Disclaimer: I am in no way sane, nor do I own any characters, except for possibly the ferret. The idea of a character being turned into a small woodland creature is borrowed with permission from Aristotle Freud ("Distinctly Squirrely"), a fellow member of the fruitcake alliance. To join the alliance and receive tons of benefits and our newsletter, email fruitcake headquarters at fruitcakeHQ@yahoo.com.
Author's note: Please review if you're reading this. I'm kinda new at fic, which is why I'm using FA common ownership ideas.
The Adventures of Phoebe Ferret: Chapter Two.
Phoebe stood up on her hind legs, pawing around at the air in motions that Paige tried to interpret.
"I think she's trying to tell us something," Paige said to Piper. They both peered carefully at the ferret. Phoebe Ferret ran out of the room, and her sisters followed her up to her bedroom.
Her dresser drawers were open, and the ferret scampered into one of the drawers, the one filled with forty-nine pink wooly hats, and dragged out one of the hats by her teeth. When the ferret attempted to wear the hat, it covered her entire body.
Paige and Piper stared at the ferret as she began gnawing on the hat with a vengeance. Several minutes later, Phoebe Ferret triumphantly picked up the small piece of pink wool she had gnawed off and placed it on her head.
"Wow," Paige said. "She made herself a pink wooly hat." No one was terribly surprised. They were all headed for the Book of Shadows when Cole shimmered in.
TBC [possibly… Review to see more!]