Legendary Insanity
A/N: Thanks for your reviews!! I'm glad you liked it!! o^______^o Didja notice that I use that face veeeery often? It's so nice!! ^^ Welp, here's the second chapter, with KuroMew, Flower Powerer and DClick in it....most probably permanently as guests!! ^^ By the way, I only put Ff.net registered authors here. Sorry, seadragon1012!!
Disclaimer: One word. NO. Thank you. Another three words. NOT EJ EITHER.
Lccorp2: *suddenly pops into view* I own the pogo stick idea!! ^___^ *disappears again*
Me: -_-; Yeah, he does, and he's the reason I'm orbiting around the Pokemon world too...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Chapter 2: Why Male Legendary Pokemon Should Stay Out of the Marsh of Male- eating Marshmallows ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator (Me): Now, a recap for all you senile people out there: Lugia has been eaten by a marshmallow monster!! And the very most aggressive kind, the chocolate coated!! Now, let's see what happens...
Narrator: Picture the Pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: Now focus on a marsh with different coloured blobs.
Narrator: Zoom in to the biggest, chocolate-coloured one, which is currently thrashing around.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
{Heh, sorry, Lc, but I couldn't resist!! =P}
Lugia: *thrashes around the deep, dark, dim, dusky, damp, dank, disgusting interior of the musty, marshy, mushy marshmallow monster's stinking stomach* SOMEONE HEEEEELP MEEEEE~~!!!
Narrator: Fortunately, the Legendary Dogs happen to pass by with Ho-oh is the lead.
Ho-oh: ...and then he crashed onto the roof, recovered, and flew off to find Celebi....I wonder where he is now.
Suicune: *points at the wriggling, writhing mass of Lugia-shaped marshmallow* Isn't that him? Inside the marshmallow?
Entei and Raikou: O_O;
Ho-oh: -_- It must be. Only HE would be stupid enough to wander into the Marsh of Man-eating Marshmallows.
Entei: But he's not a man, he's a Lugia.
Suicune: *thoughtfully* Ya know, Celebi always sleeps here. Maybe it's supposed to be the Marsh of MALE-eating Marshmallows.
Raikou: *backing away nervously* Y-you and Ho-oh go on, I think I'll pass...*disappears in a bolt of yellow*
Entei: M-me too....*disappears in a flash of red*
Ho-oh: *shaking head* Cowards.
Suicune: C'mon, let's go see.
Ho-oh: Right.
Narrator: Both enter the Marsh. The marshmallows blithely ignore them.
Suicune: *taps the thrashing mass inside the marshmallow* Hey Lugie, you in there?
Narrator: The thrashing stops.
Lugia: *muffled* Is that you, Suicune?
Ho-oh: *helpfully* Me too.
Lugia: Ho-oh!! ^_________^ Now that you're here, would you please GET ME OUT?!?!
Ho-oh: It would be my pleasure. ^________________^
Lugia: "frantically* You're going to Cineleisure? (In case you didn't know, Cineleisure is a cinema sorta place ^^) No, let me out first!!
Ho-oh: I WILL!!
Lugia: Will is here? Why, you no-good Psychic freak, you'll pay for what you did to me last time!!
Suicune: *giggles*
Ho-oh: T_T *angrily roasts the marshmallow monster with Sacred Fire*
Narrator: The marshmallow monster howls in pain, and in a flash of light, evolves to the highly rare (and highly enormous) RoastedMallow.
Lugia: *mutters to self* Why has it suddenly become so much roomier in here? *gasps in shock* Unless...no, it couldn't be...AAAAAHHHHH!! It's a RoastedMallow!! *flaps wings frantically*
Ho-oh and Suicune: *watches as the RoastedMallow rises into the air and glows again*
Narrator: In ANOTHER flash of light, the RoastedMallow evolves to the PogoMallow, which resembled a pogo stick, albeit edible. Lugia appears on it, looking dazed.
Ho-oh: Lugie!! You're okay!! ^_____________^
Suicune: *head bobs as she watches 'Lugie' bounce away into the north*
Entei: Heya!! ^^
Narrator: Suicune and Ho-oh turn around to see Entei and Raikou holding pogo sticks.
Raikou: You wanna go pogo-sticking with us? ^___^
Ho-oh: Sure.
Suicune: Me too!! Let's try catching up with Lugia.
Entei: Okay...*hands Ho-oh and Suicune a pogo stick each*
Narrator: All hop onto their pogo sticks and goes pogo-sticking after Lugia, who is easy to track cuz the PogoMallow leaves behind bits of roasted marshmallow.
Raikou: *picks up some Mallow on the way and eats it* Yum!! =^.^=
Meanwhile....
Lugia: *bounces into the 'bit above Johto, a place that is always frozen'* WAAAAAAAAAA~~ HEEEEEELP MEEE~~!!
Narrator: An igloo gradually comes into view. Lugia sees a Jolteon inside the igloo reading a newspaper.
Jolteon: *wails* NOOOOOO!! Not the newspaper!!
Narrator: Okay, whatever. Lugia sees a Jolteon watching TV.
Jolteon: NOOOOOOOOOOOO~~!! Not the TV either!! ;_; I'm bored outta my mind watching TV and reading newspapers.
Lugia: *bouncing in place* WOULD YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND?!?! I'M GETTING POGOMALLOW-SICK HERE!!!
Narrator: FINE. *thinks quickly* Lugia sees a Jolteon bouncing on a pogo stick. Meanwhile, four dots bounce closer.
Jolteon: *looks back* Hey, izzat your friends?
Lugia: (the PogoMallow has miraculously stopped in place) *looks back too* I think so. *waves* HEEEEEEY!! OVER HERE!!
Narrator: A Flareon, Umbreon, Espeon and Vaporeon peer out of various igloos.
Espeon: What's all this fuss?! My wife is TRYING to get some sleep here!!
Lugia: Sorry. ^_^U ( new version of a sweatdrop ^^)
Narrator: Espeon and Vaporeon disappear into the igloo, while Flareon and Umbreon walks out, looking interested.
Flareon: Hey, any extra pogo sticks, Jolteon?
Jolteon: Sure. There are some inside my igloo.
Narrator: Umbreon and Flareon go into the aforementioned igloo and comes out with some pogo sticks.
Umbreon: Thanks, man.
Narrator: After all this time, the four Legendaries have caught up. After some introductions, the group set off after agreeing to pogo-stick around the Pokemon world together.
What (mis)adventures will they encounter? Stay tuned for the next chapter: Why Pokemon, Legendary or Not, Should Not Squash Almighty Authors with Pogo Sticks. No, this chapter isn't over yet!! ^______^
^~^~^~^~In the FF.net Authors' Lounge~^~^~^~^
Me: *watches as Sal continues rolling around in the dustbin. Meanwhile, a human Lc and Pinkdragonflame comes in carrying tons of food and a baby red Lugia*
{From now onwards, when Lccorp2 is in human form, he shall be called Lc. In Shiny Umbreon form, he is Lccorp2.}
Lc: *plunks down the food and rubs back* That was heavy.
Me: *points at the red baby Lugia* Who's that?
Pinkdragonflame: *carries the baby Lugia to the sofa* Oh, it's Mini TCL.
Me: TCL?
Lc: The Crimson Lugia.
Me: Oh!! The author of AIADI!! o^___________^o I wuv it!! By the way, why is she like that?
Mini TCL: Eata qwookies ya? *points to a bag of cookies in the pile of food* QWOOKIES!!
Lc: Well, she got eaten by a Yoshi in my fic, and when she was hatched out, well...
Pinkdragonflame: *hands bag of 'qwookies' to Mini TCL, who happily gobbles it up* She ended up like that.
{Meanwhile, KuroMew, Flower Powerer and DClick appear.}
All three: HIYA EVERYONE!!
Flower Powerer: *coos* Oooh, Mini TCL's here!! ^____^
Lc: *evilly* Let's start feeding her, shall we?
Pinkdragonflame: Yeah, she looks hungry. ;)
KuroMew: *picks up a bag of chips and opens it, then hands it to Mini TCL* There.
Mini TCL: WUM!! QWIPS!! *gobbles it up*
DClick: *picks up another bag of cookies, which is quickly grabbed up by Mini TCL and eaten, bag and all* She has an abnormal love of cookies, and for some reason, cookie bags too. ^^;
Pinkdragonflame: I said it once; I'll say it again. She's JUST like a black hole when it comes to food.
Lc: *suddenly transforms and perks up ears* Uh oh, I think I hear C9Y coming down the hall.
Pinkdragonflame: Oh dear. *grabs Mini TCL, who is eating a sack of fries* Better hide her. *Goes to a closet at the back of the lounge, puts Mini TCL inside with enough food to keep her occupied, and hurriedly closes it*
C9Y: *bursts through the door* ALL RIGHT!! Where's Mini TCL? I have reason to believe that she has been fed various kinds of un-baby-Lugia-ought-to- eat food. I saw the mess on the floor of the EJ Authors' Lounge!! *glares at Lccorp2 and Pinkdragonflame suspiciously* Give 'er up!!
Lccorp2: *spread paws* We ain't got her!!
Pinkdragonflame: *inches towards the sofa* Yeah.
C9Y: If I find that you've been doing what you shouldn't...*waves 'How to Take Care of a Baby Lugia' in the air menacingly, then slams the door*
All: ^_^; Phew.
That's the end of chapter 2 of Legendary Insanity. Guest roles still up for grabs!! ^____^ Please review, it's that small blue button down there!! Also, please read my other fic, Emerald Destiny: The Johto Journey, and review it too!! I'm currently working on chapter 7, which will probably be posted tomorrow (29/9/2002). ^_~
~*Dawn the Espeon*~
A/N: Thanks for your reviews!! I'm glad you liked it!! o^______^o Didja notice that I use that face veeeery often? It's so nice!! ^^ Welp, here's the second chapter, with KuroMew, Flower Powerer and DClick in it....most probably permanently as guests!! ^^ By the way, I only put Ff.net registered authors here. Sorry, seadragon1012!!
Disclaimer: One word. NO. Thank you. Another three words. NOT EJ EITHER.
Lccorp2: *suddenly pops into view* I own the pogo stick idea!! ^___^ *disappears again*
Me: -_-; Yeah, he does, and he's the reason I'm orbiting around the Pokemon world too...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Chapter 2: Why Male Legendary Pokemon Should Stay Out of the Marsh of Male- eating Marshmallows ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Narrator (Me): Now, a recap for all you senile people out there: Lugia has been eaten by a marshmallow monster!! And the very most aggressive kind, the chocolate coated!! Now, let's see what happens...
Narrator: Picture the Pokemon world in your head.
Narrator: Now focus on a marsh with different coloured blobs.
Narrator: Zoom in to the biggest, chocolate-coloured one, which is currently thrashing around.
Narrator: STOP!!! ^_^.
{Heh, sorry, Lc, but I couldn't resist!! =P}
Lugia: *thrashes around the deep, dark, dim, dusky, damp, dank, disgusting interior of the musty, marshy, mushy marshmallow monster's stinking stomach* SOMEONE HEEEEELP MEEEEE~~!!!
Narrator: Fortunately, the Legendary Dogs happen to pass by with Ho-oh is the lead.
Ho-oh: ...and then he crashed onto the roof, recovered, and flew off to find Celebi....I wonder where he is now.
Suicune: *points at the wriggling, writhing mass of Lugia-shaped marshmallow* Isn't that him? Inside the marshmallow?
Entei and Raikou: O_O;
Ho-oh: -_- It must be. Only HE would be stupid enough to wander into the Marsh of Man-eating Marshmallows.
Entei: But he's not a man, he's a Lugia.
Suicune: *thoughtfully* Ya know, Celebi always sleeps here. Maybe it's supposed to be the Marsh of MALE-eating Marshmallows.
Raikou: *backing away nervously* Y-you and Ho-oh go on, I think I'll pass...*disappears in a bolt of yellow*
Entei: M-me too....*disappears in a flash of red*
Ho-oh: *shaking head* Cowards.
Suicune: C'mon, let's go see.
Ho-oh: Right.
Narrator: Both enter the Marsh. The marshmallows blithely ignore them.
Suicune: *taps the thrashing mass inside the marshmallow* Hey Lugie, you in there?
Narrator: The thrashing stops.
Lugia: *muffled* Is that you, Suicune?
Ho-oh: *helpfully* Me too.
Lugia: Ho-oh!! ^_________^ Now that you're here, would you please GET ME OUT?!?!
Ho-oh: It would be my pleasure. ^________________^
Lugia: "frantically* You're going to Cineleisure? (In case you didn't know, Cineleisure is a cinema sorta place ^^) No, let me out first!!
Ho-oh: I WILL!!
Lugia: Will is here? Why, you no-good Psychic freak, you'll pay for what you did to me last time!!
Suicune: *giggles*
Ho-oh: T_T *angrily roasts the marshmallow monster with Sacred Fire*
Narrator: The marshmallow monster howls in pain, and in a flash of light, evolves to the highly rare (and highly enormous) RoastedMallow.
Lugia: *mutters to self* Why has it suddenly become so much roomier in here? *gasps in shock* Unless...no, it couldn't be...AAAAAHHHHH!! It's a RoastedMallow!! *flaps wings frantically*
Ho-oh and Suicune: *watches as the RoastedMallow rises into the air and glows again*
Narrator: In ANOTHER flash of light, the RoastedMallow evolves to the PogoMallow, which resembled a pogo stick, albeit edible. Lugia appears on it, looking dazed.
Ho-oh: Lugie!! You're okay!! ^_____________^
Suicune: *head bobs as she watches 'Lugie' bounce away into the north*
Entei: Heya!! ^^
Narrator: Suicune and Ho-oh turn around to see Entei and Raikou holding pogo sticks.
Raikou: You wanna go pogo-sticking with us? ^___^
Ho-oh: Sure.
Suicune: Me too!! Let's try catching up with Lugia.
Entei: Okay...*hands Ho-oh and Suicune a pogo stick each*
Narrator: All hop onto their pogo sticks and goes pogo-sticking after Lugia, who is easy to track cuz the PogoMallow leaves behind bits of roasted marshmallow.
Raikou: *picks up some Mallow on the way and eats it* Yum!! =^.^=
Meanwhile....
Lugia: *bounces into the 'bit above Johto, a place that is always frozen'* WAAAAAAAAAA~~ HEEEEEELP MEEE~~!!
Narrator: An igloo gradually comes into view. Lugia sees a Jolteon inside the igloo reading a newspaper.
Jolteon: *wails* NOOOOOO!! Not the newspaper!!
Narrator: Okay, whatever. Lugia sees a Jolteon watching TV.
Jolteon: NOOOOOOOOOOOO~~!! Not the TV either!! ;_; I'm bored outta my mind watching TV and reading newspapers.
Lugia: *bouncing in place* WOULD YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND?!?! I'M GETTING POGOMALLOW-SICK HERE!!!
Narrator: FINE. *thinks quickly* Lugia sees a Jolteon bouncing on a pogo stick. Meanwhile, four dots bounce closer.
Jolteon: *looks back* Hey, izzat your friends?
Lugia: (the PogoMallow has miraculously stopped in place) *looks back too* I think so. *waves* HEEEEEEY!! OVER HERE!!
Narrator: A Flareon, Umbreon, Espeon and Vaporeon peer out of various igloos.
Espeon: What's all this fuss?! My wife is TRYING to get some sleep here!!
Lugia: Sorry. ^_^U ( new version of a sweatdrop ^^)
Narrator: Espeon and Vaporeon disappear into the igloo, while Flareon and Umbreon walks out, looking interested.
Flareon: Hey, any extra pogo sticks, Jolteon?
Jolteon: Sure. There are some inside my igloo.
Narrator: Umbreon and Flareon go into the aforementioned igloo and comes out with some pogo sticks.
Umbreon: Thanks, man.
Narrator: After all this time, the four Legendaries have caught up. After some introductions, the group set off after agreeing to pogo-stick around the Pokemon world together.
What (mis)adventures will they encounter? Stay tuned for the next chapter: Why Pokemon, Legendary or Not, Should Not Squash Almighty Authors with Pogo Sticks. No, this chapter isn't over yet!! ^______^
^~^~^~^~In the FF.net Authors' Lounge~^~^~^~^
Me: *watches as Sal continues rolling around in the dustbin. Meanwhile, a human Lc and Pinkdragonflame comes in carrying tons of food and a baby red Lugia*
{From now onwards, when Lccorp2 is in human form, he shall be called Lc. In Shiny Umbreon form, he is Lccorp2.}
Lc: *plunks down the food and rubs back* That was heavy.
Me: *points at the red baby Lugia* Who's that?
Pinkdragonflame: *carries the baby Lugia to the sofa* Oh, it's Mini TCL.
Me: TCL?
Lc: The Crimson Lugia.
Me: Oh!! The author of AIADI!! o^___________^o I wuv it!! By the way, why is she like that?
Mini TCL: Eata qwookies ya? *points to a bag of cookies in the pile of food* QWOOKIES!!
Lc: Well, she got eaten by a Yoshi in my fic, and when she was hatched out, well...
Pinkdragonflame: *hands bag of 'qwookies' to Mini TCL, who happily gobbles it up* She ended up like that.
{Meanwhile, KuroMew, Flower Powerer and DClick appear.}
All three: HIYA EVERYONE!!
Flower Powerer: *coos* Oooh, Mini TCL's here!! ^____^
Lc: *evilly* Let's start feeding her, shall we?
Pinkdragonflame: Yeah, she looks hungry. ;)
KuroMew: *picks up a bag of chips and opens it, then hands it to Mini TCL* There.
Mini TCL: WUM!! QWIPS!! *gobbles it up*
DClick: *picks up another bag of cookies, which is quickly grabbed up by Mini TCL and eaten, bag and all* She has an abnormal love of cookies, and for some reason, cookie bags too. ^^;
Pinkdragonflame: I said it once; I'll say it again. She's JUST like a black hole when it comes to food.
Lc: *suddenly transforms and perks up ears* Uh oh, I think I hear C9Y coming down the hall.
Pinkdragonflame: Oh dear. *grabs Mini TCL, who is eating a sack of fries* Better hide her. *Goes to a closet at the back of the lounge, puts Mini TCL inside with enough food to keep her occupied, and hurriedly closes it*
C9Y: *bursts through the door* ALL RIGHT!! Where's Mini TCL? I have reason to believe that she has been fed various kinds of un-baby-Lugia-ought-to- eat food. I saw the mess on the floor of the EJ Authors' Lounge!! *glares at Lccorp2 and Pinkdragonflame suspiciously* Give 'er up!!
Lccorp2: *spread paws* We ain't got her!!
Pinkdragonflame: *inches towards the sofa* Yeah.
C9Y: If I find that you've been doing what you shouldn't...*waves 'How to Take Care of a Baby Lugia' in the air menacingly, then slams the door*
All: ^_^; Phew.
That's the end of chapter 2 of Legendary Insanity. Guest roles still up for grabs!! ^____^ Please review, it's that small blue button down there!! Also, please read my other fic, Emerald Destiny: The Johto Journey, and review it too!! I'm currently working on chapter 7, which will probably be posted tomorrow (29/9/2002). ^_~
~*Dawn the Espeon*~