Legendary Insanity
A/N: Thanks so much for all your reviews!! o^___________^o So happy I am. Hehe. seadragon1012, Light Sneasel, fire fox, and Miss Misty USA are the new guests for this chapter. I wonder how I'll fit them all in...^_^;
Disclaimer: Can't forget this. Nearly did though. -_-Too bad I remembered. Anyway, don't own it. Don't sue. Saving up for GBA and a Sapphire or Ruby cartridge. No take my money, ya? *glares* I do own the MarshMallow evolutions though. ^___^ And my new research lab too!! *huggles the Aeroeon and Shiny Espeons inside* Thankies, Lccorp2!! ^______________^
Chapter 3: Why Pokemon, Legendary or Not, Should Not Squash Almighty Authors with Pogo Sticks
{{ Scene of the three Legendary Dogs, Ho-oh, Lugia, Jolteon, Umbreon and Flareon pogo sticking away into the distance. Focus on them. There ^_^ }}
Lugia: *nibbles on the PogoMallow* So....where are we going?
Raikou: No idea.
{{ A large building with swirling colours appear and rapidly comes closer as they pogo stick away. }}
Suicune: Um...how do you stop this thing? *wrestles frantically with the bouncing pogo stick, causing it to go faster* Ugh. @_@
Entei: *reading the pogo stick manual* Please chant this incantation before you pogo stick with our pogo sticks. Warning. If you do not do this, you will not be able to stop....EVER.
Jolteon: What incantation? What brand are your pogo sticks?
Ho-oh: No idea. ^_^;
Raikou: It's the Magic Non-stop Bouncie Pogo 2000.
Umbreon: *reads the label on the pogo stick* The newest, non-stop pogo stick for every avid pogo sticker!! It's the one, the only, Magic Non-stop Bouncie Pogo 2000!! Hours of fun and bounciness!!
Flareon: *gulp*
Lugia: I bet I'll be able to stop. I'm not using that, I'm riding a PogoMallow.
Narrator: A Pokedex suddenly appears in front of Lugia!!
Pokedex: PogoMallow, the Marshmallow Pogo Stick Pokemon. Once it starts to bounce, it will never stop until it pops. *disappears again* (as opposed to the Pringles' "Once you pop, you can't stop!!" ^____^)
Lugia: Uh oh.
Everyone: *watches helplessly as they approach the swirly building, which happens to be all the Authors' Lounges in all of FF.net*
^~^~^~^~In the LI Authors' Lounge~^~^~^~^
Me: *yawns* I'm bored.
Sal: *has stopped rolling ever since he hit against the wall* @__@ I-feel- dizzy...
Pinkdragonflame: No kidding.
KuroMew: Yeah, you've been rolling around in there for two chapters. Imagine that!!
Flower Powerer: Lc sent me answers for IPGS all saying "Don't know/don't remember. Kick me off please." or something like that. ^_^U The exams must really be getting to him.
DClick: Duh. *watches as Lc flounders under a mountain of notes*
Lc: ARGH!! Where is that *censored* thing?! *dives into pile of notes*
Me: ^_^U I'm supposed to be doing that...but anyway. It looks unpleasant.
Lc: It IS!! *turns into Umbreon form and growls at the heap of papers, then starts to savagely rip them up* Death to exams!!
Everyone: *turns into Ditto then squeaks* Ditto!! *all turn back*
{{ Suddenly, one after another, seadragon1012, Light Sneasel, fire fox and Miss Misty USA pops into the room. }}
seadragon1012: Hi!
Light Sneasel: Hello.
fire fox: I love Shadow and Raven!! o^___________^o
Everyone: ^_^U
Miss Misty USA: Hiya all.
Pinkdragonflame: Getting crowded in here...
KuroMew: No kidding.
Pinkdragonflame: HEY!! That's MY line. T_T
KuroMew: Whatever.
{{ Suddenly, there is a huge crashing sound outside. Everyone dashes to the door to have a look (with the exception of Sal, who is still doing @__@ in the corner. ^_^;; }}
Dogs, Birds, and Eons: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
CRASH!! BANG!! KABOOM!! DINGA DANGA DONG!! DONGA DANGA DING!! SPIKSPIKSPIK!! THUD!! FLUMP!!
{{ All the authors are as flat as paper on the ground. }}
Legendaries + Eons: x_X
Authors: X_x
Flower Powerer: *makes an indignant, 2D sound*
DClick: *makes a 2D sound that sounds faintly like 'Ack'*
PogoMallow: POP!! *disappears*
Lccorp2: *makes a 2D growling noise*
Me: *sucks in air, to no avail*
Suicune: *blearily* Huh? What happened?
Ho-oh: Ohhhh, my head....*clutches head with wings*
{{ Room is filled with many indignant 2D noises. }}
Jolteon: *to flattened blue-ringed Umbreon on floor* Lccorp2? Why are you here?
Lccorp2: *makes weird noise, eyes glare at Jolteon*
Jolteon: o.O Freaky. *backs away*
Flareon: *wakes up* Uhhh, I must have drank too much gas again....Oh my poor head...
Me: *uses author powers to restore everyone to their 3D form*
Everyone: !!! *all except me have turned to mini versions of former self*
Me: Heh. *scratches head* Weird. My author powers seems to be somewhat glitched...I'll fix it later. *uses author powers again*
Everyone: *turns back to normal size*
seadragon1012: That's better.
Light Sneasel: MUCH better.
fire fox: I love Raven and Shadow!! o^_____________^o
Everyone: ^_^;;
MMUSA: Being paper doesn't suit me.
DClick: Yup. Feels unpleasant all right. All flat and squished..._
{{ By this time, all the Pokemon in the room have woken up except Lugia. }}
Lugia: Nooooo...*hugs something non-existent* Don't go, Ho-oh....
{{ Ho-oh is fortunately still having a headache and is clutching her head with her huge wings, so she didn't hear it. XD }}
Everyone else: Hehehehehe....:D
Lugia: *wakes up* Huh? Wha-What happened? *looks around* Where's the PogoMallow? Why is everyone looking at me? *stares back suspiciously*
Everyone: Nothing. *all whistle innocently*
Me: Well. We demand to know why you squished us.
Ho-oh, Suicune, Umbreon and Flareon: It wasn't our fault!! *points at the rest of the Pokemon, who cowers against the wall* They gave us the Magic Non-stop Bouncie Pogo 2000 in the first place!!
Raikou: They were having a sale at the Pokemon Dept.!! These were 5 for only 10 Pokebucks!! The rest were sold for at least 1 for 50 Pokebucks!!
Suicune: *dryly* I can see why. *bonks Raikou and Entei on the head* Cheapos.
Raikou and Entei: x_x
Me: *turns to all authors* Do all of you hereby agree that Lugia, Raikou, Entei and Jolteon all deserve punishment for what they did?
Authors: YEAH!!
Lugia: Hey, wait a minute. I didn't use the MNSBP 2000 in the first place!!
KuroMew: But you DID squish us.
Lugia: It wasn't my fault!!
Me: And WHO caused the MarshMallow to evolve?
Lugia: ....I caused the ROASTEDMallow to evolve, not the MarshMallow. *glances over at Ho-oh and points* She caused it to evolve into RoastedMallow.
Ho-oh: That I did. -_-
Jolteon: And Umbreon and Flareon ASKED me for pogo sticks, so it's their fault too.
Me: All righty then. *turns to all authors again* Do you all hereby agree that all the Pokemon who squished us should be punished?
Authors: YEAH!!
Me: Now, how do we punish them?
Lccorp2: Let's tickle Ho-oh and Lugia with Silver Wing and Rainbow Wing!! {It WAS originally his idea. ^__^}
Me: Okay, who has the Silver Wing and the Rainbow Wing?
Flower Powerer: *brandishes a nice fluffy tickly Rainbow Wing* I have the Rainbow Wing.
Pinkdragonflame: And I have a Silver Wing!! *takes out a nice sparkly tickly Silver Wing*
Me: Then I put you both in charge of punishing Lugia and Ho-oh!! ^____^
Both: ^_________^ *corners Lugia and Ho-oh and starts tickling them*
Lugia and Ho-oh: Hahahahahaha...Stop!! Please!! Hahahahhaahahhaha...
Me: And now that that's taken care of...
Lccorp2: Lemme take my Eons to the EJ Authors' Lounge. I'll punish them there. *grins evilly at the Eons*
Eons: *whimper*
Lccorp2: Come on now...*drags the Eons out of the LI Lounge*
Me: Now, what to do with the Dogs?
Dogs: *glances at each other* RUN!!! *three bolts of colour dash through the open door*
All the other unoccupied authors and me: Come back!! *runs after them*
Will we ever find them? Or are the legendary dogs too quick for us to catch? Stay tuned for the next chapter!! ^_________^
~*Dawn the Espeon*~
A/N: Thanks so much for all your reviews!! o^___________^o So happy I am. Hehe. seadragon1012, Light Sneasel, fire fox, and Miss Misty USA are the new guests for this chapter. I wonder how I'll fit them all in...^_^;
Disclaimer: Can't forget this. Nearly did though. -_-Too bad I remembered. Anyway, don't own it. Don't sue. Saving up for GBA and a Sapphire or Ruby cartridge. No take my money, ya? *glares* I do own the MarshMallow evolutions though. ^___^ And my new research lab too!! *huggles the Aeroeon and Shiny Espeons inside* Thankies, Lccorp2!! ^______________^
Chapter 3: Why Pokemon, Legendary or Not, Should Not Squash Almighty Authors with Pogo Sticks
{{ Scene of the three Legendary Dogs, Ho-oh, Lugia, Jolteon, Umbreon and Flareon pogo sticking away into the distance. Focus on them. There ^_^ }}
Lugia: *nibbles on the PogoMallow* So....where are we going?
Raikou: No idea.
{{ A large building with swirling colours appear and rapidly comes closer as they pogo stick away. }}
Suicune: Um...how do you stop this thing? *wrestles frantically with the bouncing pogo stick, causing it to go faster* Ugh. @_@
Entei: *reading the pogo stick manual* Please chant this incantation before you pogo stick with our pogo sticks. Warning. If you do not do this, you will not be able to stop....EVER.
Jolteon: What incantation? What brand are your pogo sticks?
Ho-oh: No idea. ^_^;
Raikou: It's the Magic Non-stop Bouncie Pogo 2000.
Umbreon: *reads the label on the pogo stick* The newest, non-stop pogo stick for every avid pogo sticker!! It's the one, the only, Magic Non-stop Bouncie Pogo 2000!! Hours of fun and bounciness!!
Flareon: *gulp*
Lugia: I bet I'll be able to stop. I'm not using that, I'm riding a PogoMallow.
Narrator: A Pokedex suddenly appears in front of Lugia!!
Pokedex: PogoMallow, the Marshmallow Pogo Stick Pokemon. Once it starts to bounce, it will never stop until it pops. *disappears again* (as opposed to the Pringles' "Once you pop, you can't stop!!" ^____^)
Lugia: Uh oh.
Everyone: *watches helplessly as they approach the swirly building, which happens to be all the Authors' Lounges in all of FF.net*
^~^~^~^~In the LI Authors' Lounge~^~^~^~^
Me: *yawns* I'm bored.
Sal: *has stopped rolling ever since he hit against the wall* @__@ I-feel- dizzy...
Pinkdragonflame: No kidding.
KuroMew: Yeah, you've been rolling around in there for two chapters. Imagine that!!
Flower Powerer: Lc sent me answers for IPGS all saying "Don't know/don't remember. Kick me off please." or something like that. ^_^U The exams must really be getting to him.
DClick: Duh. *watches as Lc flounders under a mountain of notes*
Lc: ARGH!! Where is that *censored* thing?! *dives into pile of notes*
Me: ^_^U I'm supposed to be doing that...but anyway. It looks unpleasant.
Lc: It IS!! *turns into Umbreon form and growls at the heap of papers, then starts to savagely rip them up* Death to exams!!
Everyone: *turns into Ditto then squeaks* Ditto!! *all turn back*
{{ Suddenly, one after another, seadragon1012, Light Sneasel, fire fox and Miss Misty USA pops into the room. }}
seadragon1012: Hi!
Light Sneasel: Hello.
fire fox: I love Shadow and Raven!! o^___________^o
Everyone: ^_^U
Miss Misty USA: Hiya all.
Pinkdragonflame: Getting crowded in here...
KuroMew: No kidding.
Pinkdragonflame: HEY!! That's MY line. T_T
KuroMew: Whatever.
{{ Suddenly, there is a huge crashing sound outside. Everyone dashes to the door to have a look (with the exception of Sal, who is still doing @__@ in the corner. ^_^;; }}
Dogs, Birds, and Eons: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
CRASH!! BANG!! KABOOM!! DINGA DANGA DONG!! DONGA DANGA DING!! SPIKSPIKSPIK!! THUD!! FLUMP!!
{{ All the authors are as flat as paper on the ground. }}
Legendaries + Eons: x_X
Authors: X_x
Flower Powerer: *makes an indignant, 2D sound*
DClick: *makes a 2D sound that sounds faintly like 'Ack'*
PogoMallow: POP!! *disappears*
Lccorp2: *makes a 2D growling noise*
Me: *sucks in air, to no avail*
Suicune: *blearily* Huh? What happened?
Ho-oh: Ohhhh, my head....*clutches head with wings*
{{ Room is filled with many indignant 2D noises. }}
Jolteon: *to flattened blue-ringed Umbreon on floor* Lccorp2? Why are you here?
Lccorp2: *makes weird noise, eyes glare at Jolteon*
Jolteon: o.O Freaky. *backs away*
Flareon: *wakes up* Uhhh, I must have drank too much gas again....Oh my poor head...
Me: *uses author powers to restore everyone to their 3D form*
Everyone: !!! *all except me have turned to mini versions of former self*
Me: Heh. *scratches head* Weird. My author powers seems to be somewhat glitched...I'll fix it later. *uses author powers again*
Everyone: *turns back to normal size*
seadragon1012: That's better.
Light Sneasel: MUCH better.
fire fox: I love Raven and Shadow!! o^_____________^o
Everyone: ^_^;;
MMUSA: Being paper doesn't suit me.
DClick: Yup. Feels unpleasant all right. All flat and squished..._
{{ By this time, all the Pokemon in the room have woken up except Lugia. }}
Lugia: Nooooo...*hugs something non-existent* Don't go, Ho-oh....
{{ Ho-oh is fortunately still having a headache and is clutching her head with her huge wings, so she didn't hear it. XD }}
Everyone else: Hehehehehe....:D
Lugia: *wakes up* Huh? Wha-What happened? *looks around* Where's the PogoMallow? Why is everyone looking at me? *stares back suspiciously*
Everyone: Nothing. *all whistle innocently*
Me: Well. We demand to know why you squished us.
Ho-oh, Suicune, Umbreon and Flareon: It wasn't our fault!! *points at the rest of the Pokemon, who cowers against the wall* They gave us the Magic Non-stop Bouncie Pogo 2000 in the first place!!
Raikou: They were having a sale at the Pokemon Dept.!! These were 5 for only 10 Pokebucks!! The rest were sold for at least 1 for 50 Pokebucks!!
Suicune: *dryly* I can see why. *bonks Raikou and Entei on the head* Cheapos.
Raikou and Entei: x_x
Me: *turns to all authors* Do all of you hereby agree that Lugia, Raikou, Entei and Jolteon all deserve punishment for what they did?
Authors: YEAH!!
Lugia: Hey, wait a minute. I didn't use the MNSBP 2000 in the first place!!
KuroMew: But you DID squish us.
Lugia: It wasn't my fault!!
Me: And WHO caused the MarshMallow to evolve?
Lugia: ....I caused the ROASTEDMallow to evolve, not the MarshMallow. *glances over at Ho-oh and points* She caused it to evolve into RoastedMallow.
Ho-oh: That I did. -_-
Jolteon: And Umbreon and Flareon ASKED me for pogo sticks, so it's their fault too.
Me: All righty then. *turns to all authors again* Do you all hereby agree that all the Pokemon who squished us should be punished?
Authors: YEAH!!
Me: Now, how do we punish them?
Lccorp2: Let's tickle Ho-oh and Lugia with Silver Wing and Rainbow Wing!! {It WAS originally his idea. ^__^}
Me: Okay, who has the Silver Wing and the Rainbow Wing?
Flower Powerer: *brandishes a nice fluffy tickly Rainbow Wing* I have the Rainbow Wing.
Pinkdragonflame: And I have a Silver Wing!! *takes out a nice sparkly tickly Silver Wing*
Me: Then I put you both in charge of punishing Lugia and Ho-oh!! ^____^
Both: ^_________^ *corners Lugia and Ho-oh and starts tickling them*
Lugia and Ho-oh: Hahahahahaha...Stop!! Please!! Hahahahhaahahhaha...
Me: And now that that's taken care of...
Lccorp2: Lemme take my Eons to the EJ Authors' Lounge. I'll punish them there. *grins evilly at the Eons*
Eons: *whimper*
Lccorp2: Come on now...*drags the Eons out of the LI Lounge*
Me: Now, what to do with the Dogs?
Dogs: *glances at each other* RUN!!! *three bolts of colour dash through the open door*
All the other unoccupied authors and me: Come back!! *runs after them*
Will we ever find them? Or are the legendary dogs too quick for us to catch? Stay tuned for the next chapter!! ^_________^
~*Dawn the Espeon*~