And now, I would like to present the first Inuyasha bloopers!!!!!!
WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
Alright, I'm okay now. I shall be your director for today *strikes pose* don't everyone ask my autograph at once. *crickets chirp* whatever.
*Actions*
"Speaking"
'Thoughts'
_Emphasize_
~~~New Scene~~~
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Act I
Scene I: Kagome trying to run to the well
A 15 year old Higurashi Kagome walked towards the well in the Sengoku Jidai, her enormous yellow pack slung on her back. She searched around making sure a certain someone wasn't watching. By the time the well was in sight she stopped and crouched down in a runners position.
'Okay, I can do this. On the count of five 1...2...3...4...'
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Minu: *pulls out bullhorn* Kagome, this is the part where you run to the well!!!!……. Kagome?!?! *walks to where Kagome stood and finds her face down on the floor* What the hell happened?!?!
Kagome: I don't know, one minute I'm standing, the next I'm tripping. What did I trip over?!?!
*Both sees a wire and traces it back to the source*
Minu and Kagome: Myouga?!?!
Myouga: *jumps on a log* Yes it was me!! I am tired of getting squashed for trying to suck someone's blood!!! I can't help it…. Just the need and temptation of the juicy red *drools*
Kagome: *sweatdrops* Oooookay, someone need therapy!
Act I
Scene II: Kagome ready to stress out
"And at least Kikyo was tougher than you. But what can you expect from a copy. And a poor excuse of a copy too. Kikyo was beautiful, smart, could actually DEFEND herself, and she wasn't a bitch all the time."
"FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN!! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR COMPARING ME WITH KIKYO!!!!!! *walks to trailer*
Minu: *looks down the forty foot hole* Medic! I always wanted to say that.
Act I
Scene III: Inuyasha snaps
Inuyasha got up from his hole in the ground and stared at her with cold narrowed eyes. He slowly walked towards her, a predator approaching his prey. His foot hit her pack and he picked it up with his hand and threw as hard as he could towards the village.
Kagome winced when she heard a faint 'thud' noise far away. She immediately started to run for the forest when an arm shot out and grabbed her shoulder. Claws dug deeply in her shoulder and she gave a small cry. Another hand wrapped itself tightly around her throat and lifted her up. *he presses his lips against hers*
Inuyasha: You're right Kagome, I was just an annoying puppy. Forgive me and let's go start our new family
*Inuyasha darts away with Kagome in his arms*
Minu: HEY!!! We have a show to do here!! *hears noises coming from the trailer* Oh my God, get a room where we can't here anything!!! *watches as the two drive away in a car* WHY ME?!?!
Act I
Scene IV: Déja vu
As soon as she reached the top of the ladder, she was panting and her shoulder wound was oozing more blood by the minute. Swinging her feet over the lip, she slipped off and made a slow pace to the house. Her hand pressed against the wound to stop the bleeding, but it was no use. She pulled her hand to look at it and got a huge feeling of déja vu.
Pause.
Minu: Action!
Silence
Kagome: *looks at her hand covered in blood and then stares straight ahead* WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME INUYASHA?!?!
Souta: *from inside the house* Okaasan, why is oneechan freaking out in the back yard?
Kagome's mother: Souta, go inside your room and don't come out till I say so okay?
Souta: Alright. *walks into his room*
Kagome's mother: *pulls a key from inside her shirt and gives a nod. She grabs a metal box from under the sink and slips the key in the hole. It opens with a 'click' and she opens it up. A shotgun click is heard and she closes the box.* Oh Ka~gomeeeee~, I have a surprise for you~.
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Kagome: OoOoOoh! A chibi Inuyasha doll!!!! Kawaii!!!
Minu: NOOOOOO!!! It's mine!!!!!
*Two fights over the doll*
Act I
Scene V: Jii-chan's passing
"Okaasan?"
Her mother jerked her head towards Kagome, tears making rivulets down her face. Her eyes were clouded and her hand on Souta tensed.
"Kagome… Your jii-chan has passed away…"
Jii-chan: *jumps from stroller* NO I AM NOT! I AM ALIVE AND KICKING! *starts to do the hustle… until a sick crack noise is heard* Oww, I think I broke my hip!
Act I
Scene VI: Blank eyes, hollow shell
After changing into a light blue sundress with dark blue rose prints and a dark blue cardigan, she sat in front of the mirror and glowered. Her skin was even paler compared to Kikyo's and ashen. Her longer hair (it's been a year or two since the jewel was broken) was sleeked back and hanging to her waist. But what surprised her the most was her eyes. The lids were half closed and they were blank, as if her body was just a hollow shell. Which, it actually was.
*Yura of the Hair appears out of nowhere*
Yura: *squeals* Ooooooh! Please le me do your hair, it so beautiful and lush!!
Kagome: Help Me!
Minu: *stares as Yura rubs Kagome's hair against her cheek* Yeah, right. You took the chibi Inuyasha away from me!1 *sniff* I-I need to be alone right now. *walks away with a tissue in hand*
Act I
Scene VI: Kagome sees Inuyasha and Kikyo kiss
Take one.
The swirl of blues usually made her 'oooh' and 'awe' at the magnificence, but today it was just another annoyance in her life. Soon though, she was staring up at the clear blue sky of the Sengoku Jidai.
She slowly climbed up the vines, wincing when her tender back was pulled taut, and jumped onto the soft ground. She groaned when she felt a new batch of blood soak the bandages on her body, but ignored them at the sight before her.
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Minu: Inuyasha! You are suppose to be kissing Kikyo right now!!
Inuyasha: I refuse to kiss that bag of bones and dirt. I want my understudy.
Minu: *glares at him* YOU HAVE NO UNDERSTUDY!!!!
Inuyasha *blinks* I don't? Oh that is it, you are hearing from my agent!! *stomps away from scene, cell phone in hand*
*Miroku, Sango, and Kagome hold Minu back*
Minu: *struggling against everyone* Come on, just one punch, that's all I need.
Kagome: Minu-sama, calm down! We need him for the next scene!
Minu: No we don't!
Sango: Are you saying we should kill the main character of the whole show?!?!
Minu: *looks around* Would you miss him? Would you?….. And monk if that is what I think it is on my ass, you are going to join Inuyasha!!!!
Take two.
The swirl of blues usually made her 'oooh' and 'awe' at the magnificence, but today it was just another annoyance in her life. Soon though, she was staring up at the clear blue sky of the Sengoku Jidai.
She slowly climbed up the vines, wincing when her tender back was pulled taut, and jumped onto the soft ground. She groaned when she felt a new batch of blood soak the bandages on her body, but ignored them at the sight before her.
*Inuyasha is trying to rip Kikyo's head off with his claws*
Minu: Hey! That's not in the script!!
Inuyasha: Well…. It should be!!!
Take three.
*Minu sits in director chair, eyebrow twitching, staring at the scene before her*
Inuyasha: *sitting in the middle of the set with a picket sign saying 'No Understudy, No Fair'* NO UNDERSTUDY, NO FAIR! NO UNDERSTUDY, NO FAIR!
Minu: I'm gonna shoot him. *reaches for rifle underneath the chair*
Act I
Scene VII: No one cares
Her eyes turned colder as she stared at each person. Everyone was getting along fine without her. So, she was right. She had no where to belong to. No one that she can truly call her 'friends'. Her heart shot more pain and she clutched it tightly with her hands. If only she could rip it out and throw it through the door. Then she wouldn't have to feel anything.
*rub rub rub*
Kagome: *screams and slaps Miroku* Miroku!
*Inuyasha enters hut and pulls out Tetsusaiga*
Inuyasha: YOU'RE DEAD BOUZU!!!
*security guards pull a growling Inuyasha while the paramedics pull a half-dead Miroku on a stretcher*
Minu: *hits head with a bull horn repeatedly* Why? Why? WHY?!?!
*Sango, Shippou, and Kagome pat her shoulder sympathetically*
Act I
Scene VIII: Leave me alone
Shippou started jumping up and down on Kagome's shoulder and that was when her expression changed. Her eyes showed pain and she screamed. Sango jumped up in surprise and hurried towards Kagome. Shippou screamed also and fell off of Kagome. Miroku as raced towards Kagome.
*Kagome reaches into her pocket inside the cardigan and pulls a cell phone out*
Kagome: *talking into the phone* Yeah, uh huh, no no NO! I said I will only try out for the part of Misao in Rurouni Kenshin, not some whatever person! That's it, you are fired!!
*Minu just shakes her head*
Take two.
Shippou started jumping up and down on Kagome's shoulder and that was when her expression changed. Her eyes showed pain and she screamed. Sango jumped up in surprise and hurried towards Kagome. Shippou screamed also and fell off of Kagome. Miroku as raced towards Kagome.
*Miroku trips over a bowl and flies into Kagome. They land on the floor with Miroku in between Kagome's legs and her dress hiked up to her thighs*
Minu: *wide eyed* Oh dear…
Miroku: *lecher grin* My, my, my Kagome. Since we are in the position already, why don't we *leans in and whispers in her ear*
*Inuyasha bursts into the door and stops*
Inuyasha: FUCKING BOUZU!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY KAGOME?!?!?!
Kagome: *smiles and nods* Alright, let's do it!
*Everyone stares at the two in disbelief*
*Kagome flips onto her hands and knees and Sango hand prepares to throw Hiraikotsu*
*Miroku places his hands on Kagome's waist and Inuyasha aims his sword for in between Miroku's eyes.*
*Kagome smiles, waiting; Minu grabs Shippou and covers his eyes with her hand*
*Miroku leaps over Kagome*
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*Kagome leaps over Miroku*
*The two leapfrogs out the door and everyone in the room face faults*
Act I
Scene IX: Attempt to snap her out of it
She nodded, and waited for everyone's reactions. They all gave small nods and went to gather their things. Inuyasha stayed where he was and gave Kagome a withering stare. 'Maybe,' he thought, 'I can get her to break this mood she's in.'
"Feh, about fucking time wench. I've been waiting this whole time (…a week…) to look for some shards. Damn time you got your shit together, bitch."
He gave a smirk and waited for her to sit him.
*Kagome stares at Inuyasha while he stands there smirking*
Kagome: *falls onto the floor sobbing* I-I-Inuyasha! Why do you always treat me so badly! I care for you, I clean for you, I take care of the kids, and this is how you appreciate me….*sobs* How could you?!?!
Inuyasha: *smirk immediately disappears* O-O-Oi! Kagome, don't cry!! I promise, from now on, I'll appreciate you more! I'll spend more time with you and the kids and we'll all go on vacation to anywhere you want! I promise you!
Sango: *leans towards Miroku with a hand covering her mouth from the two* Should we stop them and tell them that they don't even do or have anything they just said?
Minu: *puts a finger to her mouth* Shhhh! This is the good part, I think she's about to slap him! *shakes a tub of popcorn at Shippou who stuffs half of it in his mouth*
Act I
Scene X: Fight scene
Kagome stood at the side, an arrow poised in the bow. Shippou was behind her, cowering in fear, but still ready to shoot some kitsune-bi. Sango was limping in front of the hell demon, Hiraikotsu ready to be thrown again; Kirara was transformed and ready to pass out. Miroku was grimacing, knowing he couldn't use the kaazana to suck the demon, since it was too big; but he used his staff to try and beat it down. Inuyasha was the worst off. His face was contorted in anger and he was breathing heavily.
*Shippou pulls out a bazooka from behind him*
Shippou: *aims* Take this bitch!!! You killed my brother Johnny!!! This is for you Johnny!!! *fires the bazooka and is thrown a few feet back. The youkai bursts into a million pieces*
Minu: *glares at each person* Who let him go through the war movies?
*Miroku raises his hand*
*Minu shoots him with a tranquilizer dart*
Minu: Alright anyone else *no one raises their hand* Come on…
*Inuyasha raises his hand*
*Minu shoots him with a tranquilizer dart too*
Minu: *sigh* I feel better.
Act I
Scene XI: What the other meant to them
The demons grip on Inuyasha loosened, and he fell to the ground. At first he didn't move at all. But the was proven wrong when he gasped for air and laid his arm across his ribs.
And in this one moment they stared at each other, realizing what the other meant to them.
*Kagome runs to Inuyasha and straddles his hips. They start to make out in front of everyone*
Minu: *gags* Ewwwww… please people, can we keep our hands to ourselves for at least the first CHAPTER at least. *shoots a glare at Miroku*
*Miroku pulls his hand away from Sango's rear*
Sango: *sees where his hand was reaching and pops him a good one that causes him to sail across the set* PERVERT!?!?!
Minu: *snaps her fingers and walks to Kagome and slips the wad of money in her opened hand* Damn, I didn't think who could travel the distance.
Act I
Scene XII: Kagome's gone
Miroku and Sango stared wide eyed at the demon that sucked up their best friend.
Shippou stared wide eyed at the demon that sucked up his other Mother.
Inuyasha stared at the demon that sucked up his love.
"YOU DAMNED MOTHER FUCKER!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR F*CKING BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO THAT CAT-"
*a sharp 'mew' was heard in the distance*
"AND WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE BEGGING ME TO KILL YOUR SH*TTY SELF. BUT I WON'T! I'LL KEEP TORTURING YOUR *SS UNTIL I FEEL LIKE STOPPING DAMNED BITCH!!! AND ANOTHER THING-"
Minu: *reaches for Shippou again but covers his ears* Why must he be so… violent. Can't we all just get along??
*Minu shoots Inuyasha with a dart*
Sango: Nope
~~~And that is the end of Act I.
*everyone jumps up in joy an some cry in joy at the end*
There is still Act II ya know.
*all stop and fall to the ground crying*~~~
Act II
Scene I: Mistake
"When you died, you died at the age of seventeen. Our records show that you were not suppose to die so young. As a matter of fact, you were not to die for a long time."
A moment of silence. She let this all sink in and a vein popped on her head. She jumped a bit and accusingly pointed a finger at the speaker. "Wait a minute. You mean to tell me, that I am supposed to be living now? YOU BASTARDS KILLED ME?!?!?"
*Kagome grabs the scythe off a spirit and starts to slash them down*
Kagome: HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?!?! I HAD A PRETTY GOOD LIFE!!!!
*Minu stares at all the carnage around her and then glances at Kagome*
Minu: *vein pops on forehead* THAT IS THE EIGHTEENTH TIME KAGOME!!! FINDING THIS MANY PEOPLE AIN'T EASY YOU KNOW!! MOU, YOU TAKE THIS ACTING THING TO SERIOUSLY!!!!
Kagome: *sheepishly smiles* Ummm… Oops?
Act II
Scene II: Gomen nasai
"First off, you have not been dead for just two minutes, you have been dead for two years. And we are willing to make up for that mistake. But if you keep snapping like this, we'll take it all back and just finish you off. Got it?"
Kagome gave a sharp nod and clapped her hands in front of her face while bowing her head.
*Kagome hits her nose with her hands*
Kagome: OWWWWW!! Sh*t, that bitch hurt. What the hell type of Mutha F*cking whacked up sh*t is this. Damn!
*Minu just stares at her with wide eyes*
Minu: Someone's got a potty mouth!
Take two.
"First off, you have not been dead for just two minutes, you have been dead for two years. And we are willing to make up for that mistake. But if you keep snapping like this, we'll take it all back and just finish you off. Got it?"
Kagome gave a sharp nod and clapped her hands in front of her face while bowing her head.
*a flying light swings out of nowhere and hits Kagome, taking her with it*
Mechanics Man: Sorry about that!
Minu: *still staring at what happened* What the hell?!?
Take three.
"First off, you have not been dead for just two minutes, you have been dead for two years. And we are willing to make up for that mistake. But if you keep snapping like this, we'll take it all back and just finish you off. Got it?"
Kagome gave a sharp nod and clapped her hands in front of her face while bowing her head.
*everyone looks around, making sure nothing comes flying out*
Minu: *releases her breathe* Whew, that went well-
*a big explosion is heard as the mist machine overloaded*
Kagome: *thrown across the dimension in a superman dive* HOLY SH*T!!!
Mechanics Man: *pops his head from underneath the misty fog* Sorry about that!
Act II
Scene III: Inuyasha's sadness
A sob escaped his lips as he crumbled down in front of the grave.
"Kagome…h-how could you leave me? You were suppose to stay here with me forever. Then we would get mated, and have our own pups. Two boys and one girl; the girl would l-look exactly like y-you…"
Inuyasha: Hold up, Hold up. Why am I talking to myself? Am I crazy or something?
Minu: You aren't talking to yourself, you are speaking with Kagome.
Inuyasha: Oh… *pause* Wait a minute. But Kagome's dead!! How can I be talking to her if she's dead?!? *gasp* You _lied_ to me?!?!
Minu: No you baka! You are speaking to her grave! You miss her so much and you are telling her what has been happening for the last two-
Inuyasha: *holds up a hand* Save it! I don't want to hear it. I thought we had something _special_ together. But now it's just down the toilet!
Minu: *sweatdrops* Um…. Sorry?
Inuyasha: *perks up* Okay, I forgive you!
Act II
Scene IV: Breaking free
She opened her eyes a second time and regretted that decision. She was surrounded by dirt and it was suffocating her. Her arms try to move but the were to tightly packed in the dirt.
'I can't breathe.'
She wiggled her arms back and forth trying to get some space to move. Her fingers started to push up ward (or at least what she thought was upward) and dug. Her nose started to itch from the heavy smell and she held in a sneeze.
'I can't breathe.'
She opened her eyes a second time and regretted that decision. She was surrounded by dirt and it was suffocating her. Her arms try to move but the were to tightly packed in the dirt.
'I can't breathe.'
She wiggled her arms back and forth trying to get some space to move. Her fingers started to push up ward (or at least what she thought was upward) and dug. Her nose started to itch from the heavy smell and she held in a sneeze.
'I can't breathe.'
*everyone waited for her finger to poke through*
*still waiting*
Minu: Hey, where's Kagome?!?
*everything stops and they hear her muffled screams*
*Minu walks to where she is buried and starts to dig. She hits something*
Minu: WHO THE HELL PUT A LAYER OF CEMENT IN THE GROUND ABOVE HER?!?!
Mechanics man: Oops
Minu: WAIT A MINUTE! YOU AREN'T EVEN SUPPPOSE TO BE IN CHARGE OF THIS PART OF THE SET!!!
Mechanics man: Sorry about that!
Act II
Scene V: Freedom
When her finger punctured the ground and the wind circled around it, she cried in joy. She was almost free, all she had left to do was push the dirt aside and then she's alive. So with the strength of ten Kagome's she clawed maniacally at the dirt and punched both fists into the air. A cold breeze welcomed her face and she drank it in greedily.
After a few minutes of working her upper body trying to pull her legs out, she emerged from her little hole. She threw her arms in the air and gave a cry of joy to the sky.
Kagome: I'm free- oh, AHHHHHH!
*Kagome falls back into the hole*
Kagome: Eeep! Someone Help Me!
Take two.
When her finger punctured the ground and the wind circled around it, she cried in joy. She was almost free, all she had left to do was push the dirt aside and then she's alive. So with the strength of ten Kagome's she clawed maniacally at the dirt and punched both fists into the air. A cold breeze welcomed her face and she drank it in greedily.
After a few minutes of working her upper body trying to pull her legs out, she emerged from her little hole. She threw her arms in the air and gave a cry of joy to the sky.
Kagome: I'm not a virgin anymore!!!
Minu: *face faults* HOLY SH*T!!! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
*Inuyasha pokes his head from the hole in the ground*
Inuyasha: Kagome? Not so loud, geesh, can't we get some privacy around here.
*Minu just stands there frozen*
Minu: How could you do it in such a small place??
Inuyasha: *gives a toothy smirk* Anything is possible!
*Miroku walks up to Minu*
Miroku: You know Minu, I can show you how they did that…
*Minu knees Miroku in the stomach and pushes him to the floor. She jumps on him and grabs his shirt with her hands and shakes him maniacally*
Minu: You lecher!!!! Can't you for once not think of lecherous thoughts!?!?!
Miroku: @___@ *rub rub rub*
Minu: *growls* WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Act II
Scene VI: I'm coming for you
'What if everyone has already forgotten me again? And what if Inuyasha is with Kikyo and they didn't need me? I wouldn't be able to stand that… but I still must see everyone again! I won't stop until I see if Shippou has grown, or if Miroku and Sango are together, or if Inuyasha misses me a tiny bit. Minna, I'm coming for you!'
She pumped her fist in the air and gave a small shout. A few villagers saw her but she ignored them and bounded west.
Kagome: AWWWWWWW!!!!!! My arm!!!! I popped something in it!!!
Minu: *sigh*
Take two.
'What if everyone has already forgotten me again? And what if Inuyasha is with Kikyo and they didn't need me? I wouldn't be able to stand that… but I still must see everyone again! I won't stop until I see if Shippou has grown, or if Miroku and Sango are together, or if Inuyasha misses me a tiny bit. Minna, I'm coming for you!'
She pumped her fist in the air and gave a small shout. A few villagers saw her but she ignored them and bounded west.
Mechanics man: *runs across the field towards Kagome* gyahgyahgyahgyagyahgyahgyahgyah flootflootflootflootflootflootflootfloot jukajukajukajukajukajukajuka!!!! SANDEROSA!!!!
*Kagome notices him and screams*
Kagome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gasp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Mechanics man chases Kagome around in circles. He tackles her to the ground*
Kagome: GET HIM OFF OF ME!!!!
Minu: *grabs her shotgun* HE'S GOING DOWN!!!!!!!
*Minu charges towards him and hits him over the head with the barrel*
Inuyasha: I think you're suppose to shoot it, not beat someone upside the head with it. *thumbs up* But great technique, he'll be feeling that for a few weeks.
Act II
Scene VII: Youkai intimidating
She gritted her teeth and yelled, "HEY YOU UGLY YOUKAI!!! WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, HUH?!?!"
The thing didn't even flinch and raised its arm to squash the cowering kid.
"OH FINE, PICK ON THE KID, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO TAKE ON A REAL CHALLENGE YOU WUSS!!"
*the youkai turned towards her with tears in its eyes*
Youkai: You know, I try to be a good monster, but you people are always making fun of me!!!! Why, what did I ever do to you?!?!
*the youkai runs off scene, tears streaming down his face*
Minu: Kill me now and get it over with.
~~~And that is the end of this fic!!!
*everyone screams in joy and goes around slapping each other in the back*
Well, it's late, and I am out of here!!
Ja!!
*grabs Inuyasha's ears and starts to play with them* Leave me Alone!!!! You know you always wanted too!!!!!
WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
Alright, I'm okay now. I shall be your director for today *strikes pose* don't everyone ask my autograph at once. *crickets chirp* whatever.
*Actions*
"Speaking"
'Thoughts'
_Emphasize_
~~~New Scene~~~
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Act I
Scene I: Kagome trying to run to the well
A 15 year old Higurashi Kagome walked towards the well in the Sengoku Jidai, her enormous yellow pack slung on her back. She searched around making sure a certain someone wasn't watching. By the time the well was in sight she stopped and crouched down in a runners position.
'Okay, I can do this. On the count of five 1...2...3...4...'
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Minu: *pulls out bullhorn* Kagome, this is the part where you run to the well!!!!……. Kagome?!?! *walks to where Kagome stood and finds her face down on the floor* What the hell happened?!?!
Kagome: I don't know, one minute I'm standing, the next I'm tripping. What did I trip over?!?!
*Both sees a wire and traces it back to the source*
Minu and Kagome: Myouga?!?!
Myouga: *jumps on a log* Yes it was me!! I am tired of getting squashed for trying to suck someone's blood!!! I can't help it…. Just the need and temptation of the juicy red *drools*
Kagome: *sweatdrops* Oooookay, someone need therapy!
Act I
Scene II: Kagome ready to stress out
"And at least Kikyo was tougher than you. But what can you expect from a copy. And a poor excuse of a copy too. Kikyo was beautiful, smart, could actually DEFEND herself, and she wasn't a bitch all the time."
"FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN!! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR COMPARING ME WITH KIKYO!!!!!! *walks to trailer*
Minu: *looks down the forty foot hole* Medic! I always wanted to say that.
Act I
Scene III: Inuyasha snaps
Inuyasha got up from his hole in the ground and stared at her with cold narrowed eyes. He slowly walked towards her, a predator approaching his prey. His foot hit her pack and he picked it up with his hand and threw as hard as he could towards the village.
Kagome winced when she heard a faint 'thud' noise far away. She immediately started to run for the forest when an arm shot out and grabbed her shoulder. Claws dug deeply in her shoulder and she gave a small cry. Another hand wrapped itself tightly around her throat and lifted her up. *he presses his lips against hers*
Inuyasha: You're right Kagome, I was just an annoying puppy. Forgive me and let's go start our new family
*Inuyasha darts away with Kagome in his arms*
Minu: HEY!!! We have a show to do here!! *hears noises coming from the trailer* Oh my God, get a room where we can't here anything!!! *watches as the two drive away in a car* WHY ME?!?!
Act I
Scene IV: Déja vu
As soon as she reached the top of the ladder, she was panting and her shoulder wound was oozing more blood by the minute. Swinging her feet over the lip, she slipped off and made a slow pace to the house. Her hand pressed against the wound to stop the bleeding, but it was no use. She pulled her hand to look at it and got a huge feeling of déja vu.
Pause.
Minu: Action!
Silence
Kagome: *looks at her hand covered in blood and then stares straight ahead* WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME INUYASHA?!?!
Souta: *from inside the house* Okaasan, why is oneechan freaking out in the back yard?
Kagome's mother: Souta, go inside your room and don't come out till I say so okay?
Souta: Alright. *walks into his room*
Kagome's mother: *pulls a key from inside her shirt and gives a nod. She grabs a metal box from under the sink and slips the key in the hole. It opens with a 'click' and she opens it up. A shotgun click is heard and she closes the box.* Oh Ka~gomeeeee~, I have a surprise for you~.
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Kagome: OoOoOoh! A chibi Inuyasha doll!!!! Kawaii!!!
Minu: NOOOOOO!!! It's mine!!!!!
*Two fights over the doll*
Act I
Scene V: Jii-chan's passing
"Okaasan?"
Her mother jerked her head towards Kagome, tears making rivulets down her face. Her eyes were clouded and her hand on Souta tensed.
"Kagome… Your jii-chan has passed away…"
Jii-chan: *jumps from stroller* NO I AM NOT! I AM ALIVE AND KICKING! *starts to do the hustle… until a sick crack noise is heard* Oww, I think I broke my hip!
Act I
Scene VI: Blank eyes, hollow shell
After changing into a light blue sundress with dark blue rose prints and a dark blue cardigan, she sat in front of the mirror and glowered. Her skin was even paler compared to Kikyo's and ashen. Her longer hair (it's been a year or two since the jewel was broken) was sleeked back and hanging to her waist. But what surprised her the most was her eyes. The lids were half closed and they were blank, as if her body was just a hollow shell. Which, it actually was.
*Yura of the Hair appears out of nowhere*
Yura: *squeals* Ooooooh! Please le me do your hair, it so beautiful and lush!!
Kagome: Help Me!
Minu: *stares as Yura rubs Kagome's hair against her cheek* Yeah, right. You took the chibi Inuyasha away from me!1 *sniff* I-I need to be alone right now. *walks away with a tissue in hand*
Act I
Scene VI: Kagome sees Inuyasha and Kikyo kiss
Take one.
The swirl of blues usually made her 'oooh' and 'awe' at the magnificence, but today it was just another annoyance in her life. Soon though, she was staring up at the clear blue sky of the Sengoku Jidai.
She slowly climbed up the vines, wincing when her tender back was pulled taut, and jumped onto the soft ground. She groaned when she felt a new batch of blood soak the bandages on her body, but ignored them at the sight before her.
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Minu: Inuyasha! You are suppose to be kissing Kikyo right now!!
Inuyasha: I refuse to kiss that bag of bones and dirt. I want my understudy.
Minu: *glares at him* YOU HAVE NO UNDERSTUDY!!!!
Inuyasha *blinks* I don't? Oh that is it, you are hearing from my agent!! *stomps away from scene, cell phone in hand*
*Miroku, Sango, and Kagome hold Minu back*
Minu: *struggling against everyone* Come on, just one punch, that's all I need.
Kagome: Minu-sama, calm down! We need him for the next scene!
Minu: No we don't!
Sango: Are you saying we should kill the main character of the whole show?!?!
Minu: *looks around* Would you miss him? Would you?….. And monk if that is what I think it is on my ass, you are going to join Inuyasha!!!!
Take two.
The swirl of blues usually made her 'oooh' and 'awe' at the magnificence, but today it was just another annoyance in her life. Soon though, she was staring up at the clear blue sky of the Sengoku Jidai.
She slowly climbed up the vines, wincing when her tender back was pulled taut, and jumped onto the soft ground. She groaned when she felt a new batch of blood soak the bandages on her body, but ignored them at the sight before her.
*Inuyasha is trying to rip Kikyo's head off with his claws*
Minu: Hey! That's not in the script!!
Inuyasha: Well…. It should be!!!
Take three.
*Minu sits in director chair, eyebrow twitching, staring at the scene before her*
Inuyasha: *sitting in the middle of the set with a picket sign saying 'No Understudy, No Fair'* NO UNDERSTUDY, NO FAIR! NO UNDERSTUDY, NO FAIR!
Minu: I'm gonna shoot him. *reaches for rifle underneath the chair*
Act I
Scene VII: No one cares
Her eyes turned colder as she stared at each person. Everyone was getting along fine without her. So, she was right. She had no where to belong to. No one that she can truly call her 'friends'. Her heart shot more pain and she clutched it tightly with her hands. If only she could rip it out and throw it through the door. Then she wouldn't have to feel anything.
*rub rub rub*
Kagome: *screams and slaps Miroku* Miroku!
*Inuyasha enters hut and pulls out Tetsusaiga*
Inuyasha: YOU'RE DEAD BOUZU!!!
*security guards pull a growling Inuyasha while the paramedics pull a half-dead Miroku on a stretcher*
Minu: *hits head with a bull horn repeatedly* Why? Why? WHY?!?!
*Sango, Shippou, and Kagome pat her shoulder sympathetically*
Act I
Scene VIII: Leave me alone
Shippou started jumping up and down on Kagome's shoulder and that was when her expression changed. Her eyes showed pain and she screamed. Sango jumped up in surprise and hurried towards Kagome. Shippou screamed also and fell off of Kagome. Miroku as raced towards Kagome.
*Kagome reaches into her pocket inside the cardigan and pulls a cell phone out*
Kagome: *talking into the phone* Yeah, uh huh, no no NO! I said I will only try out for the part of Misao in Rurouni Kenshin, not some whatever person! That's it, you are fired!!
*Minu just shakes her head*
Take two.
Shippou started jumping up and down on Kagome's shoulder and that was when her expression changed. Her eyes showed pain and she screamed. Sango jumped up in surprise and hurried towards Kagome. Shippou screamed also and fell off of Kagome. Miroku as raced towards Kagome.
*Miroku trips over a bowl and flies into Kagome. They land on the floor with Miroku in between Kagome's legs and her dress hiked up to her thighs*
Minu: *wide eyed* Oh dear…
Miroku: *lecher grin* My, my, my Kagome. Since we are in the position already, why don't we *leans in and whispers in her ear*
*Inuyasha bursts into the door and stops*
Inuyasha: FUCKING BOUZU!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY KAGOME?!?!?!
Kagome: *smiles and nods* Alright, let's do it!
*Everyone stares at the two in disbelief*
*Kagome flips onto her hands and knees and Sango hand prepares to throw Hiraikotsu*
*Miroku places his hands on Kagome's waist and Inuyasha aims his sword for in between Miroku's eyes.*
*Kagome smiles, waiting; Minu grabs Shippou and covers his eyes with her hand*
*Miroku leaps over Kagome*
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*Kagome leaps over Miroku*
*The two leapfrogs out the door and everyone in the room face faults*
Act I
Scene IX: Attempt to snap her out of it
She nodded, and waited for everyone's reactions. They all gave small nods and went to gather their things. Inuyasha stayed where he was and gave Kagome a withering stare. 'Maybe,' he thought, 'I can get her to break this mood she's in.'
"Feh, about fucking time wench. I've been waiting this whole time (…a week…) to look for some shards. Damn time you got your shit together, bitch."
He gave a smirk and waited for her to sit him.
*Kagome stares at Inuyasha while he stands there smirking*
Kagome: *falls onto the floor sobbing* I-I-Inuyasha! Why do you always treat me so badly! I care for you, I clean for you, I take care of the kids, and this is how you appreciate me….*sobs* How could you?!?!
Inuyasha: *smirk immediately disappears* O-O-Oi! Kagome, don't cry!! I promise, from now on, I'll appreciate you more! I'll spend more time with you and the kids and we'll all go on vacation to anywhere you want! I promise you!
Sango: *leans towards Miroku with a hand covering her mouth from the two* Should we stop them and tell them that they don't even do or have anything they just said?
Minu: *puts a finger to her mouth* Shhhh! This is the good part, I think she's about to slap him! *shakes a tub of popcorn at Shippou who stuffs half of it in his mouth*
Act I
Scene X: Fight scene
Kagome stood at the side, an arrow poised in the bow. Shippou was behind her, cowering in fear, but still ready to shoot some kitsune-bi. Sango was limping in front of the hell demon, Hiraikotsu ready to be thrown again; Kirara was transformed and ready to pass out. Miroku was grimacing, knowing he couldn't use the kaazana to suck the demon, since it was too big; but he used his staff to try and beat it down. Inuyasha was the worst off. His face was contorted in anger and he was breathing heavily.
*Shippou pulls out a bazooka from behind him*
Shippou: *aims* Take this bitch!!! You killed my brother Johnny!!! This is for you Johnny!!! *fires the bazooka and is thrown a few feet back. The youkai bursts into a million pieces*
Minu: *glares at each person* Who let him go through the war movies?
*Miroku raises his hand*
*Minu shoots him with a tranquilizer dart*
Minu: Alright anyone else *no one raises their hand* Come on…
*Inuyasha raises his hand*
*Minu shoots him with a tranquilizer dart too*
Minu: *sigh* I feel better.
Act I
Scene XI: What the other meant to them
The demons grip on Inuyasha loosened, and he fell to the ground. At first he didn't move at all. But the was proven wrong when he gasped for air and laid his arm across his ribs.
And in this one moment they stared at each other, realizing what the other meant to them.
*Kagome runs to Inuyasha and straddles his hips. They start to make out in front of everyone*
Minu: *gags* Ewwwww… please people, can we keep our hands to ourselves for at least the first CHAPTER at least. *shoots a glare at Miroku*
*Miroku pulls his hand away from Sango's rear*
Sango: *sees where his hand was reaching and pops him a good one that causes him to sail across the set* PERVERT!?!?!
Minu: *snaps her fingers and walks to Kagome and slips the wad of money in her opened hand* Damn, I didn't think who could travel the distance.
Act I
Scene XII: Kagome's gone
Miroku and Sango stared wide eyed at the demon that sucked up their best friend.
Shippou stared wide eyed at the demon that sucked up his other Mother.
Inuyasha stared at the demon that sucked up his love.
"YOU DAMNED MOTHER FUCKER!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR F*CKING BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO THAT CAT-"
*a sharp 'mew' was heard in the distance*
"AND WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE BEGGING ME TO KILL YOUR SH*TTY SELF. BUT I WON'T! I'LL KEEP TORTURING YOUR *SS UNTIL I FEEL LIKE STOPPING DAMNED BITCH!!! AND ANOTHER THING-"
Minu: *reaches for Shippou again but covers his ears* Why must he be so… violent. Can't we all just get along??
*Minu shoots Inuyasha with a dart*
Sango: Nope
~~~And that is the end of Act I.
*everyone jumps up in joy an some cry in joy at the end*
There is still Act II ya know.
*all stop and fall to the ground crying*~~~
Act II
Scene I: Mistake
"When you died, you died at the age of seventeen. Our records show that you were not suppose to die so young. As a matter of fact, you were not to die for a long time."
A moment of silence. She let this all sink in and a vein popped on her head. She jumped a bit and accusingly pointed a finger at the speaker. "Wait a minute. You mean to tell me, that I am supposed to be living now? YOU BASTARDS KILLED ME?!?!?"
*Kagome grabs the scythe off a spirit and starts to slash them down*
Kagome: HOW COULD YOU KILL ME?!?! I HAD A PRETTY GOOD LIFE!!!!
*Minu stares at all the carnage around her and then glances at Kagome*
Minu: *vein pops on forehead* THAT IS THE EIGHTEENTH TIME KAGOME!!! FINDING THIS MANY PEOPLE AIN'T EASY YOU KNOW!! MOU, YOU TAKE THIS ACTING THING TO SERIOUSLY!!!!
Kagome: *sheepishly smiles* Ummm… Oops?
Act II
Scene II: Gomen nasai
"First off, you have not been dead for just two minutes, you have been dead for two years. And we are willing to make up for that mistake. But if you keep snapping like this, we'll take it all back and just finish you off. Got it?"
Kagome gave a sharp nod and clapped her hands in front of her face while bowing her head.
*Kagome hits her nose with her hands*
Kagome: OWWWWW!! Sh*t, that bitch hurt. What the hell type of Mutha F*cking whacked up sh*t is this. Damn!
*Minu just stares at her with wide eyes*
Minu: Someone's got a potty mouth!
Take two.
"First off, you have not been dead for just two minutes, you have been dead for two years. And we are willing to make up for that mistake. But if you keep snapping like this, we'll take it all back and just finish you off. Got it?"
Kagome gave a sharp nod and clapped her hands in front of her face while bowing her head.
*a flying light swings out of nowhere and hits Kagome, taking her with it*
Mechanics Man: Sorry about that!
Minu: *still staring at what happened* What the hell?!?
Take three.
"First off, you have not been dead for just two minutes, you have been dead for two years. And we are willing to make up for that mistake. But if you keep snapping like this, we'll take it all back and just finish you off. Got it?"
Kagome gave a sharp nod and clapped her hands in front of her face while bowing her head.
*everyone looks around, making sure nothing comes flying out*
Minu: *releases her breathe* Whew, that went well-
*a big explosion is heard as the mist machine overloaded*
Kagome: *thrown across the dimension in a superman dive* HOLY SH*T!!!
Mechanics Man: *pops his head from underneath the misty fog* Sorry about that!
Act II
Scene III: Inuyasha's sadness
A sob escaped his lips as he crumbled down in front of the grave.
"Kagome…h-how could you leave me? You were suppose to stay here with me forever. Then we would get mated, and have our own pups. Two boys and one girl; the girl would l-look exactly like y-you…"
Inuyasha: Hold up, Hold up. Why am I talking to myself? Am I crazy or something?
Minu: You aren't talking to yourself, you are speaking with Kagome.
Inuyasha: Oh… *pause* Wait a minute. But Kagome's dead!! How can I be talking to her if she's dead?!? *gasp* You _lied_ to me?!?!
Minu: No you baka! You are speaking to her grave! You miss her so much and you are telling her what has been happening for the last two-
Inuyasha: *holds up a hand* Save it! I don't want to hear it. I thought we had something _special_ together. But now it's just down the toilet!
Minu: *sweatdrops* Um…. Sorry?
Inuyasha: *perks up* Okay, I forgive you!
Act II
Scene IV: Breaking free
She opened her eyes a second time and regretted that decision. She was surrounded by dirt and it was suffocating her. Her arms try to move but the were to tightly packed in the dirt.
'I can't breathe.'
She wiggled her arms back and forth trying to get some space to move. Her fingers started to push up ward (or at least what she thought was upward) and dug. Her nose started to itch from the heavy smell and she held in a sneeze.
'I can't breathe.'
She opened her eyes a second time and regretted that decision. She was surrounded by dirt and it was suffocating her. Her arms try to move but the were to tightly packed in the dirt.
'I can't breathe.'
She wiggled her arms back and forth trying to get some space to move. Her fingers started to push up ward (or at least what she thought was upward) and dug. Her nose started to itch from the heavy smell and she held in a sneeze.
'I can't breathe.'
*everyone waited for her finger to poke through*
*still waiting*
Minu: Hey, where's Kagome?!?
*everything stops and they hear her muffled screams*
*Minu walks to where she is buried and starts to dig. She hits something*
Minu: WHO THE HELL PUT A LAYER OF CEMENT IN THE GROUND ABOVE HER?!?!
Mechanics man: Oops
Minu: WAIT A MINUTE! YOU AREN'T EVEN SUPPPOSE TO BE IN CHARGE OF THIS PART OF THE SET!!!
Mechanics man: Sorry about that!
Act II
Scene V: Freedom
When her finger punctured the ground and the wind circled around it, she cried in joy. She was almost free, all she had left to do was push the dirt aside and then she's alive. So with the strength of ten Kagome's she clawed maniacally at the dirt and punched both fists into the air. A cold breeze welcomed her face and she drank it in greedily.
After a few minutes of working her upper body trying to pull her legs out, she emerged from her little hole. She threw her arms in the air and gave a cry of joy to the sky.
Kagome: I'm free- oh, AHHHHHH!
*Kagome falls back into the hole*
Kagome: Eeep! Someone Help Me!
Take two.
When her finger punctured the ground and the wind circled around it, she cried in joy. She was almost free, all she had left to do was push the dirt aside and then she's alive. So with the strength of ten Kagome's she clawed maniacally at the dirt and punched both fists into the air. A cold breeze welcomed her face and she drank it in greedily.
After a few minutes of working her upper body trying to pull her legs out, she emerged from her little hole. She threw her arms in the air and gave a cry of joy to the sky.
Kagome: I'm not a virgin anymore!!!
Minu: *face faults* HOLY SH*T!!! WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
*Inuyasha pokes his head from the hole in the ground*
Inuyasha: Kagome? Not so loud, geesh, can't we get some privacy around here.
*Minu just stands there frozen*
Minu: How could you do it in such a small place??
Inuyasha: *gives a toothy smirk* Anything is possible!
*Miroku walks up to Minu*
Miroku: You know Minu, I can show you how they did that…
*Minu knees Miroku in the stomach and pushes him to the floor. She jumps on him and grabs his shirt with her hands and shakes him maniacally*
Minu: You lecher!!!! Can't you for once not think of lecherous thoughts!?!?!
Miroku: @___@ *rub rub rub*
Minu: *growls* WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Act II
Scene VI: I'm coming for you
'What if everyone has already forgotten me again? And what if Inuyasha is with Kikyo and they didn't need me? I wouldn't be able to stand that… but I still must see everyone again! I won't stop until I see if Shippou has grown, or if Miroku and Sango are together, or if Inuyasha misses me a tiny bit. Minna, I'm coming for you!'
She pumped her fist in the air and gave a small shout. A few villagers saw her but she ignored them and bounded west.
Kagome: AWWWWWWW!!!!!! My arm!!!! I popped something in it!!!
Minu: *sigh*
Take two.
'What if everyone has already forgotten me again? And what if Inuyasha is with Kikyo and they didn't need me? I wouldn't be able to stand that… but I still must see everyone again! I won't stop until I see if Shippou has grown, or if Miroku and Sango are together, or if Inuyasha misses me a tiny bit. Minna, I'm coming for you!'
She pumped her fist in the air and gave a small shout. A few villagers saw her but she ignored them and bounded west.
Mechanics man: *runs across the field towards Kagome* gyahgyahgyahgyagyahgyahgyahgyah flootflootflootflootflootflootflootfloot jukajukajukajukajukajukajuka!!!! SANDEROSA!!!!
*Kagome notices him and screams*
Kagome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gasp* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Mechanics man chases Kagome around in circles. He tackles her to the ground*
Kagome: GET HIM OFF OF ME!!!!
Minu: *grabs her shotgun* HE'S GOING DOWN!!!!!!!
*Minu charges towards him and hits him over the head with the barrel*
Inuyasha: I think you're suppose to shoot it, not beat someone upside the head with it. *thumbs up* But great technique, he'll be feeling that for a few weeks.
Act II
Scene VII: Youkai intimidating
She gritted her teeth and yelled, "HEY YOU UGLY YOUKAI!!! WHY DON'T YOU PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, HUH?!?!"
The thing didn't even flinch and raised its arm to squash the cowering kid.
"OH FINE, PICK ON THE KID, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THE POWER TO TAKE ON A REAL CHALLENGE YOU WUSS!!"
*the youkai turned towards her with tears in its eyes*
Youkai: You know, I try to be a good monster, but you people are always making fun of me!!!! Why, what did I ever do to you?!?!
*the youkai runs off scene, tears streaming down his face*
Minu: Kill me now and get it over with.
~~~And that is the end of this fic!!!
*everyone screams in joy and goes around slapping each other in the back*
Well, it's late, and I am out of here!!
Ja!!
*grabs Inuyasha's ears and starts to play with them* Leave me Alone!!!! You know you always wanted too!!!!!