Trigun Thanksgiving
By: Rachia
Disclaimer: I said it once, do I HAVE to say it again? I dun own Trigun. I own Rachia. Miroku owns Miroku.
A/N: From here on, the fic will be written in script format. Usually, I don't like to use script format, but I'm feeling WAAAAAY too lazy to write it out normally.
Chapter One: Departures, Arrivals, and Rachia's Driving.
Scene: Rachia Maiya's Driveway, 10 a.m., Thanksgiving 2002.
*Rachia and Miroku wave as Rachia's family pulls out of the driveway in Mrs. Maiya's large van and drive off*
Rachia: *sigh* NOW what are we gonna do? I'm already bored!
Miroku: -.- Well, we could either try to cook our own Thanksgiving dinner and try our hardest to not burn your kitchen down, or we could order pizza.
Rachia: *sigh* This is gonna be one BORING Thanksgiving. I wish something interesting would happen.
A loud 'pop' is heard behind the girls, followed by shouts of "Get off of my head!" and "Tongari yer hair jest poked me in the eye!" Rachia and Miroku spin around to see a large pile of Trigun characters in front of the steps to Rachia's side porch.
Rachia: O.O
Miroku: O.O
Rachia: Uh.
Miroku: What the FU-
Rachia: *cuts her off* HELL?!
The pile begins to, uh, well. unpile. We see Vash, Wolfwood, Knives, Legato, Milly and Meryl
Rachia & Miroku: *stare at Vash, Wolfwood, Knives, Legato, Milly and Meryl*
Vash, Wolfwood, Knives, Legato, Milly and Meryl: *stare at Rachia and Miroku*
Meryl: *looks around* Where ARE we?
Rachia: Uh.. You're in my driveway.
Meryl: Where's that?
Rachia: New Hampshire.
All except Miroku: *blank look*
Rachia: United States?
All except Miroku: *blank look*
Rachia: Earth.
All except Miroku: Oh! *blink* O.O/O.O./O.O_?/O.V
Vash: How did we end up on EARTH!?!
Rachia: *blinks* Uh. *glances at Miroku*
Miroku: *shrugs*
Knives: Here's the better question: How do we leave? I don't want to spend Thanksgiving with a bunch of Spiders. *ignores the fact that he would've been spending it with 4 spiders whether or not they had ended up in Rachia's driveway*
Miroku: HEY! Who're YOU calling a spider!?
Knives: *coolly* You, spider.
Miroku: *glares and growls*
Vash: Eheh. *steps between Knives and Miroku, flashing a grin and a V for victory/Peace sign* ^_^.;
Milly: Sempai. What are we going to do now?
Meryl: I don't know Milly.
Rachia: I know! You guys can stay here and have Thanksgiving with Miroku and me!
Miroku: -.- I can ALREADY see potential problems with this.
Rachia: *obviously not hearing Miroku* Okay then! Let's go inside and we can start cooking a big thanksgiving dinner!
Miroku: O.O Chotto Matte! Whaddya MEAN "WE"?! I'm not helpin-
Vash & Legato: FOOD!
Miroku: -.- *walks inside shaking her head and muttering* why didn't I stay at home? No, I just HAD to volunteer to keep Rachia out of trouble while her parents are gone.
Everyone Else: *follows Miroku inside*
Rachia: *stops Wolfwood at the door* Uh-uh! Put your cigarette out first! You are NOT smoking in my house!
WW: O.O_? The HELL I'm not! Lemme in!
Rachia: Nope! *slams and locks the door, leaving a very pissed off Wolfwood standing on the porch*
Everyone: *stands around in Rachia's too-small kitchen*
Rachia: Uh. Okay then! We can't exactly cook with everyone standing around in here, so-
WW: *bangs on the door loudly* LEMME IN DAMNIT!!!!!
R: Eheh. *reaches behind her and pulls the cord on the window shade so it covers the window on the door* AS I was saying. Why don't you all go sit in the living room so we can start cooking! ^_^
Everyone: *heads for the living room*
Rachia: *grabs Miroku by the hood of her sweatshirt* NOT you. You're helping me cook!
Miroku: Don't **I** get a say in this?
R: Nope! ^_^v
Miroku: -.- Matte, Rachia. Have you forgotten two TINY little things?
Rachia: *blinks* Uh.
Miroku: *smacks forehead* ONE You can't cook and TWO even if you could, which you can't, your parents took everything we'd need with them, so what would we cook?!
Legato: *from other room* I want hot dogs! Vash: *from other room* I want donuts! Milly: *from other room* I want pudding!
Rachia & Miroku: *sweatdrop*
Rachia: Well. the Village Store is right down the road..
Miroku: Rachia, THINK! I know it's hard, but try!
Rachia: Hey!
Miroku: *ignores her* The village store isn't even OPEN on Thanksgiving!
Rachia: Oh yeah. Damn. Wait! I know! We can go to Shaw's! It's within driving distance!
Miroku: Yes, but neither of us can legally drive yet. Plus we don't have a car OR money!
Rachia: Well, I have enough in my Manga and Anime fund to buy enough food to make a decent dinner, and Dad left his work van.
Miroku: That STILL doesn't solve the issue of not having a license!
Rachia: Well, I can drive with a parent in the car!
Miroku: How does THAT help the situation any? Your parents LEFT, remember?
Rachia: Oh yeah! *ditzy forced laughter*
Miroku: *rests her head in one hand and sighs deeply* Baka.
Rachia: Well, we could get someone to SAY they're one of my parents if need be.
Miroku: O.O You aren't seriously suggesting that.
Rachia: *walks past Miroku and into the living room*
Knives, Legato, Meryl, Milly, Vash, and Wolfwood are sitting around the living room. Wolfwood is chain smoking and Vash is playing with the basket of TV/VCR/Stereo/DVD/Etc. remotes.
Rachia: O.o Wolfwood? How'd you get in?
WW: *points to the door across the room* It wasn't locked.
Rachia: Damn. ANYWAY! I need one of you to come with Miroku and me to the store to buy stuff for our Thanksgiving dinner!
Miroku: *walks in behind her* Who the HELL said I'm coming?
Rachia: Well, I figured since you're the one who knows how to cook, it would be easier if you helped me pick stuff out. Plus, don't you want some say in what dinner is?
Miroku: O.kay. But then, who's gonna stay to make sure your house doesn't get torn apart? *motions to the group of bored looking Anime characters*
Rachia: .I've got it! ^_^v
Miroku: O.o This isn't gonna be good.
Five minutes later, everyone is seated in Rachia's father's work van. Rachia is sitting in the Driver's seat, Vash in the passenger's, and everyone else is seated on top of various boxes of tools and other carpentry related things.
Rachia: *backs out of the driveway and into the neighbor's mailbox* Oops! *giggles nervously* Glad they aren't home! ^-^;;
Vash: O.O.
Knives Meryl and Milly: O.O Legato: O.V Wolfwood: O.O_? Miroku: -_-
Knives: Legato, ask the black-haired spider sitting next to Chapel if the red-haired spider knows how to operate this vehicle.
Legato: Yes Mastah. *turns to Miroku* Does she *motions at Rachia* know how to drive?
Miroku: *closes her eyes tightly and rubs her temples* Don't ask me. Just don't.
After 25 minutes, 4 speed limit violations, 3 red lights and 2 stop signs that were run, 1 biker that was nearly run over, and miraculously 0 tickets, Rachia parked the van (sideways) in a spot outside the supermarket and everyone piled out.
Miroku: *sweetly* Rachia-chan.
Rachia: Hmm?
Miroku: *gets all big and flamey and scary* I'M DRIVING HOME!!!!! *returns to normal size and scariness* Okay?
Rachia: *sighs, not even startled in the least by Miroku's sudden changes* Fine.
Everyone but Rachia and Miroku: O.O/O.O./O.O_?/O.V
Miroku: Okay, lets go.
- - - - A/N: So.. The first actual chapter of my first actual FanFic. Wow. Okay. Review and tell me what you think! ^_^V Love & Peace & Donuts & Turkeys! ~RaChIa~
Disclaimer: I said it once, do I HAVE to say it again? I dun own Trigun. I own Rachia. Miroku owns Miroku.
A/N: From here on, the fic will be written in script format. Usually, I don't like to use script format, but I'm feeling WAAAAAY too lazy to write it out normally.
Chapter One: Departures, Arrivals, and Rachia's Driving.
Scene: Rachia Maiya's Driveway, 10 a.m., Thanksgiving 2002.
*Rachia and Miroku wave as Rachia's family pulls out of the driveway in Mrs. Maiya's large van and drive off*
Rachia: *sigh* NOW what are we gonna do? I'm already bored!
Miroku: -.- Well, we could either try to cook our own Thanksgiving dinner and try our hardest to not burn your kitchen down, or we could order pizza.
Rachia: *sigh* This is gonna be one BORING Thanksgiving. I wish something interesting would happen.
A loud 'pop' is heard behind the girls, followed by shouts of "Get off of my head!" and "Tongari yer hair jest poked me in the eye!" Rachia and Miroku spin around to see a large pile of Trigun characters in front of the steps to Rachia's side porch.
Rachia: O.O
Miroku: O.O
Rachia: Uh.
Miroku: What the FU-
Rachia: *cuts her off* HELL?!
The pile begins to, uh, well. unpile. We see Vash, Wolfwood, Knives, Legato, Milly and Meryl
Rachia & Miroku: *stare at Vash, Wolfwood, Knives, Legato, Milly and Meryl*
Vash, Wolfwood, Knives, Legato, Milly and Meryl: *stare at Rachia and Miroku*
Meryl: *looks around* Where ARE we?
Rachia: Uh.. You're in my driveway.
Meryl: Where's that?
Rachia: New Hampshire.
All except Miroku: *blank look*
Rachia: United States?
All except Miroku: *blank look*
Rachia: Earth.
All except Miroku: Oh! *blink* O.O/O.O./O.O_?/O.V
Vash: How did we end up on EARTH!?!
Rachia: *blinks* Uh. *glances at Miroku*
Miroku: *shrugs*
Knives: Here's the better question: How do we leave? I don't want to spend Thanksgiving with a bunch of Spiders. *ignores the fact that he would've been spending it with 4 spiders whether or not they had ended up in Rachia's driveway*
Miroku: HEY! Who're YOU calling a spider!?
Knives: *coolly* You, spider.
Miroku: *glares and growls*
Vash: Eheh. *steps between Knives and Miroku, flashing a grin and a V for victory/Peace sign* ^_^.;
Milly: Sempai. What are we going to do now?
Meryl: I don't know Milly.
Rachia: I know! You guys can stay here and have Thanksgiving with Miroku and me!
Miroku: -.- I can ALREADY see potential problems with this.
Rachia: *obviously not hearing Miroku* Okay then! Let's go inside and we can start cooking a big thanksgiving dinner!
Miroku: O.O Chotto Matte! Whaddya MEAN "WE"?! I'm not helpin-
Vash & Legato: FOOD!
Miroku: -.- *walks inside shaking her head and muttering* why didn't I stay at home? No, I just HAD to volunteer to keep Rachia out of trouble while her parents are gone.
Everyone Else: *follows Miroku inside*
Rachia: *stops Wolfwood at the door* Uh-uh! Put your cigarette out first! You are NOT smoking in my house!
WW: O.O_? The HELL I'm not! Lemme in!
Rachia: Nope! *slams and locks the door, leaving a very pissed off Wolfwood standing on the porch*
Everyone: *stands around in Rachia's too-small kitchen*
Rachia: Uh. Okay then! We can't exactly cook with everyone standing around in here, so-
WW: *bangs on the door loudly* LEMME IN DAMNIT!!!!!
R: Eheh. *reaches behind her and pulls the cord on the window shade so it covers the window on the door* AS I was saying. Why don't you all go sit in the living room so we can start cooking! ^_^
Everyone: *heads for the living room*
Rachia: *grabs Miroku by the hood of her sweatshirt* NOT you. You're helping me cook!
Miroku: Don't **I** get a say in this?
R: Nope! ^_^v
Miroku: -.- Matte, Rachia. Have you forgotten two TINY little things?
Rachia: *blinks* Uh.
Miroku: *smacks forehead* ONE You can't cook and TWO even if you could, which you can't, your parents took everything we'd need with them, so what would we cook?!
Legato: *from other room* I want hot dogs! Vash: *from other room* I want donuts! Milly: *from other room* I want pudding!
Rachia & Miroku: *sweatdrop*
Rachia: Well. the Village Store is right down the road..
Miroku: Rachia, THINK! I know it's hard, but try!
Rachia: Hey!
Miroku: *ignores her* The village store isn't even OPEN on Thanksgiving!
Rachia: Oh yeah. Damn. Wait! I know! We can go to Shaw's! It's within driving distance!
Miroku: Yes, but neither of us can legally drive yet. Plus we don't have a car OR money!
Rachia: Well, I have enough in my Manga and Anime fund to buy enough food to make a decent dinner, and Dad left his work van.
Miroku: That STILL doesn't solve the issue of not having a license!
Rachia: Well, I can drive with a parent in the car!
Miroku: How does THAT help the situation any? Your parents LEFT, remember?
Rachia: Oh yeah! *ditzy forced laughter*
Miroku: *rests her head in one hand and sighs deeply* Baka.
Rachia: Well, we could get someone to SAY they're one of my parents if need be.
Miroku: O.O You aren't seriously suggesting that.
Rachia: *walks past Miroku and into the living room*
Knives, Legato, Meryl, Milly, Vash, and Wolfwood are sitting around the living room. Wolfwood is chain smoking and Vash is playing with the basket of TV/VCR/Stereo/DVD/Etc. remotes.
Rachia: O.o Wolfwood? How'd you get in?
WW: *points to the door across the room* It wasn't locked.
Rachia: Damn. ANYWAY! I need one of you to come with Miroku and me to the store to buy stuff for our Thanksgiving dinner!
Miroku: *walks in behind her* Who the HELL said I'm coming?
Rachia: Well, I figured since you're the one who knows how to cook, it would be easier if you helped me pick stuff out. Plus, don't you want some say in what dinner is?
Miroku: O.kay. But then, who's gonna stay to make sure your house doesn't get torn apart? *motions to the group of bored looking Anime characters*
Rachia: .I've got it! ^_^v
Miroku: O.o This isn't gonna be good.
Five minutes later, everyone is seated in Rachia's father's work van. Rachia is sitting in the Driver's seat, Vash in the passenger's, and everyone else is seated on top of various boxes of tools and other carpentry related things.
Rachia: *backs out of the driveway and into the neighbor's mailbox* Oops! *giggles nervously* Glad they aren't home! ^-^;;
Vash: O.O.
Knives Meryl and Milly: O.O Legato: O.V Wolfwood: O.O_? Miroku: -_-
Knives: Legato, ask the black-haired spider sitting next to Chapel if the red-haired spider knows how to operate this vehicle.
Legato: Yes Mastah. *turns to Miroku* Does she *motions at Rachia* know how to drive?
Miroku: *closes her eyes tightly and rubs her temples* Don't ask me. Just don't.
After 25 minutes, 4 speed limit violations, 3 red lights and 2 stop signs that were run, 1 biker that was nearly run over, and miraculously 0 tickets, Rachia parked the van (sideways) in a spot outside the supermarket and everyone piled out.
Miroku: *sweetly* Rachia-chan.
Rachia: Hmm?
Miroku: *gets all big and flamey and scary* I'M DRIVING HOME!!!!! *returns to normal size and scariness* Okay?
Rachia: *sighs, not even startled in the least by Miroku's sudden changes* Fine.
Everyone but Rachia and Miroku: O.O/O.O./O.O_?/O.V
Miroku: Okay, lets go.
- - - - A/N: So.. The first actual chapter of my first actual FanFic. Wow. Okay. Review and tell me what you think! ^_^V Love & Peace & Donuts & Turkeys! ~RaChIa~