This chapter is kind of cheesy, but I couldn't resist!

Chapter 7 - Food Fight!

The next day Miranda got up early and did her whole morning routine: take a bath, brush her hair, brush her teeth, style her hair, get dressed, go down stairs, great the folks, eat breakfast, brush teeth again, throw book bag over shoulder, and run outside. Only this time, she skipped one step: meeting Gordo and Lizzie. Instead she went to Kate's house. She had to find out Kate's plan before it was too late.

She had decided that no matter what the cost was, she had to find out Kate's plan. She had to make sure that her friends didn't get hurt by Kate, and that their relationship would last.

"Kate!" yelled Miranda. Remember Mir, lie. Lie. LIE! Don't let Kate know you don't hate Lizzie and Gordo! Make sure she thinks your on her side, NO MATTER WHAT.

"Hi Miranda. What do you want?" sneered Kate.

Does she ever smile or be kind to people? "Well, I was thinking... your... right. I don't want to be a third wheel, and Gordo and Lizzie don't want or need me."

"So? What do you want from me?" asked Kate. So Miranda is now on my side? This is great! Gordo and McGuire are so going down.

"Well, since you hate them so much, I was wondering if I could perhaps join you in whatever awesome plan you have in store for them. I mean, you have such awesome plans that I would love to be apart of one of them." Miranda smiled her sweetest smile. She's so going to buy this. Maybe people were wrong and I am a great actress... besides my terrible timing and klutziness.

"Ugh. I guess." Kate dramatically sighed. "Meet me at my house around 5:00 today. Don't tell anyone."

"Okay, Bye Kate!"

With that they went their separate ways. When Miranda got to school, she tried her best to avoid seeing Lizzie or Gordo before class started. She had to sit between Gordo and Lizzie in second period, which didn't include Kate or any of her friends, so she knew that would be the best time to tell Lizzie and Gordo what was going on.

In no time second period rolled around and luckily they had a substitute teacher for this period. This substitute was one of the best; they only had to do group puzzles, which of course, was perfect for Miranda.

"Guys, I have something important to tell you." whispered Miranda.

"What's wrong?" asked Lizzie.

"Well, Kate is going to try and do something to you both, so that you two will break-up." she whispered back.

"What? Why?" asked Gordo. Ugh... Not Kate again. She's always so jealous of other people.

"I don't know." she whispered. "I told her that I was no longer friends with you two so I can find out what she's going to do. I'm meeting her at her house today so I'll hopefully find out then. So, try to pretend you both hate me until this is all over, okay?"

Lizzie and Gordo both nodded. The rest of the period went along quietly. Lizzie and Gordo kept giving Miranda evil looks throughout the period so that everyone thought they hated here. Miranda would give sad puppy dog looks to people and pretend to be hurt by Lizzie and Gordo.

Lizzie and Gordo ate together at lunch and Miranda stomped over to their table about fifteen minutes into the period. Lizzie and Miranda were going to have a little fun.

"EXCUSE ME!" yelled Miranda to Lizzie.

"What do you want you wench?" yelled Lizzie.

"Takes one to know one you little punk!"

"Oh, real mature MIRANDA."

"Listen up you trollop!" yelled Miranda. "I have had enough of your little snide remarks and bitchy attitude."

"Oh yeah?"

"YEAH!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"WE ARE SO NEVER GOING TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN SO LEAVE ME AND GORDO ALONE!"

"FINE! YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"GLADLY!"

Miranda then picked up her pizza slice and slammed it into Lizzie's white top. Shocked, Lizzie picked up her chocolate pudding and dumped it on Miranda's head. She then rubbed it into her scalp. Holding back laughter, they both picked up their drinks and through them into each other's faces.

The principal came running towards the twosome and separated them. He pulled them into his office and called in their parents. When they arrived the principal brought them all into his office. He suspended them both for two weeks.

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