Stop! You may drop and roll too, but first let me say a special announcement:
I need reviews!
Yes! You heard me! I've gotten one review per chapter. It isn't fair. *pouts* I'll wait, and when I get five reviews you shall soon see the next chapter, which I will replace this with. I know you think this is another ordinary fanfic from a DBZ wannabe, with a dumb plot and a lot of OOC, but it isn't! Well... it's a little bit...
Bah! Humbug. Point is, until I get five reviews this story shan't continue. *sticks out tongue* But not to bore you, a special intermission...
-Special Intermission-
CUUL. Hiyas, everybody! This will be written in... play format! Yayness! Yes, they have those little periods at the end.
GOHAN. Let's give you a quick recap of the story!
CUUL. Good idea! Okay... Buuandcellfusedtobecomemeandthezwarriorssensesomething.
VEGETA. You talk too fast.
BULMA. I think what he means is: "Buu and Cell fused to become me and the Z warriors sense something."
EVERYONE. (gasps) You're Cuul?
VEGETA. No, you moron, she was talking about Cuul.
EVERYONE. Sorry.
GOKU. Who are you, anyway?
EVERYONE. I'm Everyone Jones, the guy with the stupidest name ever.
EVERYONE... ELSE. Really?
EVERYONE. Yes.
EVERYONE ELSE. Hah!
EVERYONE. Hey, Mr. Else!
GOHAN. This is getting stupid. (blasts Everyone and Everyone Else out the window)
GOKU. Nice job, son!
CHI-CHI. Hey! I said no violence! (kills Goku)
GOKU. That hurt!
GOTEN. Hey guys! I have an idea! Let's all have sex with eachother.
MASTER ROSHI. (in robotic voice) Sorry... this... is... P... G...
(gasps are heard)
OOLONG. Roshi! I thought you liked porn!
(Master Roshi dies)
KRILLEN. Daddy! NO!
GOKU. Roshi's your father?
KRILLEN. Who's Roshi!
GOKU. Yes.
GOHAN. Amen.
GOTEN. Amen.
TRUNKS. Amen.
VEGETA. Amen.
BULMA. Amen.
CHI-CHI. Amen.
CUUL. Amen.
KRILLEN. Amen.
18. Amen.
MARRON. Amen.
VIDEL. Amen.
OX KING. AmeAAAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKK (sound of Cuul killing him)
VIDEL. You killed my daddy!
YAMCHA. Come. Let us all rejoice. Let's sing songs! "I love you... you love me..."
GOHAN. "We're a happy family..."
18. "With a great big hug..."
CUUL. "And a kiss from me to you..."
YAMCHA. All together...
(everyone holds hands, swaying to the music)
THE Z FIGHTERS AND OTHER PEOPLE HERE. "Won't you say you love me too."
Remember, get those reviews in! And I (luckily) don't own Barney.
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