Title: The Family Next Door
Chapter: 1
Summary: A new family moves in next door to the Brady Bunch. The Brady's always thought they were a perfect family. But then doom happens. The family next door is even... happier. How can this be possible? They're too happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: We don't own the Brady Bunch. We own... The Mrady Munch. DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan's POV:
"Marsha, Marsha Marsha!!!! My NOSE!!!! It's ruined."
" It wasn't me!!" yelled Bobby running around with a bloody football.
" It wasn't me either!!" yelled Peter, pulling a huge blade out of the football.
" Okay!? Who stabbed Jan again?" Mom yelled.
" It was Marsha!!!" I cried.
" It's okay Jan, there's alot of people who can't breathe. Like Michael Jackson," Marsha said.
" But I don't want to end up like him! I actually want to be able to go...." I sniffled"
" Who left blood all over the new clean carpet?" Alice walked in.
" It was Jan!!!" Greg,Peter,Bobby,Cindy,and Marsha said in unison.
" Cindy what did I say about telling on other people?" Dad said.
" Now.... since all of you told on your sister... you all have to run down the stairs until you guys actually fall." Dad screamed.
" But it was Jan's blood on the carpet!!!!!" Bobby yelled.
" But who's football was it?? Hmmmmmmm?"
" Jan's!!"
" Now, why would Jan want a football?"
" So....she can stab herself in the nose with it."
Dad's POV
When I first got the house they ran down the stairs together and didn't fall... that scared me. ALOT!! Was it me or was Alice's hair brown yesterday?? It seems to be grey today.
Marsha's POV
" Have us run down the stairs until we fall?! We can't do that.... well I can't do that. I'm perfect."
Just then I saw a really swell guy pass by the window.
" Hey! We have new neighbors!!!"
" Hey why don't we bring them some jello?" mom asked.
"Alright. I'll do it. Since I'm the prettiest," I flicked my hair over my shoulder.
"We'll all go Marsha," Mom stared at me.
"I can't go like this!" Jan cried.
"Then you stay here and bleed on my carpet some more. Come along kids," Mom ushered us out.
"Wait! I have to go change. I'll be back in about five minutes," I ran up the stairs. Just then, my shoe got caught on something. I fell flat on my face.
"Jan! Why'd you trip me?!" I cried.
"What? I was down here the whole time!" Jan exclaimed.
"Then who tripped your perfect sister?" Mom asked.
"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! That's all anyone talks about!" Jan started to cry.
"Now Jan, don't cry. Your snot is mixing in with the blood and it's all green. Oh my gosh!!! It's getting on my carpet. Jan go sleep in the dog house, bleed on Tiger's carpet." Mom said.
"I have the jello!" Alice walked in with green jello.
"But I haven't changed yet! Jan tripped me!" I exclaimed.
"No I didn't!"
"Enough! Marsha, you look fine in what you're wearing. Jan... Go to the backyard!"
"DOOM!!!!" Bobby started yelling, running around the house.
We all just stared at him and asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
" I can see the FUTURE! And there will be DOOM I say DOOM!!!!!!!!!"
"Let's just go," Mom started to push us out the door.
I combed my hair with my hands, and looked in the window to see if I looked alright.
A/N: yo this is a short chapter but we wanted to end it here. Please review!!!!!^-^
Chapter: 1
Summary: A new family moves in next door to the Brady Bunch. The Brady's always thought they were a perfect family. But then doom happens. The family next door is even... happier. How can this be possible? They're too happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: We don't own the Brady Bunch. We own... The Mrady Munch. DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan's POV:
"Marsha, Marsha Marsha!!!! My NOSE!!!! It's ruined."
" It wasn't me!!" yelled Bobby running around with a bloody football.
" It wasn't me either!!" yelled Peter, pulling a huge blade out of the football.
" Okay!? Who stabbed Jan again?" Mom yelled.
" It was Marsha!!!" I cried.
" It's okay Jan, there's alot of people who can't breathe. Like Michael Jackson," Marsha said.
" But I don't want to end up like him! I actually want to be able to go...." I sniffled"
" Who left blood all over the new clean carpet?" Alice walked in.
" It was Jan!!!" Greg,Peter,Bobby,Cindy,and Marsha said in unison.
" Cindy what did I say about telling on other people?" Dad said.
" Now.... since all of you told on your sister... you all have to run down the stairs until you guys actually fall." Dad screamed.
" But it was Jan's blood on the carpet!!!!!" Bobby yelled.
" But who's football was it?? Hmmmmmmm?"
" Jan's!!"
" Now, why would Jan want a football?"
" So....she can stab herself in the nose with it."
Dad's POV
When I first got the house they ran down the stairs together and didn't fall... that scared me. ALOT!! Was it me or was Alice's hair brown yesterday?? It seems to be grey today.
Marsha's POV
" Have us run down the stairs until we fall?! We can't do that.... well I can't do that. I'm perfect."
Just then I saw a really swell guy pass by the window.
" Hey! We have new neighbors!!!"
" Hey why don't we bring them some jello?" mom asked.
"Alright. I'll do it. Since I'm the prettiest," I flicked my hair over my shoulder.
"We'll all go Marsha," Mom stared at me.
"I can't go like this!" Jan cried.
"Then you stay here and bleed on my carpet some more. Come along kids," Mom ushered us out.
"Wait! I have to go change. I'll be back in about five minutes," I ran up the stairs. Just then, my shoe got caught on something. I fell flat on my face.
"Jan! Why'd you trip me?!" I cried.
"What? I was down here the whole time!" Jan exclaimed.
"Then who tripped your perfect sister?" Mom asked.
"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! That's all anyone talks about!" Jan started to cry.
"Now Jan, don't cry. Your snot is mixing in with the blood and it's all green. Oh my gosh!!! It's getting on my carpet. Jan go sleep in the dog house, bleed on Tiger's carpet." Mom said.
"I have the jello!" Alice walked in with green jello.
"But I haven't changed yet! Jan tripped me!" I exclaimed.
"No I didn't!"
"Enough! Marsha, you look fine in what you're wearing. Jan... Go to the backyard!"
"DOOM!!!!" Bobby started yelling, running around the house.
We all just stared at him and asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
" I can see the FUTURE! And there will be DOOM I say DOOM!!!!!!!!!"
"Let's just go," Mom started to push us out the door.
I combed my hair with my hands, and looked in the window to see if I looked alright.
A/N: yo this is a short chapter but we wanted to end it here. Please review!!!!!^-^