Authors Notes: I'm sad to say that because of the new policy on FF.net, you won't be able to view my Top Tens Lists anymore. v.v You can see them on my web site though, at www.geocities.com/merc1650.
Rating: G or and definite Y, bring in the 2-year-olds!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN SAILOR MOON AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONE LITTLE BIT, THE ONLY THINGS THAT I OWN OF IT ARE A FEW ITEMS OF MERCHANDISE, MANGA, AND THIS STORY AND THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, NOT SUEING, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Merc
Sailor Dorks Part 5
*Note: Moshi moshi is how the Japanese answer their phones, it basically means hello hello. Hey, you learn something new everyday! *
*Another note: Pokesta is how you say pocket monsters in Japanese and that's the original name for Pokemon. It's pronounced Poke- (you already know that part), shta (honest!).
Narrator: Moshi moshi! Welcome to the next edition (run for your lives!) of Sailor Dorks! Well, this time the scouts are in school, which is odd because they have so many breaks it's as though they don't even have
school. Anyway, it had been about a month since the last big attack. The Ryoga Grocery Store was rebuilt with the help of about 1000 volunteers who loved the store and its prices too much to just leave it a giant crater. Well, Serena is in detention, Raye is at the temple sweeping, Amy's at cram school (and not with Greg for a change), and Lita is cooking at her apartment. Mina and Artemis are hanging out somewhere, Luna is at her favorite trashcan, and Hotaru is sitting around doing nothing. Setsuna is busy working on homework, Haruka is studying, and Michiru is practicing her violin in the same room as Haruka. Well, that should cover everything, so on with the show!
Serena: *Grumble* *grumble* *write* *write*.
Ms. Haruna: Serena, are you done with that paper yet?
Serena: *Grumble*, almost, *grumble**grumble*...
Meanwhile...
Raye: Do de do de do de do *sweep**sweep**sweep*
Chad: Do be do be do *dust**dust**dust*
Grandpa: Shoebe dobe do *pour**pour**pour*
Raye: Hmmm hmm hmm hmm...
Chad: *Whistle**whistle**whistle*
Grandpa: (Popping his lips) pop pop pop pop...
Raye: Dum de dum de... huh? Oh, just when my day was going so well! (Raye looks at her briefcase that has currently 3 unfinished homework assignments), well, I can fix that.
*Raye tosses her briefcase out the window. *
Raye: That's better... la ti da la ti da la ti da...
Meanwhile...
Amy: *Write**write**write**write**write**write*...
Teacher: Okay class, 30 more minutes.
Amy: (Mumbling, and looking at her exam which is 160 problems long) Great, I'm only on problem 150.
Teacher: Yes Ms. Anderson?
Amy: Huh?
Teacher: You were commenting on something last I recall.
Amy: (Blushing) Oh, uh, er, n-, oh, um, you-, uh, sorry.
Teacher: You'd better be.
Amy: Hmp...
Meanwhile...
Lita: (Singing and cooking) I WOULD SWALLOW MY PRIDE, I WOULD TOP ON THE RINES, BUT THE LACK THERE OF WOULD LEAVE ME EMPTY INSIDE, I WOULD SWALLOW MY DOUBTS, TURN IT INSIDE OUT, FIND NOTHIN' BUT FAITH AND NOTHIN', WANT TO PUT MY TEMDER HEART IN A BLENDER, WATCH IT SPIN ROUND' TO A BEAUTIFUL ABLIVION, RONDE-VOUS THAN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Knock knock*
Lita: *TIE ME TO THE BEDPOOOOOOOST... huh?
*Lita walks over to the door and opens it. *
Lita: Yea?
Lady: Would you mind keeping it down a tad, my child is trying to sleep.
Lita: And you are...
Lady: Your new next door neighbor.
Lita: Oh, uh, sorry.
Lady: That's fine, *sniff**sniff* say, something smells like it's burning.
Lita: OH NO, NOT MY CHICKEN CATCHITORY!!!
*Lita and races from the door to the kitchen at lightning speed, wait, that was a really bad pun. Get it, lightning speed? *
Lady: Oh dear...
Meanwhile...
Mina: Well, anyway, I said to her, I said, sure but you know what they say, nothing adventured nothing sprained.
Artemis: (Dong a double take) no no Mina! It's nothing ventured nothing gained, not nothing adventured nothing sprained.
Mina: Oh, uh, well I meant to say that, anyway, she looked at me weird and said, whatever you dumb blonde, drop dead and stop breathing my air. And I said to her, whatever you loser, I don't want to be around you anyway, and she said, you blondes are getting worse.
Artemis: This girl sounds like a major creep, who is she?
Mina: Ann Treahugher.
Artemis: Now where does that name sound familiar?
Mina: ?
Artemis: Now I know that I've heard that name from somewhere before... now let's see... Treahugher, Treahugher... ugh! Where have I heard that name before?
Mina: Have you lost it?
Artemis: (Saying silently to himself) Treahugher, Treahugher, Treahugher...
Mina: Um...
Meanwhile...
Haruka: Hmmm...
Michiru: (Playing her violin) dooooooooooooo, do, do, do, do, dooooooo!
Haruka: That sounds very good Michiru.
Michiru: (Blushing) Thanks Ruky.
Haruka: No problem Michy.
Michiru: (Blushing and giggling) te he he he he he.
Meanwhile...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Hotaru: I though that you were at your favorite trashcan.
Luna: I was until I got bored and went wandering around until I stumbled upon your house and decided to come on in.
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: How did you know?
Hotaru: Uh, a little bird told me.
Luna: Oh...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: I...am...so...bored...
Hotaru: So leave.
Luna: Why? This is heaven compared to a night in Serena's bedroom.
Hotaru: But you spend every night in Serena's bedroom.
Luna: My point exactly.
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Meanwhile...
Setsuna: Do de do de do
Book: *Flip**flip**flip*
Setsuna: ...
Book: ...
Setsuna: *Scribble**scribble**scribble*
Book: *Fli-- RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!*
Setsuna: OH #*$%!!!
Meanwhile...
Narrator: Can it be? I seem to have left out a character in the story. I hope I don't get fired for this. Um, well Darien, who I (accidentally) left out is at home sitting on his big, fat, butt on his big, fat, leather couch
collecting his thoughts.
Darien: Who am I? Why did Queen Serenity's hair go white so prematurely? Must have been trying to keep up with Serena that did it. What is a hot dog made out of? How come Ann and Alan's last name's both Treahugher? Oh dear, I think I know why. I wonder when their wedding was. Why is Reeny's hair
pink? Must be from either a color job or she got it from Serena's side of the family. How long has Serena had that weird hairstyle? How can Amy's blue hair be natural? Her hair must have been the result of an early drug to help her mom get pregnant. Yea, that has to be it, either that or she's a genetic accident. Cool! Why did Michiru dye her hair light sea green? Was pizza Americanized or was it Worldized? Who is the Smoking Man? I still don't know! What does Neo mean (note: Neo Queen Serenity for an example)?
Who am I...?
Chapter 2
Narrator: Well, this time Queen Beryl wasn't notified about the generals last failing attempt to kill the scouts for fear of the queen of all spaz attacks. However, Ann and Alan got so mad that they went home to sulk, swear, and beat up pillows. The 4 Sisters decided to become good again, and Rubeus went to the Negamoon Hospital for his injuries. Wise Man was so peeved that he nearly strangled Bob to death. The 4 Generals were able to just barely save Bob, he is currently in critical condition at the Negamoon
Hospital. Emerald broke a bunch of windows screaming about how mad she was at the Sailor Scouts and was thrown out of Jedite's house. Jedite, Zoicite, Malachite, and Neflite (who is finally better) are hanging out at Jedite's house talking. So that' s it for the Negaverse, so on with the story!
Jedite: (Dreamily) Emerald's hot.
Malachite: No way, it is so Ann.
Jedite: She's married!
Malachite: So? She's still hotter than Emerald.
Zoicite: Ahem.
Malachite: (Becoming as stiff as a board) oh (c)&^%.
Zoicite: What about me? Aren't I a babe?
Malachite: Why of course Zoi, you're the most babeolicious of them all!
Zoicite: Thank you.
Jedite: (Coughing) *Cou--suck up--gh*
Malachite: (Giving Jedite his legendary ice stare) grrrrrrr...
Jedite: Eeeeeeeee...
Neflite: What's all the e's about?
Zoicite: The stare.
Neflite: Eeee, the stare. What did Jedite say?
Zoicite: That Malachite sucks up to me.
Neflite: Oh well, I thought Jedite had made up some sort of statement about him.
Malachite: Hey!
Neflite: For once in his life, Jedite is actually right.
Malachite: (Growing madder) mmmmm... YAAG!!!
*SLAM!!!*
Neflite: ...
Jedite: *Shaky breathing*
Malachite: Anyone else?
Jedite: Uh, be right back...
*Jedite runs outside. *
Jedite: AAAAAAAAA!!!
*Meanwhile inside *
Neflite: Did anyone just hear someone scream?
Zoicite: No
Malachite: That goes double for me.
Zoicite: Why?
Neflite: Oh nothing really, I just thought that I heard someone scream just now that's all.
Malachite: Oh.
Chapter 3
Narrator: Okay then, to get on with this, the generals later worked out a delightful little plan to torture and then kill the Sailor Scouts once and for all. That is, with the help of their new "secret" weapon. Meanwhile,
the scouts are not having a scout meeting, but rather just hanging around doing nothing at Raye's temple for no particular reason what so ever (plot hole!). Just then, Artemis runs up the stairs screaming bloody murder.
Artemis: IT'S THE APOCOLYPS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna: ARTEMIS CALM DOWN!!!
Artemis: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lita: (Singing) and I feel fine...
Serena: (Sarcastically) hardy har har, very funny Lita.
Luna: Take a deep breath Artemis.
Artemis: (Scared out of his mind shakily takes a "very" deep breath)
uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Luna: Good, now exhale.
Artemis: (Shakily exhaling) Whoooooooooooooosh!!!
Luna: Good, now, tell us about the apocalypse.
Artemis: Well, I, uh, well you see, uh, the, uh, Negaverse is, uh, at it again.
Luna: Is that all?
Artemis: What do you mean is that all!?!?!?
Luna: Scouts?
Serena: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no.
Luna: Why the nine no's?
Serena: I'm answering for everybody.
Luna: Well, in that case, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.
Serena: Smarty Cat.
Luna: Humph.
Amy: Well Artemis, where's the Negaverse hit this time?
Artemis: Uh, they hit over in Pokesta Park.
Raye: &(c)#@!
Mina: What's wrong Raye?
Raye: That's my favorite park! It's much more clean and Nega-free than Mayfair Park.
Mina: I've never been there.
Raye: Been where?
Mina: Pokesta Park.
Raye: Oh, you really ought to go there sometime. It's nice and peaceful there.
Mina: I guess I'll have to go and check it out sometime then.
Luna: Sometime? Try now!
Haruka: Yo Luna, don't blow a gasket now!
Michiru: Really!
Setsuna: We'll go, don't worry.
Hotaru: Uh, yea Luna, don't spaz out.
Luna: Ugh.
Lita: Well, are we going or not?
Serena: We're not.
Luna: (At the end of her rope) you...will...go...
Serena: Not a chance, fur-brain.
Luna: I'll...give...you...till...the...count...of...five...
Serena: Then what? You'll use your spayed paws to tickle me?
Luna: Five...
Serena: *Yawn*
Luna: Four...
Serena: Dum de dum de dum...
Luna: Three...
Serena: *Whistle*
Luna: Two...
Serena: (Humming) hmm hmm hmmmmmmm...
Luna: One...
Serena: *Cough* *cough*
Luna: ZERO!!! (Battle cry) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lita: OH MY GOD, LUNA'S KILLING SERENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna: (Panting) My *pant* claws *pant* may *pant* be *pant* spayed... but my
teeth are as sharp as ever *pant*!
Serena: (Moaning) Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Haruka: LUNA YOU RETARD!!! THAT'S OUR LEADER YOU JUST ANIALATED!!!
Luna: Your point being...
Haruka: @#$%^&*(c))(tm)(r)*&^%$#@!(c)(tm)(r):
Rating: G or and definite Y, bring in the 2-year-olds!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN SAILOR MOON AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONE LITTLE BIT, THE ONLY THINGS THAT I OWN OF IT ARE A FEW ITEMS OF MERCHANDISE, MANGA, AND THIS STORY AND THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, NOT SUEING, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Merc
Sailor Dorks Part 5
*Note: Moshi moshi is how the Japanese answer their phones, it basically means hello hello. Hey, you learn something new everyday! *
*Another note: Pokesta is how you say pocket monsters in Japanese and that's the original name for Pokemon. It's pronounced Poke- (you already know that part), shta (honest!).
Narrator: Moshi moshi! Welcome to the next edition (run for your lives!) of Sailor Dorks! Well, this time the scouts are in school, which is odd because they have so many breaks it's as though they don't even have
school. Anyway, it had been about a month since the last big attack. The Ryoga Grocery Store was rebuilt with the help of about 1000 volunteers who loved the store and its prices too much to just leave it a giant crater. Well, Serena is in detention, Raye is at the temple sweeping, Amy's at cram school (and not with Greg for a change), and Lita is cooking at her apartment. Mina and Artemis are hanging out somewhere, Luna is at her favorite trashcan, and Hotaru is sitting around doing nothing. Setsuna is busy working on homework, Haruka is studying, and Michiru is practicing her violin in the same room as Haruka. Well, that should cover everything, so on with the show!
Serena: *Grumble* *grumble* *write* *write*.
Ms. Haruna: Serena, are you done with that paper yet?
Serena: *Grumble*, almost, *grumble**grumble*...
Meanwhile...
Raye: Do de do de do de do *sweep**sweep**sweep*
Chad: Do be do be do *dust**dust**dust*
Grandpa: Shoebe dobe do *pour**pour**pour*
Raye: Hmmm hmm hmm hmm...
Chad: *Whistle**whistle**whistle*
Grandpa: (Popping his lips) pop pop pop pop...
Raye: Dum de dum de... huh? Oh, just when my day was going so well! (Raye looks at her briefcase that has currently 3 unfinished homework assignments), well, I can fix that.
*Raye tosses her briefcase out the window. *
Raye: That's better... la ti da la ti da la ti da...
Meanwhile...
Amy: *Write**write**write**write**write**write*...
Teacher: Okay class, 30 more minutes.
Amy: (Mumbling, and looking at her exam which is 160 problems long) Great, I'm only on problem 150.
Teacher: Yes Ms. Anderson?
Amy: Huh?
Teacher: You were commenting on something last I recall.
Amy: (Blushing) Oh, uh, er, n-, oh, um, you-, uh, sorry.
Teacher: You'd better be.
Amy: Hmp...
Meanwhile...
Lita: (Singing and cooking) I WOULD SWALLOW MY PRIDE, I WOULD TOP ON THE RINES, BUT THE LACK THERE OF WOULD LEAVE ME EMPTY INSIDE, I WOULD SWALLOW MY DOUBTS, TURN IT INSIDE OUT, FIND NOTHIN' BUT FAITH AND NOTHIN', WANT TO PUT MY TEMDER HEART IN A BLENDER, WATCH IT SPIN ROUND' TO A BEAUTIFUL ABLIVION, RONDE-VOUS THAN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Knock knock*
Lita: *TIE ME TO THE BEDPOOOOOOOST... huh?
*Lita walks over to the door and opens it. *
Lita: Yea?
Lady: Would you mind keeping it down a tad, my child is trying to sleep.
Lita: And you are...
Lady: Your new next door neighbor.
Lita: Oh, uh, sorry.
Lady: That's fine, *sniff**sniff* say, something smells like it's burning.
Lita: OH NO, NOT MY CHICKEN CATCHITORY!!!
*Lita and races from the door to the kitchen at lightning speed, wait, that was a really bad pun. Get it, lightning speed? *
Lady: Oh dear...
Meanwhile...
Mina: Well, anyway, I said to her, I said, sure but you know what they say, nothing adventured nothing sprained.
Artemis: (Dong a double take) no no Mina! It's nothing ventured nothing gained, not nothing adventured nothing sprained.
Mina: Oh, uh, well I meant to say that, anyway, she looked at me weird and said, whatever you dumb blonde, drop dead and stop breathing my air. And I said to her, whatever you loser, I don't want to be around you anyway, and she said, you blondes are getting worse.
Artemis: This girl sounds like a major creep, who is she?
Mina: Ann Treahugher.
Artemis: Now where does that name sound familiar?
Mina: ?
Artemis: Now I know that I've heard that name from somewhere before... now let's see... Treahugher, Treahugher... ugh! Where have I heard that name before?
Mina: Have you lost it?
Artemis: (Saying silently to himself) Treahugher, Treahugher, Treahugher...
Mina: Um...
Meanwhile...
Haruka: Hmmm...
Michiru: (Playing her violin) dooooooooooooo, do, do, do, do, dooooooo!
Haruka: That sounds very good Michiru.
Michiru: (Blushing) Thanks Ruky.
Haruka: No problem Michy.
Michiru: (Blushing and giggling) te he he he he he.
Meanwhile...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Hotaru: I though that you were at your favorite trashcan.
Luna: I was until I got bored and went wandering around until I stumbled upon your house and decided to come on in.
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: How did you know?
Hotaru: Uh, a little bird told me.
Luna: Oh...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Hotaru: ...
Luna: I...am...so...bored...
Hotaru: So leave.
Luna: Why? This is heaven compared to a night in Serena's bedroom.
Hotaru: But you spend every night in Serena's bedroom.
Luna: My point exactly.
Hotaru: ...
Luna: ...
Meanwhile...
Setsuna: Do de do de do
Book: *Flip**flip**flip*
Setsuna: ...
Book: ...
Setsuna: *Scribble**scribble**scribble*
Book: *Fli-- RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!*
Setsuna: OH #*$%!!!
Meanwhile...
Narrator: Can it be? I seem to have left out a character in the story. I hope I don't get fired for this. Um, well Darien, who I (accidentally) left out is at home sitting on his big, fat, butt on his big, fat, leather couch
collecting his thoughts.
Darien: Who am I? Why did Queen Serenity's hair go white so prematurely? Must have been trying to keep up with Serena that did it. What is a hot dog made out of? How come Ann and Alan's last name's both Treahugher? Oh dear, I think I know why. I wonder when their wedding was. Why is Reeny's hair
pink? Must be from either a color job or she got it from Serena's side of the family. How long has Serena had that weird hairstyle? How can Amy's blue hair be natural? Her hair must have been the result of an early drug to help her mom get pregnant. Yea, that has to be it, either that or she's a genetic accident. Cool! Why did Michiru dye her hair light sea green? Was pizza Americanized or was it Worldized? Who is the Smoking Man? I still don't know! What does Neo mean (note: Neo Queen Serenity for an example)?
Who am I...?
Chapter 2
Narrator: Well, this time Queen Beryl wasn't notified about the generals last failing attempt to kill the scouts for fear of the queen of all spaz attacks. However, Ann and Alan got so mad that they went home to sulk, swear, and beat up pillows. The 4 Sisters decided to become good again, and Rubeus went to the Negamoon Hospital for his injuries. Wise Man was so peeved that he nearly strangled Bob to death. The 4 Generals were able to just barely save Bob, he is currently in critical condition at the Negamoon
Hospital. Emerald broke a bunch of windows screaming about how mad she was at the Sailor Scouts and was thrown out of Jedite's house. Jedite, Zoicite, Malachite, and Neflite (who is finally better) are hanging out at Jedite's house talking. So that' s it for the Negaverse, so on with the story!
Jedite: (Dreamily) Emerald's hot.
Malachite: No way, it is so Ann.
Jedite: She's married!
Malachite: So? She's still hotter than Emerald.
Zoicite: Ahem.
Malachite: (Becoming as stiff as a board) oh (c)&^%.
Zoicite: What about me? Aren't I a babe?
Malachite: Why of course Zoi, you're the most babeolicious of them all!
Zoicite: Thank you.
Jedite: (Coughing) *Cou--suck up--gh*
Malachite: (Giving Jedite his legendary ice stare) grrrrrrr...
Jedite: Eeeeeeeee...
Neflite: What's all the e's about?
Zoicite: The stare.
Neflite: Eeee, the stare. What did Jedite say?
Zoicite: That Malachite sucks up to me.
Neflite: Oh well, I thought Jedite had made up some sort of statement about him.
Malachite: Hey!
Neflite: For once in his life, Jedite is actually right.
Malachite: (Growing madder) mmmmm... YAAG!!!
*SLAM!!!*
Neflite: ...
Jedite: *Shaky breathing*
Malachite: Anyone else?
Jedite: Uh, be right back...
*Jedite runs outside. *
Jedite: AAAAAAAAA!!!
*Meanwhile inside *
Neflite: Did anyone just hear someone scream?
Zoicite: No
Malachite: That goes double for me.
Zoicite: Why?
Neflite: Oh nothing really, I just thought that I heard someone scream just now that's all.
Malachite: Oh.
Chapter 3
Narrator: Okay then, to get on with this, the generals later worked out a delightful little plan to torture and then kill the Sailor Scouts once and for all. That is, with the help of their new "secret" weapon. Meanwhile,
the scouts are not having a scout meeting, but rather just hanging around doing nothing at Raye's temple for no particular reason what so ever (plot hole!). Just then, Artemis runs up the stairs screaming bloody murder.
Artemis: IT'S THE APOCOLYPS, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna: ARTEMIS CALM DOWN!!!
Artemis: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lita: (Singing) and I feel fine...
Serena: (Sarcastically) hardy har har, very funny Lita.
Luna: Take a deep breath Artemis.
Artemis: (Scared out of his mind shakily takes a "very" deep breath)
uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Luna: Good, now exhale.
Artemis: (Shakily exhaling) Whoooooooooooooosh!!!
Luna: Good, now, tell us about the apocalypse.
Artemis: Well, I, uh, well you see, uh, the, uh, Negaverse is, uh, at it again.
Luna: Is that all?
Artemis: What do you mean is that all!?!?!?
Luna: Scouts?
Serena: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no.
Luna: Why the nine no's?
Serena: I'm answering for everybody.
Luna: Well, in that case, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.
Serena: Smarty Cat.
Luna: Humph.
Amy: Well Artemis, where's the Negaverse hit this time?
Artemis: Uh, they hit over in Pokesta Park.
Raye: &(c)#@!
Mina: What's wrong Raye?
Raye: That's my favorite park! It's much more clean and Nega-free than Mayfair Park.
Mina: I've never been there.
Raye: Been where?
Mina: Pokesta Park.
Raye: Oh, you really ought to go there sometime. It's nice and peaceful there.
Mina: I guess I'll have to go and check it out sometime then.
Luna: Sometime? Try now!
Haruka: Yo Luna, don't blow a gasket now!
Michiru: Really!
Setsuna: We'll go, don't worry.
Hotaru: Uh, yea Luna, don't spaz out.
Luna: Ugh.
Lita: Well, are we going or not?
Serena: We're not.
Luna: (At the end of her rope) you...will...go...
Serena: Not a chance, fur-brain.
Luna: I'll...give...you...till...the...count...of...five...
Serena: Then what? You'll use your spayed paws to tickle me?
Luna: Five...
Serena: *Yawn*
Luna: Four...
Serena: Dum de dum de dum...
Luna: Three...
Serena: *Whistle*
Luna: Two...
Serena: (Humming) hmm hmm hmmmmmmm...
Luna: One...
Serena: *Cough* *cough*
Luna: ZERO!!! (Battle cry) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lita: OH MY GOD, LUNA'S KILLING SERENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *deep breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luna: (Panting) My *pant* claws *pant* may *pant* be *pant* spayed... but my
teeth are as sharp as ever *pant*!
Serena: (Moaning) Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Haruka: LUNA YOU RETARD!!! THAT'S OUR LEADER YOU JUST ANIALATED!!!
Luna: Your point being...
Haruka: @#$%^&*(c))(tm)(r)*&^%$#@!(c)(tm)(r):