Authors note: Oh no! My first "fic" (note sarcastic quote marks). Please
don't flame grill me! I'm too young to die!
And raise your right hand (no the other right hand!) if you think I was very drunk and/or high on drugs when this was written?!
Diclamer: Take everything I own. See if I care. But you won't get Harry Potter cos I don't own it, Duh!
Oneway ayday Arryhay Otterpay okeway upway. Ehay adhay away eadachehay.
"Ohway onay Iway opehay isthay oesday otnay eanmay OuldieMortmay isway aroundway againway!" ehay aidsay otay imselfhay, away ittlelay ootay oudlylay ifway anythingway, ecausebay ishay atfay andway uglyway uncleway overheardway imhay.
"Oybay!" ehay oaredray upway ethay airsstay. "Iway ewknay oneway ayday atthay ethay insanenessway ofway ouryay insanityway ofway eingbay away ompletecay eakfray ouldway akemay ouyay ogay utsnay oneway ayday! Alkingtay otay ourselfyay! Ahay!" ehay ortedsnay inway away igpay ikelay ashionfay, ichwhay isway otnay away isrespectday otay igspay, althoughway omesay aysay ethay Ursleyday amilyfay areway irectday escendantsday ofway isthay eaturecray.
Arryhay enthay ealisedray itway asway ishay ixteenthsay irthdaybay andway inway ethay izardingway orldway (asway opposedway otay ethay ugglemay orldway) isthay eclearedday imhay egallylay adultway andway ereforethay ableway otay useway agicmay eneverwhay ehay ikedlay.
"Ewscray isthay," ehay aidsay andway isapparatedday otay ebay ithway ishay overlay, Acodray Alfoymay.
Ethay Endway.
Oh and btw, fyi, this address may help if you are not fluent in pig-latin:
http://www.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html
Ciao darlins!
Luv Joey xXx
And raise your right hand (no the other right hand!) if you think I was very drunk and/or high on drugs when this was written?!
Diclamer: Take everything I own. See if I care. But you won't get Harry Potter cos I don't own it, Duh!
Oneway ayday Arryhay Otterpay okeway upway. Ehay adhay away eadachehay.
"Ohway onay Iway opehay isthay oesday otnay eanmay OuldieMortmay isway aroundway againway!" ehay aidsay otay imselfhay, away ittlelay ootay oudlylay ifway anythingway, ecausebay ishay atfay andway uglyway uncleway overheardway imhay.
"Oybay!" ehay oaredray upway ethay airsstay. "Iway ewknay oneway ayday atthay ethay insanenessway ofway ouryay insanityway ofway eingbay away ompletecay eakfray ouldway akemay ouyay ogay utsnay oneway ayday! Alkingtay otay ourselfyay! Ahay!" ehay ortedsnay inway away igpay ikelay ashionfay, ichwhay isway otnay away isrespectday otay igspay, althoughway omesay aysay ethay Ursleyday amilyfay areway irectday escendantsday ofway isthay eaturecray.
Arryhay enthay ealisedray itway asway ishay ixteenthsay irthdaybay andway inway ethay izardingway orldway (asway opposedway otay ethay ugglemay orldway) isthay eclearedday imhay egallylay adultway andway ereforethay ableway otay useway agicmay eneverwhay ehay ikedlay.
"Ewscray isthay," ehay aidsay andway isapparatedday otay ebay ithway ishay overlay, Acodray Alfoymay.
Ethay Endway.
Oh and btw, fyi, this address may help if you are not fluent in pig-latin:
http://www.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html
Ciao darlins!
Luv Joey xXx