Heero Yuy's School of the Death Glare
Ch.2 - G Gundam, story on standby. Ready.Learn!
Disclaimer: I don't own any Gundam series, go away.
Author's Note: Wow! I can't believe I'm writing another chapter for this! It's been so long! But I got a review from one Savior Yuy, and I've decided to add a few more chapters! Right now I have ideas for "Lord of the Rings" and "Star Wars" (don't own 'em) as well. Any others for me to possibly use?
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Sayin Shinigami: (Instant Transmits into Winner Mansion #43) Hey! Gundam pilots! I need to talk to you!
The pilots all appear in various signature move-esque type things. Wufei jumps down the stairwell and lands in front of me, katana poised to strike. The Maganac Corps. carries Quatre in. Trowa does his double flip, triple axle thing. Duo appears out of nowhere with semi-spooky special effects, and Heero falls from the ceiling, lands, breaks his leg, and promptly resets it.
Quatre: Sayin Shinigami! It's been a long time! How are you? Duo: What 'cha been up to lately? Sayin Shinigami: I've been working on a Harry Potter fanfic. Sorry I haven't seen you guys in a while. Heero: Hn. What do you want? Sayin Shinigami: I need you to teach at the Heero Yuy School of the Death Glare again. Heero: Why? Sayin Shinigami: I felt like opening it up to other people. Heero: Like who? Sayin Shinigami: You'll see, so, are you in? Heero: Mission Accepted. Sayin Shinigami: Great! (Pulls out Super-Ultra-Powerful-Remote-Of- Omnipotence) Trowa: What's that? Sayin Shinigami: It's my Super-Ultra-Powerful-Remote-Of-Omnipotence, or SUPROO. It will take us back to the school, and then classes will start. (Pushes button marked 'Start the fic already!') *~*~*~* (Insert Star Trek-ish Transport sequence)*~*~*~*
Heero: Hn. (looks around. Actually has a classroom this time) Good.
Suddenly, there is the tone of a digitized school bell. The door opens and various members of the G Gundam cast walk in.
Domon: Huh, another fanfiction. We don't get to many of these, they all go to the Gundam Wing cast. George: Sad, but true. Let us see what is in store for us this time. Sai Sici: Look! It's that Heero Yuy guy from Gundam Wing! It's a cross- over! Argo: ... Chibodee: No! I'll get him! Machine Gun Punch! (Nothing happens) Huh? Heero: This is "Heero Yuy's School of the Death Glare" I'm going to teach you how to do a perfect death glare. Domon: Why should we!? Heero: (Thinks.) It will make you better fighters. G Gundam Cast: We're in! Heero: Good. Now first is the History of the Death Glare. The first recorded death glare in Anime was by Astro Boy, although it wasn't very potent back then. Eventually. *~Five hours later~*
Heero: And that is how to do my version, dubbed the "Perfect Soldier Death Glare". Are there any questions?
Heero looks around. George has taken extensive notes on the subject. Domon didn't do anything, but did pay attention to the lecture, as did Argo. Sai Sici has fallen asleep and there is a large puddle of drool around his desk. Chibodee has a glazed look in his eyes and mutters the names of his support crew every now and then.
Heero: No questions? Good. SAI SICI! Sai Sici: (Jumps up on to his desk) Sir, yes sir! (Salutes) Heero: Come up here and perform the "Perfect Soldier Death Glare" on this mirror. You may add embellishments for your style and personality.
Sai Sici walks up to the front of the room and stops in front of the mirror. Sizing it up he sits in front of it, Lotus style, meditating. His aura begins to glow and his crest of the Ace of Clubs appears on his hand. When to wings made of Ki appear on his back his eyes open and the mirror shatters.
Heero: Good job. B-. Your form was perfect, but you have to be able to perform it faster. Next is Argo Gulskii.
Argo walks up to the mirror and levels his gaze at it. The Black Joker crest appears the mirror is turned into a fine powder.
Heero: Perfect. A+. Next is George deSand.
George strides up to the mirror. The Jack of Diamonds appears on his hand and half of the mirror shatter.
Heero: Hn. Trowa had that same problem. Oh well, A-. Chibodee Crocket, get up here.
Chibodee walks up to the mirror, hands in his pockets and totally relaxed. Suddenly he pulls his fists up to the guard position, the Queen of Spades crest flares, and the mirror shatters.
Heero: Not intimidating enough, but effective, B-. Domon Kashu, you're last up. Domon: Finally, I'll show you how it's done. I WON'T FAIL!
Domon walks up to the mirror. The G Gundam music starts up in the background. Out of nowhere the mobile trace system comes down over Domon. It finishes covering him and he goes through his kicks and punches. He brings his fist up and the King of Hearts crest appears. Staring at the mirror he calls out, "School of the Death Glare. The perfect soldier's secrete technique. Erupting Burning Glare!" Energy erupts out of his eyes and strikes the mirror. It melts, explodes, implodes, and is utterly destroyed.
Heero: It took a long time, but dramatics and special effects made up for the lost time, due to the "Law of Uninterruptable Metamorphosis". So you get an A+.
Suddenly, there is a knocking at the classroom door. The characters in the classroom look around, wondering who it is. No one else was expected for the fic. Then the door flies open and an unspeakable evil is revealed behind it. Relena Peacecraft.
Heero: But I killed you last chapter! Domon: She feels like the Dark Gundam! We must destroy it! Relena: Heero! I found you! Now we can be together forever! Heero: Everybody! Death Glare now! Everybody (minus Relena): Omae O Korosu Death Glare! Relena: Noooooooooooo! Heero! I didn't tell you to kill me! I'm melting.(turns into a pink, foul-smelling puddle). Heero: I killed her before. Where did that come from? Domon: We may never know.
*~*~*Back at Zech's secret evil lair type thingie*~*~*
Zechs: So, they destroyed another one. I'll make sure that never happens again. The End?
Disclaimer: I don't own any Gundam series, go away.
Author's Note: Wow! I can't believe I'm writing another chapter for this! It's been so long! But I got a review from one Savior Yuy, and I've decided to add a few more chapters! Right now I have ideas for "Lord of the Rings" and "Star Wars" (don't own 'em) as well. Any others for me to possibly use?
~*~*~*~*~
Sayin Shinigami: (Instant Transmits into Winner Mansion #43) Hey! Gundam pilots! I need to talk to you!
The pilots all appear in various signature move-esque type things. Wufei jumps down the stairwell and lands in front of me, katana poised to strike. The Maganac Corps. carries Quatre in. Trowa does his double flip, triple axle thing. Duo appears out of nowhere with semi-spooky special effects, and Heero falls from the ceiling, lands, breaks his leg, and promptly resets it.
Quatre: Sayin Shinigami! It's been a long time! How are you? Duo: What 'cha been up to lately? Sayin Shinigami: I've been working on a Harry Potter fanfic. Sorry I haven't seen you guys in a while. Heero: Hn. What do you want? Sayin Shinigami: I need you to teach at the Heero Yuy School of the Death Glare again. Heero: Why? Sayin Shinigami: I felt like opening it up to other people. Heero: Like who? Sayin Shinigami: You'll see, so, are you in? Heero: Mission Accepted. Sayin Shinigami: Great! (Pulls out Super-Ultra-Powerful-Remote-Of- Omnipotence) Trowa: What's that? Sayin Shinigami: It's my Super-Ultra-Powerful-Remote-Of-Omnipotence, or SUPROO. It will take us back to the school, and then classes will start. (Pushes button marked 'Start the fic already!') *~*~*~* (Insert Star Trek-ish Transport sequence)*~*~*~*
Heero: Hn. (looks around. Actually has a classroom this time) Good.
Suddenly, there is the tone of a digitized school bell. The door opens and various members of the G Gundam cast walk in.
Domon: Huh, another fanfiction. We don't get to many of these, they all go to the Gundam Wing cast. George: Sad, but true. Let us see what is in store for us this time. Sai Sici: Look! It's that Heero Yuy guy from Gundam Wing! It's a cross- over! Argo: ... Chibodee: No! I'll get him! Machine Gun Punch! (Nothing happens) Huh? Heero: This is "Heero Yuy's School of the Death Glare" I'm going to teach you how to do a perfect death glare. Domon: Why should we!? Heero: (Thinks.) It will make you better fighters. G Gundam Cast: We're in! Heero: Good. Now first is the History of the Death Glare. The first recorded death glare in Anime was by Astro Boy, although it wasn't very potent back then. Eventually. *~Five hours later~*
Heero: And that is how to do my version, dubbed the "Perfect Soldier Death Glare". Are there any questions?
Heero looks around. George has taken extensive notes on the subject. Domon didn't do anything, but did pay attention to the lecture, as did Argo. Sai Sici has fallen asleep and there is a large puddle of drool around his desk. Chibodee has a glazed look in his eyes and mutters the names of his support crew every now and then.
Heero: No questions? Good. SAI SICI! Sai Sici: (Jumps up on to his desk) Sir, yes sir! (Salutes) Heero: Come up here and perform the "Perfect Soldier Death Glare" on this mirror. You may add embellishments for your style and personality.
Sai Sici walks up to the front of the room and stops in front of the mirror. Sizing it up he sits in front of it, Lotus style, meditating. His aura begins to glow and his crest of the Ace of Clubs appears on his hand. When to wings made of Ki appear on his back his eyes open and the mirror shatters.
Heero: Good job. B-. Your form was perfect, but you have to be able to perform it faster. Next is Argo Gulskii.
Argo walks up to the mirror and levels his gaze at it. The Black Joker crest appears the mirror is turned into a fine powder.
Heero: Perfect. A+. Next is George deSand.
George strides up to the mirror. The Jack of Diamonds appears on his hand and half of the mirror shatter.
Heero: Hn. Trowa had that same problem. Oh well, A-. Chibodee Crocket, get up here.
Chibodee walks up to the mirror, hands in his pockets and totally relaxed. Suddenly he pulls his fists up to the guard position, the Queen of Spades crest flares, and the mirror shatters.
Heero: Not intimidating enough, but effective, B-. Domon Kashu, you're last up. Domon: Finally, I'll show you how it's done. I WON'T FAIL!
Domon walks up to the mirror. The G Gundam music starts up in the background. Out of nowhere the mobile trace system comes down over Domon. It finishes covering him and he goes through his kicks and punches. He brings his fist up and the King of Hearts crest appears. Staring at the mirror he calls out, "School of the Death Glare. The perfect soldier's secrete technique. Erupting Burning Glare!" Energy erupts out of his eyes and strikes the mirror. It melts, explodes, implodes, and is utterly destroyed.
Heero: It took a long time, but dramatics and special effects made up for the lost time, due to the "Law of Uninterruptable Metamorphosis". So you get an A+.
Suddenly, there is a knocking at the classroom door. The characters in the classroom look around, wondering who it is. No one else was expected for the fic. Then the door flies open and an unspeakable evil is revealed behind it. Relena Peacecraft.
Heero: But I killed you last chapter! Domon: She feels like the Dark Gundam! We must destroy it! Relena: Heero! I found you! Now we can be together forever! Heero: Everybody! Death Glare now! Everybody (minus Relena): Omae O Korosu Death Glare! Relena: Noooooooooooo! Heero! I didn't tell you to kill me! I'm melting.(turns into a pink, foul-smelling puddle). Heero: I killed her before. Where did that come from? Domon: We may never know.
*~*~*Back at Zech's secret evil lair type thingie*~*~*
Zechs: So, they destroyed another one. I'll make sure that never happens again. The End?