As the first years walk into the great hall Harry sees some things
that he wished he had at his home
"Wow, I would love to have candle that never burned out! Then I can smoke my bong for hours!" Harry thinks about
"I wonder if they have some spells that can turn a owl feather into a sack of weed!" Harry still amazed and talking to him self again.
"Did you know that the hat has sorted everyone since the start of the school!" Hermione says happily.
"If you used that mind of yours then you could have got me some herbs to eat so I can get stoned! You can make wizard weed!! But I guess you are to good, well anyway at the end of this school term you will be doing every drug in the world! Harry says to Ron and Hermione secretly
"As I call your name you will put the hat on and it will sort you into yours houses!" says Prof. Mcgonagall.
"Harry P. please step forward!" she says
"Here goes nothing" Harry says as he walks to the hat
"Wow I see you have done many drugs in your life Harry" says the hat
"Well I really want to be in the same houses with Ron and Hermione!" says Harry "so can I give you a sack of pot can you get them in the same house as me?
"Ok, I just want it right now!" says the hat
"Fine" Harry reaches in his pocket and pulls out a sack of pot and puts it under the hat "there, you happy?"
"Why yes I do, thank you very much!" says the hat
As Harry walks away he hears the hat saying something like the misses is going to HI tonight!
"Wow, I would love to have candle that never burned out! Then I can smoke my bong for hours!" Harry thinks about
"I wonder if they have some spells that can turn a owl feather into a sack of weed!" Harry still amazed and talking to him self again.
"Did you know that the hat has sorted everyone since the start of the school!" Hermione says happily.
"If you used that mind of yours then you could have got me some herbs to eat so I can get stoned! You can make wizard weed!! But I guess you are to good, well anyway at the end of this school term you will be doing every drug in the world! Harry says to Ron and Hermione secretly
"As I call your name you will put the hat on and it will sort you into yours houses!" says Prof. Mcgonagall.
"Harry P. please step forward!" she says
"Here goes nothing" Harry says as he walks to the hat
"Wow I see you have done many drugs in your life Harry" says the hat
"Well I really want to be in the same houses with Ron and Hermione!" says Harry "so can I give you a sack of pot can you get them in the same house as me?
"Ok, I just want it right now!" says the hat
"Fine" Harry reaches in his pocket and pulls out a sack of pot and puts it under the hat "there, you happy?"
"Why yes I do, thank you very much!" says the hat
As Harry walks away he hears the hat saying something like the misses is going to HI tonight!