Konnichiwa minna!!! I'm back with steps 3+4 four of Miroku's 5 steps for
a Perfect Date! Sorry everyone for updating a little late, I went to my
dad's for the weekend then I got tons and tons of HW!! I HATE MATH!!! Math
should burn in hell!!1 *jumps on math book* DIE DIE DIE! I hate you Math!!!
*looks at audience* ahem.sry bout that.math had always and will forever get
on my nerves!.anyway I'm hoping you will like Step 3 and 4.thank you for
all the reviews!
Miroku's 5 Steps for a Perfect Date Step 3+4 By: kawaii-anime-lover
Miroku:Now that I have adjusted the cd.....we shall begin step three 'What not to say on a date with a lady'
IY:We're only gonna get slapped if we listen to you!
Miroku:ANYWAY! The most important thing is NOT to insult them *looks at inuyasha* yasha*
IY: what?
Kenshin: and not to be perverted right?
IY: Laughs
Miroku uh... right thank u kenshin for remembering that..uh anyway
Miroku:Well....since Inu yasha has this problem the most....we'll use him for practice
Shippo: *still asleep*
IY:Wat do u mean? I do not!
Miroku: I recall the word wench being used around kagome a lot.
IY: She is a wench!
Miroku: *Sweatdrops*......just come up here u baka or no ramen!
IY:*mumbles under his breath*
Miroku: since I killed the robot that we used for practice! I will have to play as the girl of the date!
IY: EWWWWWWWW!!! You! I am not going to have you be the girl I'm suppose to go out with!
Miroku: well ok, unless you want me to go get Kagome.
IY: WAIT!! No! .........you can be the girl..
Kenshin: Kagome?
Miroku: It's the girl he likes
IY: Yeah it is the girl I..WHAT!?!?!? I do not and NEVER will like that WENCH!!!
Miroku: Suuuuurrree!
IY: humph..
Miroku: well it's either her or me what's it gonna be?
IY: * mummers* you I guess.
Miroku: OK, let's get started
Miroku: Inu-yasha you will go first
IY: fine......
*long silence...*
IY: So.what do I do..?
Miroku: First you pull out my CHAIR!!!
InuYasha: oh.yea..*pulls out chair*...um...now what????
Miroku: well.you remember compliments , manners , and the one you are having problems with.CONVERSATION!!!
IY: HEY! I did NOT ask to be here so SHUT your TRAP!!! I REFUSED from the beginning to stay, so don't throw me a guilt trip OK!!!!!
Miroku: *looks at audience* here is yet another example on what Not to do on a date with your young lady!
IY: * stares blankly* huh???
Miroku: There is lots more of what not to do...if you have any questions.just ask kawaii-anime-lover and she will give me your question and I will answer them for you!! Till then.Ja'ne!!
IY: I'm lost.what just happened??? End of Step 3..
Step 4: The Gift
Miroku: Welcome back everyone!!!!! We are back to learn step 4!!!!
IY: oh I'm soo happy..
Miroku: *glares any InuYasha* as I was saying.step 4 we are going to learn what kind of gift to get your date.
InuYasha: OH! I know one!!! RAMEN!!!
Miroku: *sweatdrops* uh..no.more like flowers or jewelry!
Kenshin *raises hand*
Miroku: Kenshin?
Kenshin: um..yea.I was just wondering if a kimono and sake a good gift???
Miroku: kimono yes..sake.no.we don't want the girls to get drunk..well I wouldn't mind.but you three are not ready!
IY and Kenshin: ??????
InuYasha: YOU HAVE A SICK MIND!
Miroku: I know! *smiles*
InuYasha: perverted cow
Miroku: moving on..does anyone have any ideas for a great gift???
InuYasha & Kenshin: ...
Shippo: *snores*
Miroku: anyone???....ok I guess I'll have to bring in one of the girls since you are all ready.
InuYasha: *starts yelling stuff he thinks a girl would like* shoe...necklace..pillow...um..flowers..T.V..um.and.stuff
Miroku: uh..I was just kidding , but some of those are good..uh.no T.V. though.
InuYasha: ok..
Miroku: this is getting no where!!! Let's just move on to the next step!!!
Kenshin: before we do..is a pet a suitable gift???
Miroku: a pet??? What are you planning to get this mystery person?
Kenshin: well her favorite animal is a tiger( I do not know if Kaoru's fave animal is a tiger ok?...just go with please??) so I was planning to get her one!
Miroku & IY: *stare eye-wide*
Kenshin: *smiles*
Miroku: we do have a lot to cover on step 4..people PLEASE give these morons some gift suggestions!!
InuYasha: HEY! I heard that.
Miroku: uh oh.well bye for now*starts running*
End of Step 4...
Kawaii-anime-lover: well as Miroku said.you are welcome to give any suggestions on gifts.just tell me in your reviews! Anyway.I'll put up chapter 5 MUCH sooner this time I promise!!! Now that it is the weekend..anyway..till next time.Ja'ne minna!!!
Miroku's 5 Steps for a Perfect Date Step 3+4 By: kawaii-anime-lover
Miroku:Now that I have adjusted the cd.....we shall begin step three 'What not to say on a date with a lady'
IY:We're only gonna get slapped if we listen to you!
Miroku:ANYWAY! The most important thing is NOT to insult them *looks at inuyasha* yasha*
IY: what?
Kenshin: and not to be perverted right?
IY: Laughs
Miroku uh... right thank u kenshin for remembering that..uh anyway
Miroku:Well....since Inu yasha has this problem the most....we'll use him for practice
Shippo: *still asleep*
IY:Wat do u mean? I do not!
Miroku: I recall the word wench being used around kagome a lot.
IY: She is a wench!
Miroku: *Sweatdrops*......just come up here u baka or no ramen!
IY:*mumbles under his breath*
Miroku: since I killed the robot that we used for practice! I will have to play as the girl of the date!
IY: EWWWWWWWW!!! You! I am not going to have you be the girl I'm suppose to go out with!
Miroku: well ok, unless you want me to go get Kagome.
IY: WAIT!! No! .........you can be the girl..
Kenshin: Kagome?
Miroku: It's the girl he likes
IY: Yeah it is the girl I..WHAT!?!?!? I do not and NEVER will like that WENCH!!!
Miroku: Suuuuurrree!
IY: humph..
Miroku: well it's either her or me what's it gonna be?
IY: * mummers* you I guess.
Miroku: OK, let's get started
Miroku: Inu-yasha you will go first
IY: fine......
*long silence...*
IY: So.what do I do..?
Miroku: First you pull out my CHAIR!!!
InuYasha: oh.yea..*pulls out chair*...um...now what????
Miroku: well.you remember compliments , manners , and the one you are having problems with.CONVERSATION!!!
IY: HEY! I did NOT ask to be here so SHUT your TRAP!!! I REFUSED from the beginning to stay, so don't throw me a guilt trip OK!!!!!
Miroku: *looks at audience* here is yet another example on what Not to do on a date with your young lady!
IY: * stares blankly* huh???
Miroku: There is lots more of what not to do...if you have any questions.just ask kawaii-anime-lover and she will give me your question and I will answer them for you!! Till then.Ja'ne!!
IY: I'm lost.what just happened??? End of Step 3..
Step 4: The Gift
Miroku: Welcome back everyone!!!!! We are back to learn step 4!!!!
IY: oh I'm soo happy..
Miroku: *glares any InuYasha* as I was saying.step 4 we are going to learn what kind of gift to get your date.
InuYasha: OH! I know one!!! RAMEN!!!
Miroku: *sweatdrops* uh..no.more like flowers or jewelry!
Kenshin *raises hand*
Miroku: Kenshin?
Kenshin: um..yea.I was just wondering if a kimono and sake a good gift???
Miroku: kimono yes..sake.no.we don't want the girls to get drunk..well I wouldn't mind.but you three are not ready!
IY and Kenshin: ??????
InuYasha: YOU HAVE A SICK MIND!
Miroku: I know! *smiles*
InuYasha: perverted cow
Miroku: moving on..does anyone have any ideas for a great gift???
InuYasha & Kenshin: ...
Shippo: *snores*
Miroku: anyone???....ok I guess I'll have to bring in one of the girls since you are all ready.
InuYasha: *starts yelling stuff he thinks a girl would like* shoe...necklace..pillow...um..flowers..T.V..um.and.stuff
Miroku: uh..I was just kidding , but some of those are good..uh.no T.V. though.
InuYasha: ok..
Miroku: this is getting no where!!! Let's just move on to the next step!!!
Kenshin: before we do..is a pet a suitable gift???
Miroku: a pet??? What are you planning to get this mystery person?
Kenshin: well her favorite animal is a tiger( I do not know if Kaoru's fave animal is a tiger ok?...just go with please??) so I was planning to get her one!
Miroku & IY: *stare eye-wide*
Kenshin: *smiles*
Miroku: we do have a lot to cover on step 4..people PLEASE give these morons some gift suggestions!!
InuYasha: HEY! I heard that.
Miroku: uh oh.well bye for now*starts running*
End of Step 4...
Kawaii-anime-lover: well as Miroku said.you are welcome to give any suggestions on gifts.just tell me in your reviews! Anyway.I'll put up chapter 5 MUCH sooner this time I promise!!! Now that it is the weekend..anyway..till next time.Ja'ne minna!!!