Chapter 7
"Something is just NOT RIGHT!"
It was Monday morning, in other words, a skool day. Gir was running around the livingroom, screaming something about tacos. He suddenly made a sudden stop and reached into his robot head and took out a can of Poop (cherry flavor), and drank the whole thing in one glup. He stood there for a moment before the suger kicked in and he started running around and screaming again. Hes been doing it such about six AM.
Zim walked in covering where his ears would be because of Gir's screaming. Rogue too walked in like that. As Zim made his way to the front door, he turned to see Gir, who was now jumping up and down on the sofa. "Gir!......GIR!" Zim yelled trying to get his hyper SIR's attention. Gir finally stopped jumping and looked at his master.
"Gir, we're leaving for the "skool" now, so watch the base, got it?" Zim said. The little robot gave a cute little smile and said, "Oki Doki!" Zim once again shook his head and opened the door to leave.
"Comon Rogue, we're going to be late." He said walking out the door. Rogue stood for a moment and scowled. 'Man, I can't stand that SIR!' She thought looking at Gir as he begain to bounce of the walls again. 'And I can't stand this planet much longer! That it! I'm gonna get the job done tonight and get off this mudball!'
She then walked towards the door, but just before she was about to leave, she felt something bean her on the head, knocking her black headband loose. After reajusting it, she looked down to see a empty Poop can on the ground. She picked it up, then immentally looked at Gir, who was now playing "Kick the Can" with his empty Poop cans. He didn't know one of them hit Rogue.
Angery, Rogue grin her teeth and made a fist, crushing the can. "Hey! Watch where your kicking your trash, you worthless little tin runt!" She snapped. Gir suddenly stopped playing and looked at Rogue.
"I hit you? I sorry." He said sensrelly.
"Whatever." Rogue said coldly, chucking the crushed can on the floor. She begain to head out the door.
'Awww, Master's new best friend not happy just like Master is not happy.' Gir thought. He then suddenly perked up as an idea came to him. "Ooo! I know want will make her happy!" He said reaching into his head again and taking out another cherry Poop.(How much room does he have in there in the first place 0.0?)
Rogue, just about to leave again, overheared what Gir just said. "Make who happy?" She asked raising an eyebrow.
"YOU!" The cute little robot said as he walked up and handed the soda to her. "For you! Its cherry!" He said.
Rogue immentally gave a look of disguse. She couldn't stand watching Gir eat or drink Earth food, but now he's offering her some! "No thanks." She said stepping back, trying to get out the door.
"Awwww, please? Just take a little sip!" Gir said inching closer to her with the can.
"NO!" Rogue said still stepping back.
"OOOOHHHHHH PLEAZZZZEE! JUST A SIP! SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!" Gir continued to said "sip" over and over really fast.
Rogue begain to get real irritated. She finally give in. "ALRIGHT! GIVE ME THAT!" She shouted swiping the can from Gir. "I'll take a "SIP", if it will make you shut up!" She looked at the can with a really disgused look on her face. She swalloed hard, opening the it. The "fizz" sound made her insides turn. 'Theres no way I'm really drinking this. I'll just pretend to take a sip.' She thought as she begain to put the can to her lips.
Just as she did however, Gir suddenly shouted, "DO YA LIKE IT!?" Gir's little outbust made Rogue jump, causing some of the cherry Poop to splash in her mouth!
She had a shocked look on her face as she realived what just happened. "WHY YOU ROTTEN LITTLE....." Rogue suddenly stopped shouting at Gir when she realived something. She licked her lips, tasting the soda. She didn't gag or throw up. She then looked at the can with a surprised look, and this time, without any hesatantion, took a real sip. Gir still stood there, anxiously waiting for Rogue's respose.
After taking a few more sips, Rogue took the can away from her mouth. 'I don't believe it! This stuff is great!' She thought to herself. She then looked down at Gir. She didn't know what to say. One side of her was telling her to say thank you, but the other side was too proud to say it to a loly SIR.
'Well, I have to say something.' She thought. She then took a deep breath and said to Gir, "Uh, yes. I like it, its...okay."
"YAAAAY! YOUR WELCOME!" Gir sqealed as me skipped out of the room, heading towards the lab.
Rogue just stood there of a moment still holding the can of soda. She looked down at it, then looked around to see if Gir or anybody was watching, guzzeled down the rest of it, crushed the empty can, threw it over her shoulder, and bolted out the door to catch up with Zim.
~ At the enterance of the skool, Zim was waiting of Rogue who was really running late. "What is keeping her!" He said angerly under his breath. He then suddenly saw her running up the sidewalk. Zim scowled. "Where were you Rogue!? The humans get suspicious if you are late for their skool!" He snapped. Rogue ran up the skool steps and stopped infront of Zim, catching her breath. She quickly thought of an excuse. "That "SIR" of yours kept me." She said blutly, not wanting Zim to know about the whole cherry soda thing. Zim shook his head. "I should have known "GIR" had something to do with it. Comon, we're running late as it is."
~ "Now class..." Miss Bitters began, slithering in between the childern's desks. "Today we'll be talking about how the "internet" will eventually turn YOU ALL into mindless zombies of DOOOOOM!!!!!!" She pause and sucked in a deep breath. "Scientists say that visiting a certain place called FanFiction.net will inhanse these mutations! Especally if you read "RogueStar's or Aoi Jade's mind rotting works!!!! And further more...." Miss Bitters stopped in the middle of her VERY disturbing speech as Zim and Rogue came running into the classroom. Dib's normally large eyes grew wider at the sight of not Zim, but Rogue, the memory of the last time he incountered her was still fresh in his mind.
Ms. Bitters looked at the two as they took there seats with her normal 'I'm not normal' glare. "You and Rogue are late, Zim." She barked. Zim looked up at the intimadating teacher and soluted stiffly. "Sorry Ms Bitters." He said in a rather millitary voice. Rogue looked at Zim, then to Ms Bitters and then to Zim again. "Pathetic..." She said in a low tone of voice.
About and hour passed by and Ms Bitters was still drowning on about doom, the internet and the dangers of fanfiction.net (Aoi Jade & RogueStar: ^-^;) Rogue, having a hard time keeping her cool, felt her patients growing thinner by the minute. "There was one incodent where one child was sucked into the computer screen, and forced to live life among the internet windows!
CURSE THOSE WINDOW MEDIA PLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ms. Bitters head twitched a bit as she looked the class over, getting nothing but a mind numbing response. Rogue looked at her and twitched a bit herself before looking at Zim, who was sitting almost asleep in his chair.
"Zim." She said in a low whisper. "ZIM" She said a bit higher. The Irken solder looked over at her and mouthed the words. "What?" Rogue looked back at Ms Bitters, who has begun to move to the subject about wordpads on the desktop, and how they can eat you alive, right then and there, Rogue lost it.
"Do you mean I have to listen to this Vulture Woman's drowning voice, ALL DAY LONG?!!?!!?!" She yelled slamming her hands down on the table and standing shooting a glare at Zim. Zim winched at Rogue's rather loud words. She looked at him and then realized what she had done. She looked up, feeling a looming presence behind her and saw Ms Bitters glaring at her, with a hiss like snarel. She sat back down, not intimidated at all by the teacher.
"ROGUE!" Ms Bitters hissed in a high piched tone. Rogue looked up. "Yes?" She said very innocently, yet sarcastic. "Were you listening?" Ms Bitters asked. Rogue looked at Zim, who was signaling her to shut up, but she just looked back at the eerie teacher and leaned back in her chair. "Actually...No, I wasn't." She said flatly.
Dib rasied an eyebrow. 'Something is just NOT RIGHT!' He thought noticting that Rogue had NO fear what-so-ever of Ms .Bitters. He glared at her, his paranormal sences kicking in once again, suddenly, Rogue noticed him staring and looked straight at him, with a cold look. Dib looked away as fast as humanly possible and brought his shoulders up to his neck, afraid of what she might do.
"ROGUE!" Ms Bitters hissed again, gaining back the girl's attention. "What?" She said in a sarcastic voice. "You will stay after class in detention!" She said. Rogue looked at her with a slight look of confution. "Okay..." She said slowly, "Whatever." Ms Bitters glared one more time and walked back up to the front of the classroom. She looked back at Rogue to see that she STILL wasn't paying attention. "ROGUE!!!!!!!!" She yelled again. Rogue looked at her again, but before Ms Bitters could say anything, the lunch bell rang. Ms Bitters tightened and started to rappidly twitch and was about to yell again. All of the students, happy at the show they had just seen, filed out of the classroom, but just before Rogue left, she spoke.
"You know, you really shouldn't yell so much." She said. "That vein sticking out in your neck? It can't be good for you..."
TO BE CONTINUED.................
Aoi Jade: *Smiles a REALLY scary grin and guzzles down the last bit of her sixth cherry soda*
RogueStar: *Sweat Drops* You know, you could of shared that!
Aoi Jade: Noooo! It's MINE! *Hugs can*
RogueStar: *Sweat Drops Again* You've had enough! Gimme that!! *Goes to grab can, but Aoi Jade pulls it away, ect...ect....ect...
RogueStar: GIVE ME THAT!
Aoi Jade: NOOOOOOO! SUGAR IS NEI NEI'S FRIEND!!!!!
RogueStar: I don't care if it's Nei Nei's friend Jade! Give me it!
*The two authors contuinue to argue over the sugar water.*
RogueStar: Well...Thanks for....reading the 7th chapter, ow! I'd like to thank....Aoi Jade for the humor in this chapter....OW! Stay tuned for chapter 8~~~~!
*Aoi Jade tackles RogueStar, screaming about oatmeal.*
"Something is just NOT RIGHT!"
It was Monday morning, in other words, a skool day. Gir was running around the livingroom, screaming something about tacos. He suddenly made a sudden stop and reached into his robot head and took out a can of Poop (cherry flavor), and drank the whole thing in one glup. He stood there for a moment before the suger kicked in and he started running around and screaming again. Hes been doing it such about six AM.
Zim walked in covering where his ears would be because of Gir's screaming. Rogue too walked in like that. As Zim made his way to the front door, he turned to see Gir, who was now jumping up and down on the sofa. "Gir!......GIR!" Zim yelled trying to get his hyper SIR's attention. Gir finally stopped jumping and looked at his master.
"Gir, we're leaving for the "skool" now, so watch the base, got it?" Zim said. The little robot gave a cute little smile and said, "Oki Doki!" Zim once again shook his head and opened the door to leave.
"Comon Rogue, we're going to be late." He said walking out the door. Rogue stood for a moment and scowled. 'Man, I can't stand that SIR!' She thought looking at Gir as he begain to bounce of the walls again. 'And I can't stand this planet much longer! That it! I'm gonna get the job done tonight and get off this mudball!'
She then walked towards the door, but just before she was about to leave, she felt something bean her on the head, knocking her black headband loose. After reajusting it, she looked down to see a empty Poop can on the ground. She picked it up, then immentally looked at Gir, who was now playing "Kick the Can" with his empty Poop cans. He didn't know one of them hit Rogue.
Angery, Rogue grin her teeth and made a fist, crushing the can. "Hey! Watch where your kicking your trash, you worthless little tin runt!" She snapped. Gir suddenly stopped playing and looked at Rogue.
"I hit you? I sorry." He said sensrelly.
"Whatever." Rogue said coldly, chucking the crushed can on the floor. She begain to head out the door.
'Awww, Master's new best friend not happy just like Master is not happy.' Gir thought. He then suddenly perked up as an idea came to him. "Ooo! I know want will make her happy!" He said reaching into his head again and taking out another cherry Poop.(How much room does he have in there in the first place 0.0?)
Rogue, just about to leave again, overheared what Gir just said. "Make who happy?" She asked raising an eyebrow.
"YOU!" The cute little robot said as he walked up and handed the soda to her. "For you! Its cherry!" He said.
Rogue immentally gave a look of disguse. She couldn't stand watching Gir eat or drink Earth food, but now he's offering her some! "No thanks." She said stepping back, trying to get out the door.
"Awwww, please? Just take a little sip!" Gir said inching closer to her with the can.
"NO!" Rogue said still stepping back.
"OOOOHHHHHH PLEAZZZZEE! JUST A SIP! SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!SIP!" Gir continued to said "sip" over and over really fast.
Rogue begain to get real irritated. She finally give in. "ALRIGHT! GIVE ME THAT!" She shouted swiping the can from Gir. "I'll take a "SIP", if it will make you shut up!" She looked at the can with a really disgused look on her face. She swalloed hard, opening the it. The "fizz" sound made her insides turn. 'Theres no way I'm really drinking this. I'll just pretend to take a sip.' She thought as she begain to put the can to her lips.
Just as she did however, Gir suddenly shouted, "DO YA LIKE IT!?" Gir's little outbust made Rogue jump, causing some of the cherry Poop to splash in her mouth!
She had a shocked look on her face as she realived what just happened. "WHY YOU ROTTEN LITTLE....." Rogue suddenly stopped shouting at Gir when she realived something. She licked her lips, tasting the soda. She didn't gag or throw up. She then looked at the can with a surprised look, and this time, without any hesatantion, took a real sip. Gir still stood there, anxiously waiting for Rogue's respose.
After taking a few more sips, Rogue took the can away from her mouth. 'I don't believe it! This stuff is great!' She thought to herself. She then looked down at Gir. She didn't know what to say. One side of her was telling her to say thank you, but the other side was too proud to say it to a loly SIR.
'Well, I have to say something.' She thought. She then took a deep breath and said to Gir, "Uh, yes. I like it, its...okay."
"YAAAAY! YOUR WELCOME!" Gir sqealed as me skipped out of the room, heading towards the lab.
Rogue just stood there of a moment still holding the can of soda. She looked down at it, then looked around to see if Gir or anybody was watching, guzzeled down the rest of it, crushed the empty can, threw it over her shoulder, and bolted out the door to catch up with Zim.
~ At the enterance of the skool, Zim was waiting of Rogue who was really running late. "What is keeping her!" He said angerly under his breath. He then suddenly saw her running up the sidewalk. Zim scowled. "Where were you Rogue!? The humans get suspicious if you are late for their skool!" He snapped. Rogue ran up the skool steps and stopped infront of Zim, catching her breath. She quickly thought of an excuse. "That "SIR" of yours kept me." She said blutly, not wanting Zim to know about the whole cherry soda thing. Zim shook his head. "I should have known "GIR" had something to do with it. Comon, we're running late as it is."
~ "Now class..." Miss Bitters began, slithering in between the childern's desks. "Today we'll be talking about how the "internet" will eventually turn YOU ALL into mindless zombies of DOOOOOM!!!!!!" She pause and sucked in a deep breath. "Scientists say that visiting a certain place called FanFiction.net will inhanse these mutations! Especally if you read "RogueStar's or Aoi Jade's mind rotting works!!!! And further more...." Miss Bitters stopped in the middle of her VERY disturbing speech as Zim and Rogue came running into the classroom. Dib's normally large eyes grew wider at the sight of not Zim, but Rogue, the memory of the last time he incountered her was still fresh in his mind.
Ms. Bitters looked at the two as they took there seats with her normal 'I'm not normal' glare. "You and Rogue are late, Zim." She barked. Zim looked up at the intimadating teacher and soluted stiffly. "Sorry Ms Bitters." He said in a rather millitary voice. Rogue looked at Zim, then to Ms Bitters and then to Zim again. "Pathetic..." She said in a low tone of voice.
About and hour passed by and Ms Bitters was still drowning on about doom, the internet and the dangers of fanfiction.net (Aoi Jade & RogueStar: ^-^;) Rogue, having a hard time keeping her cool, felt her patients growing thinner by the minute. "There was one incodent where one child was sucked into the computer screen, and forced to live life among the internet windows!
CURSE THOSE WINDOW MEDIA PLAYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ms. Bitters head twitched a bit as she looked the class over, getting nothing but a mind numbing response. Rogue looked at her and twitched a bit herself before looking at Zim, who was sitting almost asleep in his chair.
"Zim." She said in a low whisper. "ZIM" She said a bit higher. The Irken solder looked over at her and mouthed the words. "What?" Rogue looked back at Ms Bitters, who has begun to move to the subject about wordpads on the desktop, and how they can eat you alive, right then and there, Rogue lost it.
"Do you mean I have to listen to this Vulture Woman's drowning voice, ALL DAY LONG?!!?!!?!" She yelled slamming her hands down on the table and standing shooting a glare at Zim. Zim winched at Rogue's rather loud words. She looked at him and then realized what she had done. She looked up, feeling a looming presence behind her and saw Ms Bitters glaring at her, with a hiss like snarel. She sat back down, not intimidated at all by the teacher.
"ROGUE!" Ms Bitters hissed in a high piched tone. Rogue looked up. "Yes?" She said very innocently, yet sarcastic. "Were you listening?" Ms Bitters asked. Rogue looked at Zim, who was signaling her to shut up, but she just looked back at the eerie teacher and leaned back in her chair. "Actually...No, I wasn't." She said flatly.
Dib rasied an eyebrow. 'Something is just NOT RIGHT!' He thought noticting that Rogue had NO fear what-so-ever of Ms .Bitters. He glared at her, his paranormal sences kicking in once again, suddenly, Rogue noticed him staring and looked straight at him, with a cold look. Dib looked away as fast as humanly possible and brought his shoulders up to his neck, afraid of what she might do.
"ROGUE!" Ms Bitters hissed again, gaining back the girl's attention. "What?" She said in a sarcastic voice. "You will stay after class in detention!" She said. Rogue looked at her with a slight look of confution. "Okay..." She said slowly, "Whatever." Ms Bitters glared one more time and walked back up to the front of the classroom. She looked back at Rogue to see that she STILL wasn't paying attention. "ROGUE!!!!!!!!" She yelled again. Rogue looked at her again, but before Ms Bitters could say anything, the lunch bell rang. Ms Bitters tightened and started to rappidly twitch and was about to yell again. All of the students, happy at the show they had just seen, filed out of the classroom, but just before Rogue left, she spoke.
"You know, you really shouldn't yell so much." She said. "That vein sticking out in your neck? It can't be good for you..."
TO BE CONTINUED.................
Aoi Jade: *Smiles a REALLY scary grin and guzzles down the last bit of her sixth cherry soda*
RogueStar: *Sweat Drops* You know, you could of shared that!
Aoi Jade: Noooo! It's MINE! *Hugs can*
RogueStar: *Sweat Drops Again* You've had enough! Gimme that!! *Goes to grab can, but Aoi Jade pulls it away, ect...ect....ect...
RogueStar: GIVE ME THAT!
Aoi Jade: NOOOOOOO! SUGAR IS NEI NEI'S FRIEND!!!!!
RogueStar: I don't care if it's Nei Nei's friend Jade! Give me it!
*The two authors contuinue to argue over the sugar water.*
RogueStar: Well...Thanks for....reading the 7th chapter, ow! I'd like to thank....Aoi Jade for the humor in this chapter....OW! Stay tuned for chapter 8~~~~!
*Aoi Jade tackles RogueStar, screaming about oatmeal.*