Disclaimer: Miake does not own YGO or any of its characters

Miake: I'm tired of thinking up funny disclaimers.

Yugi: I'm just tired.

Miake: Well this story is about you...and your hair.

Yugi: *sarcastically* Great.

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Joey: Ok, for the entire time I've known you Yugi, I've always wondered this...

Yugi: What?

Joey: HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT???

Tristan: Yeah, I was kinda wonderin' that myself.

Yugi: Well, actually it's a very interesting story.

Tea: *silently pulls up a chair and brings in a bowl of pop-corn*

Yugi: Ya see, when I was little--

Joey: You still are little.

Yugi: Can I continue?

Joey: Sorry.

Yugi: Anyway, when I was little I had an obsession with making little chains out of paperclips.

Miake: Oh my gosh me too!

Yugi: Ok, moving on. I had one of those big metal ones and I was playing with it in class.

Miake: Scary.

Yugi: SHUT UP MIAKE.

Miake: *tapes mouth shut*

Yugi: The kid behind me said "Hey Yugi, I dare you to stick that into the electrical socket"

Joey: Don't tell me...

Yugi: I thought, "what could it hurt!" I never did too good in science. I forgot that metal conducted electricity.

Tea: *spits out popcorn and cracks up*

Tristan: Eww, Tea that's gross.

Tea: Sorry.

Yugi: ANYWAY, I got electricuted and my hair was never the same again. I'm used to it now.

Yami: *sitting there silently*

Joey: *laughing* Ok, that's you...explain HIS hair *points to Yami*

Yami: I had a similar incident as a child.

Yugi: You were a child before electricity existed.

Yami: I stood outside in a lightning storm and I was wearing this chain around my neck *points to chain*.

Joey: You BOTH electricuted yourselfs? That's sad.

Miake: Maybe when you get electricuted it makes you good at Duel Monsters.

Yugi: I highly doubt that ALL great duelists electricuted themselves.

Miake: But you win all the time. That's the difference.

And that's the (unofficial) story of how Yugi got his hair.

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