Miake: Hello everyone. This is a disclaimer: I do not own YGO, I do not own Tristan's hair (thank goodness) and I do not own disclaimers.

Kaiba: And it would be good if she didn't own chocolate chip muffins because they're getting her on a sugar high.

Miake: *eats another muffin* What muffins?

Kaiba: *rolls eyes*

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Tristan: Ok, everyone's heard about Yugi and Yami's hair now I'm gonna tell you about mine.

Joey: Do we really want to know?

Tristan: Hey! *the two start fighting*

Tea: Break it up guys. I actually want to hear this.

Yugi: Yeah.

Tristan: AS I WAS SAYING!

Joey: Shut up.

Yami: Take your own advice.

Joey: HEY!

Tristan: Anyway, my hair used to be really long, and it used to be behind my head (as you all know it's in front of his head now). I really wanted a haircut but I didn't have any money.

Joey: HAH! You're more broke than me! At least I can afford a decent haircut.

Tristan: SHUT UP JOEY!

Joey: Sor-ry.

Tristan: Well, I tried to cut my hair but I couldn't see it because it was behind my head. So I brushed it forward and used a lot of gel to keep it from falling back. Unfortunatly it was in front of my eyes so I couldn't see what I was cutting.

Joey: Smart *rolls eyes*

Yugi: Joey, BE QUIET!

Tristan: THANK YOU! ANYWAY, I kept cutting until I could see in the mirror and it turned out like this *points to hair*

Tea: But why did you keep it that way?

Tristan: Well, I used a lot of gel and it was kind of stuck that way for a while and then I got used to it. It can be used as a weapon too.

Joey: I can just see it now, Attack of the Lethal Hair! Coming to a theatre near you next August.

Tristan: I WAS JOKING NITWIT!

Joey: Sorry. Not gonna mess with evil hair boy.

Tristan: Cut it out man.

Joey: Ohh, musn't annoy the kid with the hair from hell.

Tristan: I'm outta here.

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Miake: Well, that was officially weird.

Kaiba: My hair's normal so you don't have to write a chapter about me.

Miake: How did you get your hair?

Kaiba: I was born with it, next question.

Miake: *sigh* Nevermind.

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