Heero and Quatre.
Disclaimer – Don't own GW...doing this for fun...sort of.
-Begin Chapter-
Heero Yuy-Winner was at the wheel of a sleek blue Porsche. In the seat next to him was his husband, Quatre Yuy-Winner. Both dressed to the nines, the two young men were going for their anniversary dinner at a trendy downtown Boston restaurant. It was one of the rare nights when the got out of the house (both being something of a homebody). But there was a hitch.
H: "Are you sure that you want to do this Cat? You know we can walk into any place in town and get a table."
Q: "It's the only way. I think exorcising demons is a good thing."
H: "I know. You've helped me so much. I can't imagine being anywhere without you."
Q: "It's so strange how things turned out. And I want to see them anyway."
H: "Good enough. We're here."
Heero pulled up to the valet and exited the car. He smiled as he asked the attendant "You do know what will happen if you take our car on a joy ride, don't you?" Quatre smirked and slapped Heero on his arm and they entered the eatery. The attendant rushed back to his office to change his pants and take a Valium after peeing his pants.
Both Heero and Quatre were relieved to see that they were the first to arrive. Martinis and shrimp cocktail were ordered and the two settled down for the wait.
Q: "I never thought I'd have to pay for a ticket for Relena and her husband. I expected to for Trowa, so it was pleasantly surprising that I didn't have to."
T: "It's good that he found his nitch. I never thought it would be as an actor."
Q: "If actor is the term for it. He just needs to look pretty and stay hard. I hear he makes good use of Viagra."
With that, the couple had a good laugh. Duo Maxwell and Relena Maxwell-Peacecraft dressed reasonably well. Trowa Barton arrived alone in jeans and a sport coat. After the gusts had been seated, the conversation began.
D: "My, my. How the worm has turned. Shows you what a little money can do for a person."
Q: "You should know, Duo. Anyway, you and Relena look well fed, considering. Twinkies or beer the reason?"
Duo and Relena indeed both looked well fed. Duo, while still looking strong had put on about 35 pounds since the night he left Heero. And, yes, some of it had appeared as a gut. Relena looked like she was 5 months pregnant, which she wasn't.
D: "As you well know, Cat, we've had to change our lifestyles a bit after that little oil fiasco last year. I'm still amazed they made Relena resign. It's not like the Kingdom was bankrupt or anything. And if I do say so, my lovely wife has turned out to be a heck of a cook."
R: "Deep frying in lard's the secret for everything!"
H: "And it shows. And how about you Trowa? It looks like life's been treating you good, also."
T: "Yeah...was in town for a shoot. I think it's called "The British are Cumming" or something like that. Oh, there's the restroom. Anybody want to join me for a snort?"
D: "Ummm...don't mind if I do! I'll be back in a few!"
The two male guests left to get high and Relena remained behind. She looked at Quatre and Heero with a furious gaze that was belied by her reasonable tone.
R: "This is humiliating. You both know that we can't possibly afford coming to Earth on the money we make at Duo's scrap yard. And just when I've almost gotten Duo straight and sober, you have to invite that drugged up pervert to be here too. How could you?"
H: "We thought we might mend some fences."
R: "Right, like you care about anything but yourself and cutie pie Quatre. You two disgust me. By the way, how's my oil company doing?"
H: "It was never yours. It was Sanc's."
R: "Same thing and you know it. How'd you manage to get me found out?"
Q: "Believe it or not, Relena, we didn't do anything. You just didn't cover your tracks at all."
R: "Feeling superior are we, you wise ass little faggot?"
H: "Now hold on just one minute...."
Q: "It's okay Heero. Relena, you now Winner Corporation gets investigated by every government every year. If we didn't do things right, we'd go under so quick it wouldn't be funny. It's not my fault that Sanc's investigators got trained so well when you sicked them on us. I happen to think that what goes around comes around and you got bit in the ass by your own creation."
R: "Well I never...fuck you Quatre. It was you trying to get a pound of flesh from us. Are you proud of yourself?"
Q: "I've got Heero. That's the pound of flesh I need right there. After what you guys did to us, I would've gone to the ends of the Earth to bring you down. Heero's the one that kept me from doing it."
R: "So Hee-chan's the peacemaker in the family now? What did you do, neuter him?"
H: "No Relena. It's just that after what happened, I realized you mothers just weren't worth the time of day.
R: "Yeah...well we still get a kick out of what we did to you. It's worth all of the shit I've had to put up with since."
Q: "Why doesn't that surprise me?"
-End Chapter 1-
Note: Next chapter – What Relena, Duo and Trowa did.
Disclaimer – Don't own GW...doing this for fun...sort of.
-Begin Chapter-
Heero Yuy-Winner was at the wheel of a sleek blue Porsche. In the seat next to him was his husband, Quatre Yuy-Winner. Both dressed to the nines, the two young men were going for their anniversary dinner at a trendy downtown Boston restaurant. It was one of the rare nights when the got out of the house (both being something of a homebody). But there was a hitch.
H: "Are you sure that you want to do this Cat? You know we can walk into any place in town and get a table."
Q: "It's the only way. I think exorcising demons is a good thing."
H: "I know. You've helped me so much. I can't imagine being anywhere without you."
Q: "It's so strange how things turned out. And I want to see them anyway."
H: "Good enough. We're here."
Heero pulled up to the valet and exited the car. He smiled as he asked the attendant "You do know what will happen if you take our car on a joy ride, don't you?" Quatre smirked and slapped Heero on his arm and they entered the eatery. The attendant rushed back to his office to change his pants and take a Valium after peeing his pants.
Both Heero and Quatre were relieved to see that they were the first to arrive. Martinis and shrimp cocktail were ordered and the two settled down for the wait.
Q: "I never thought I'd have to pay for a ticket for Relena and her husband. I expected to for Trowa, so it was pleasantly surprising that I didn't have to."
T: "It's good that he found his nitch. I never thought it would be as an actor."
Q: "If actor is the term for it. He just needs to look pretty and stay hard. I hear he makes good use of Viagra."
With that, the couple had a good laugh. Duo Maxwell and Relena Maxwell-Peacecraft dressed reasonably well. Trowa Barton arrived alone in jeans and a sport coat. After the gusts had been seated, the conversation began.
D: "My, my. How the worm has turned. Shows you what a little money can do for a person."
Q: "You should know, Duo. Anyway, you and Relena look well fed, considering. Twinkies or beer the reason?"
Duo and Relena indeed both looked well fed. Duo, while still looking strong had put on about 35 pounds since the night he left Heero. And, yes, some of it had appeared as a gut. Relena looked like she was 5 months pregnant, which she wasn't.
D: "As you well know, Cat, we've had to change our lifestyles a bit after that little oil fiasco last year. I'm still amazed they made Relena resign. It's not like the Kingdom was bankrupt or anything. And if I do say so, my lovely wife has turned out to be a heck of a cook."
R: "Deep frying in lard's the secret for everything!"
H: "And it shows. And how about you Trowa? It looks like life's been treating you good, also."
T: "Yeah...was in town for a shoot. I think it's called "The British are Cumming" or something like that. Oh, there's the restroom. Anybody want to join me for a snort?"
D: "Ummm...don't mind if I do! I'll be back in a few!"
The two male guests left to get high and Relena remained behind. She looked at Quatre and Heero with a furious gaze that was belied by her reasonable tone.
R: "This is humiliating. You both know that we can't possibly afford coming to Earth on the money we make at Duo's scrap yard. And just when I've almost gotten Duo straight and sober, you have to invite that drugged up pervert to be here too. How could you?"
H: "We thought we might mend some fences."
R: "Right, like you care about anything but yourself and cutie pie Quatre. You two disgust me. By the way, how's my oil company doing?"
H: "It was never yours. It was Sanc's."
R: "Same thing and you know it. How'd you manage to get me found out?"
Q: "Believe it or not, Relena, we didn't do anything. You just didn't cover your tracks at all."
R: "Feeling superior are we, you wise ass little faggot?"
H: "Now hold on just one minute...."
Q: "It's okay Heero. Relena, you now Winner Corporation gets investigated by every government every year. If we didn't do things right, we'd go under so quick it wouldn't be funny. It's not my fault that Sanc's investigators got trained so well when you sicked them on us. I happen to think that what goes around comes around and you got bit in the ass by your own creation."
R: "Well I never...fuck you Quatre. It was you trying to get a pound of flesh from us. Are you proud of yourself?"
Q: "I've got Heero. That's the pound of flesh I need right there. After what you guys did to us, I would've gone to the ends of the Earth to bring you down. Heero's the one that kept me from doing it."
R: "So Hee-chan's the peacemaker in the family now? What did you do, neuter him?"
H: "No Relena. It's just that after what happened, I realized you mothers just weren't worth the time of day.
R: "Yeah...well we still get a kick out of what we did to you. It's worth all of the shit I've had to put up with since."
Q: "Why doesn't that surprise me?"
-End Chapter 1-
Note: Next chapter – What Relena, Duo and Trowa did.