Insults, Insults, Read all about it!!!
First of all, this is not a story. I repeat, this is not a story.
Hello, all you fellow blasters,
I'm currently starting a new HP story and I'm desperately in need of insults!!! If you have any good ones, please send them to me through the reviews.
BTW, I am trying to insult a papaya…long story, but it comes up throughout my fic. It is an important part of the humour. These insults would probably start around the fourth chapter, so look for them there.
Thanks for all your help!
Meloblaster
The Chief Blaster of the Universe
Dedicated to evoking priceless faces out of innocent bystanders
To All My Reviewers:
Thanks for all those reviews! It really made our day reading them.
Azaelian: I'm glad you our Snape gifts! Pharoahess and I thought they were funny too!
Snakecharmer: Thanx a lot!
Crystal Angel: Oh gees, thanx! We're not really that good. We just like to go psycho sometimes.
Jackie: I'm glad you liked it.
Kahil: Thanx for the enthusiasm! I'm dying to know how others would react to it. Would you give me some feedback on their reactions if you every make ppl sing it?
Askaban Canuck: Of course, my partner-in-crime. I can always count on her review. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how do you want to settle the CrimEye situation? Muggle or magical duel? I'm quite skilful with a badminton racket, you know…
BGA MEMBER #9834212344556532368866:
I'm sorry to disappoint you, Wilbert, but it is my duty to inform you that your flame has somehow found its way into the jaws of Askaban Canuck's and my black hole. You have my deepest condolences.
The Surgeon General:
I'm sorry to disappoint you Doc, but it is my duty to inform you that your flame has somehow found its way into the jaws of Askaban Canuck's and my black hole. You have my deepest condolences.
BTW, I would not contradict myself in the future if I were you. You said that reading and writing were hazardous to my health, and yet you took the liberty to visit Fanfiction.net and read what others have written. Or have you not noticed that Fanfiction.net is composed of stories?
You also took the time to write me such a long flame. Are you sure you're not the one with the illness? The Contradicting-Myself syndrome perhaps? My, my, for such a serious malady I would recommend an appointment with your psychiatrist ASAP.
Music Lover: What do you define as your preferred music category? If it is the tune you are after, I suggest you flame the guy who wrote the score for the original Twelve Days of Christmas. If it is the lyrics you find offending, then I would like to point out to you that most of the lyrics were in the original Twelve Days of Christmas. I was simply adapting the song to fit into the world of Harry Potter.
Queen Li: I am planning to start a chapter story now, but if I ever think of another crazy theme, I'll be sure to let you know. Thanx for reviewing!
SnapeMistress2002: Our first reviewer, Mishe!!! *Bouncing off the walls with joy* Thank you so much! You made your roommates mad? Congratulations! That's our mission in life, you know, pissing ppl off. Thank you, thank you, thank you once again!!!!
Meloblaster