Miake: Did you know that listening to loud music actually makes fanfiction easier to write.

Yami Bakura: Did you also know that you're clinically insane.

Mokuba: What's Yami Bakura doing here. Usually Kaiba does the opening with us.

Miake: Kaiba said he was tired of doing the opening.

Yami Bakura: So I decided to do it.

Mokuba: Ok, well, Miake doesn't own YGO so don't sue her.

Yami Bakura: Is that it? The opening is over?

Miake: Yup. Life just ain't fair.

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Joey: It's the next question I have on my long list of hair questions...why was Kaiba's hair green for a while?

Kaiba: Leave me out of your hair questions.

Joey: No, i want to know.

Kaiba: My green hair is none of your business.

Joey: I'm curious.

Kaiba: Well it's not green anymore so this isn't an issue.

Yugi: C'mon, I told about why my hair is funny colors.

Kaiba: If I get lucky Miake's hand will hurt too much to type the end of this chapter.

Miake: It hurts but I'll be able to finish the chapter.

Kaiba: *curses under his breath* I don't want to tell you why my hair was green.

Tea: It can't be THAT embarassing.

Kaiba: How do you know? It's not your hair.

Joey: Just answer the frickin' question.

Kaiba: What's with you and the hair questions anyway?

Bakura: Why don't you just tell us and get it over with.

Kaiba: No.

Miake: Please.

Kaiba: NO.

Joey: It can't be that bad.

Kaiba: Fine, but I'm only doing this so you all shut up.

Miake: And because my hand is hurting.

Kaiba: Ok, here's the story. I was tired of looking like all the other CEO's of huge companies. They all wore nice clothes and their hair was all normal. I WAS SICK OF FOLLOWING THE CONFORMITY!

Miake: Whoa, are you going to be ok?

Joey: Has he EVER been ok?

Kaiba: Shut up Joey. I decided one day I had to change. I had to be different. I went to the store and bought some green hair dye.

Mai: Why green?

Kaiba: It was on sale.

Mai: What does it matter??? You have enough money.

Kaiba: I didn't know what color to buy so I bought the thing on sale. I dyed my hair green. When I went to meetings everyone asked what happened to my hair. Like it was a bad thing. But I gained power from it, INNER STRENGTH!

Tea: I'm sorry but this is so...Un Kaiba-ish.

Miake: I think that was a tough time in his life.

Kaiba: After a while I got bored of the green and found out the I really didn't get any inner strangth and it was all a bunch of crap so I dyed my hair back to its original color.

Yugi: Wow.

Joey: Now was that so bad?

Kaiba: I don't like to talk about my past.

Miake: I don't either. I was an idiot back then.

Kaiba: And yet nothing has changed.

Miake: *sigh* And that concludes why Kaiba's hair was green.

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