.:Fun and crazy issues that come of eating year-old candy:.




Selphie: I'm a host! Not in the story, okay? But ya see... We got this -little- problem...

Tris: I HAVE BOOBS! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs around freakishly*

Libby: *shrungs* It's not so bad...

Tris: YOU'R NOT CARRYING 20 BAJILLION POUNDS ON YOUR CHEST!

Libby: Well I had to live with it for 16 years now, oKAY?

Tris: Don't tell me you were BORN with these?!

Libby: Nah, I ate a boob bean.

Tris: YOU MORON! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!

Selphie: *shrugs* Ok so here's are problem. Absolutly every single person in this fic is... Um... Opposite.

Libby: AGH! I gotsta pee! What do I do?

Selphie: Ok c'mon. I like bein a boy

Tris: O_o;;

Libby: O_o;;

Selphie: Can we start the fic or what?!


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Disclaimers: Omg! Omg! Omg! *dies*

Other disclaimers: Sorry... He's not used to boobies but me? I like 'em. ^^ Ok so... Selphie owns herself and Tris, Libby owns Libby and uh... Thats it. Darn. Too heavy. *dies*
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Yugi: I'm NOT doing this fic!

Yami: I think there pretty.

Seto: At least I can look at myself naked.

Mokuba: O.O;;;;;;;;;

Seto: Oh forget it. Ryou! Get out of that dang bathroom!

Bakura: No! *sob*

Yugi: Why are you all so eager to get into a dress?!

Yami: I think it suits me.

Seto: I'm on the in crowd. Thats all.

Yugi: But your a GUY!

Yami: Guys don't have masive...uh... water balloons!

Seto: Get OUT RYOU!

Bakura: Pink doesn't suit me.

Seto: You look fab so-- O.O;; Did I just say that?!

Mokuba: Se-to? What this? *poke poke* OWIE!

Seto: Don't touch that! It's sacrad!

Yugi: It's scary

Yami: It's tiny.

Mokuba: Meany! Back off! Where's Tea? I want her to see!

All: O_o;;

Mokuba: Whaaat? She's a girl!

Seto: Are you sure?

Tea: *enters* Whats wrong you guys?

All: AGH! DON'T SAY THAT!

Tea: Huh?

Yami: OMG. Your. still. a. girl.

Tea: Duh!

Yugi: Agh! That means your -really- a-a-a-a-a...

Tea: a?

Seto: Crossdresser! Run!

Mokuba: Tea! Look at me!

Tea: Yes Mokuba your cute but... WHAT ARE THOSE?!

*Joey and Tristan enter*

Joey: I like this dress ^^ *blush*

Seto: Finally! A free bathroom! *runs off*

Yami: BAKURA! Get out here now so I can change!!!

*A loud ear piercing scream is heard outside*

Tristan: Thats Mai!

Joey: Your what?

Tristan: Huh?

Joey: What?

Tristan: When?

Joey: Where?

Tristan: Why?

Yugi: MAI!!! *points*

Mai: *weakly* I'm...over... *faints*

Tea: So dramatic...

Joey: She's flat! *cries* Poor poor Mai!

Tristan: Your what?

Joey: Huh?

Bakura: Do I really have to come out?

All: YES!

Bakura: *walks out in a flowing pink gown*

Seto: *enters* Lovely Ryou but look at mine! Open back!

Yugi: You guys are acting like females!!!

Both: So?

Bakura: Am I pretty?

Mokuba: Yes Bakura. Very pretty.

Bakura: Thank you Mokuba. Your so nice. Would you care to come to the cosmetic counter with me?

Mokuba: I'd love too.

*Hand in hand they leave*

Yami: Ok, well, at least we're not THAT bad Yugi.

Yugi: Right right.

Rest: O.O;;

Seto: My poor brother.
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Libby: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING SELPH?!

Selphie: How should I know... Ima guy! Der!

Tris: Hey! You think it's fun bein a girl?!

Both: *nod*

Selphie: What should they ((readers and cast)) have to look foward too?

Tris: A cure.

Selphie: Not just yet.

Libby: A romance!

Selphie: Okay!

Tris: A dance!

Selphie: Okay!

Libby: Shopping!

Selphie: Okay!

Tris: Guest appearances and gifts!

Selphie: Okay!

Libby: A nap!

Selphie: Okay!