Miake: Finally I got around to updating this. Sorry for taking so long. I had so much STUFF! Evil teachers, HOW DARE THEY GIVE ME HOMEWORK!

Kaiba: They're alloud to.

Miake: I know. I was joking.

Kaiba: You have issues.

Yugi: Can I do the disclaimer?

Miake: Sure.

Yugi: Miake does not own YGO or my hair.

Miake: That was a very weird disclaimer.

Yugi: I know, but since this is about hair I thought I'd--

Miake: I get it.

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Joey: Pegasus, WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR HAIR, MAN!

Pegasus: First of all my hair is not "up". "Up" would be referring to little Yugi boy's hair.

Yugi: Can everyone please NOT make fun of my hair.

Joey: HE started it *points to Pegasus*

Pegasus: Actually YOU started it, but why worry about petty things such as that.

Joey: *confused* Um, ok?

Pegasus: But if you must know the story of my hair I shall tell it.

Tea: Ok.

Pegasus: When I was young, everyone had long hair. My hair was in a short crew cut. But it was the 70's I wanted to be HIP!

Tea: Oh my.

Pegasus: I hated my short hair. I LOOKED LIKE A MONKEY!

Kaiba: You still do.

Pegasus: SHUT UP!

Mokuba: Do excuse my brother.

Pegasus: Ok. Now my father said that I was to grow up to be a respectable young man who had short hair and wasn't a hippie. But that's not what I wanted.

Joey: Obviously because you're not respectable now.

Pegasus: Someone hurt him.

Joey: HEY!

Pegasus: When I moved out I grew my hair out long. Unfortunatly it wasn't the style anymore but I liked it.

Tristan: That explains that, but why is it white?

Pegasus: I always spent too much time tanning. The sun bleached my hair.

Miake: Oh gosh, Pegasus in a bathing suit IT BURNS IT BURNS! DON'T TELL ME THINGS THAT I CAN VISUALIZE IN MY SICK LITTLE MIND!

Pegasus: So don't visualize it.

Miake: *runs away in fear*

Pegasus: And that's how my hair came to be.

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Miake: That was really short. Sorry about that.

Kaiba: How much could you really write about Pegasus though.

Miake: My eyes still burn from that.

Kaiba: So imagine me in a bathing suit.

Miake: *tries not to drool*

Kaiba: That was meant to be sarcastic.

Miake: Oh.

Kaiba: *rolls eyes in disgust*