Duo: Why I Did It!
Disclaimer: See Chapter 1
-Begin Chapter-
Heero woke up in the hotel suite the morning after the second dinner with Duo, Relena and Trowa. He heard a slight murmur and rolled over and looked at his husband. As always in these situations, Heero's breath was almost taken away. As angelic as Cat almost always looked, the effect was always seemingly doubled when he was peacefully at sleep. While looking at that continence, it was easy to forget that Quatre had come up with the idea of the second dinner. It was after Heero had found a well hidden video file on his laptop. Both viewed the video together and they were somewhat shocked and saddened by what they saw.
The video began with Duo adjusting the camera and then smirking at it. He then spoke. "So you finally found this did you? I think I've hidden it well enough that I'll still be alive well after you view it. And the fact that you are looking at it means that I've won one of the longer standing bets I've had with Wufei. You do go back and look at your reports from the war. Damn you, I'll probably never be able to collect and it was $1000. Oh well, with the gig I'm getting with Relena I'll probably not need it."
It had taken Duo forever to find report file from Heero that was the same size as the video file. It was an easy matter of replacing the report file and changing the name of the video, but Duo had just finished with his work when Heero had walked into their room. Duo was especially 'loving' toward Heero in order to allow the laptop keys to return to room temperature. Heero had busted him once just by touching the keys 15 minutes after Duo had finished trying to hack the computer. It was one of Heero's special talents that nobody but Duo knew about.
Duo continued "Anyhow, if your watching this and don't have any idea what I'm talking about I'm in really bad trouble." Duo smiled for a moment, as if to give Heero a chance to close the file. "I think I proceed upon the assumption that you do. Obviously I've recorded this before the big breakup. God, I hope it was slash is going to be big. I mean, I've been planning this for six months. I don't know how much longer I can take playing your koi. Oh by the way, just for giggles, here's the day when I'm doing this." Duo moved and adjusted the camera so that it showed Heero's alarm clock, which happened to show the date as well as the time. Heero remembered having a meeting with Relena that afternoon. He had remarked to Duo that she had seemed prim and perkier than usual. Now he knew why.
Duo readjusted the camera and looked into the lens. "Yeah, Relena knows I'm doing this today. I told her while I was snogging her yesterday. She really, and I do mean really, appreciated the idea. Hell, she ever swallowed twice."
Both Heero and Quatre winced at the visual image the statement gave them.
"I'm sure you're wincing at the thought of Relena and me in the sack. Don't worry. You have a bigger dick than she does, though not much." Duo laughed at his joke. "Man, she could almost fuck me with that clit of hers. But enough something that I'd enjoy. How about talking about something I don't enjoy."
Quatre clicked the pause button on the video feed and looked at Heero. "Are you sure you want to continue watching this with me? I'll be more than happy to go if you're uncomfortable."
Heero smiled at his koi. Quatre's consideration was one of his more endearing qualities. "I'm sure he won't say anything that I can't take having you hear. I think you know enough about me to see if he's telling the truth or not."
Quatre nodded and then clicked on the play button.
Duo's rant continued. "How the hell I put up having you even touch me is something I'll never understand. Man, if I weren't such a horndog I'd not even get close to you. First off, the scars are just too much. I know I have some, but it looks like you have a fetish about them. Even that ugly one on your dick, heheheh."
Quatre had tended virtually every one of the wounds on Heero's body. He felt that Duo's comment was uncalled for. And Heero was cirumsized. Bid deal.
"Second is your getting off and then just turning over and going to sleep. At least have the courtesy to wait for the guy you're fucking to cum, too."
Quatre knew this was a lie.
"Third is your want of having sex only when you need it. You come back from a mission and jump me. I come back from a mission and you tell me to go to sleep. Damn it Yuy, you're not the only one who gets horny during missions."
Quatre had lost count of the number of times Duo had come back from a mission, grabbing Heero from whatever the Japanese pilot was doing and leading him to the bedroom, and sometimes not even leaving the room the other pilots were in. The young Arabian blushed slightly at the thought. Heero sat quietly watching the screen.
"And let's not even talk about the spandex you wear 24/7. Does laundry mean anything to you? At least Relena wears clean clothes."
Quatre chuckled. He was the one who did the laundry for all the pilots at the safe houses. He knew Heero wore a clean pair every day, sometimes two or three. He also knew Duo had only 2 pairs of pants, 3 shirts, 2 pair of underwear and 2 pair of ratty old socks. Cat looked back to the screen.
"And lest you think its simply a sex thing, there's your social manners."
Heero chuckled at the mention of his minimal social skills, although they were improving with Quatre's help.
"'Hn' is not a sentence."
Quatre chuckled at this one.
"'Coffee, NOW!' is not something that you say to your boyfriend. And let's not even mention that donut thing. And threatening to kill anyone who dares to talk to you when you're busy is just not a great way to make friends. I'm surprised you have any at all. Well, I'm not surprised about that whiny bitch Quatre."
It was Heero's turn to click the pause button. "Should we continue?"
"I'm actually finding this a fascinating exercise, my love." Quatre wasn't lying. He wanted to know what Duo thought of him. Heero kissed his love's forehead, turned toward the computer and clicked the play button.
Duo looked exasperated for the moment. "Man, I just don't get you and Cat. He's just the most pathetic, loathsome individual I've ever met. Yeah, I like his money. I like that a lot, but it's the only thing about him I can stand. I would say it's his money that you like, but you actually seem to like him. Fuck, Trowa can't even stand the little prick motherfucker."
Quatre shuddered slightly at this revelation.
"And if you don't believe me, just listen to him!"
Trowa appeared from off camera. Quatre realized that his ex had been in on the plan, probably from the very beginning. Heero looked at Quatre and squeezed his shoulder.
"Hiya Hee-chan!" Trowa smirked at his greeting. "All I can say is that Quatre drove me to do this." Trowa held up a small mirror with two lines of white powder on it. He took a short straw and used it to snort one of the lines. Duo then snorted the other. Trowa giggled as he put down the mirror, as if he had just thought of the funniest idea. "Hey Heero, remember those times you guys thought I had amnesia? Wrongo. Those were called benders. I did enough coke that I couldn't remember the little shit."
Heero felt slightly shocked at what he had just heard. Quatre shook his head slightly.
"You know Heero, there's a reason I call him 'little one' don't you? The only reason I let him bang me, besides the fact that he keeps me in blow, is that I can't feel a thing while he's doing it. He's got a little one." Trowa held his thumb and forefinger about 4 inches apart.
Heero hit the pause button because it was his turn to blush, remembering their morning activity. Quatre might not be gargantuan, but he was hung quite nicely. He turned to Cat, who was chuckling to himself. "I'm sorry Heero. But that's funny hearing it from Trowa. I'm at least this much longer than him." Quatre held his thumb and forefinger about an inch apart. Heero knew this was true because he had seen Trowa masturbating once.
"Another reason I'm glad I'm with you. You're even bigger than Duo!" Quatre knew this was true 'cause he had seen Duo on the couch with Heero on many occasions. Heero hit the play button.
"Y'know the first time we did anything, he gave me that sickening innocent puppy dog look and said 'So that's what I get hard for.' Man, I don't think he had ever even touched himself before. God knows, I wouldn't have, but like I say I like the long green." Trowa rubbed his fingers together. "God, I think he loves me. I wanna see his face when he realizes how much I loathe him."
Quatre smiled sadly. Trowa had received his wish.
Duo appeared back on screen, and was wearing only his thong underwear. "So Heero. Why did I do it? Simple. I just couldn't stand you as a lover or a person. Take a good look at my ass, babe. You're never gonna get any of it ever again." Duo laughed as he bent over and mooned the camera. He didn't pull up his thong as he looked into the camera one last time. "Now, for some real man to man sex." Trowa appeared on the screen, naked and knelt before Duo. "Don't worry. I'm gonna turn off the camera so you can't watch. Do you think I'm gonna let you get off on me again, ya little perv. Just get it through you head that I hate you and always have."
Trowa chimed in "And if Cat sees this, same to him from me."
"Have a nice life Heero. No, actually have a really shitty life." With his last sentence, Duo reached toward the camera and then the screen went blank.
Heero turned off his laptop and looked at Cat. Both had slightly sad expressions, but neither was suffering for what they had seen. Heero and Quatre had already done their mourning and they weren't going to waste any more on their ex's.
"So, what do you think Quatre?" Heero asked.
Quatre looked deep in thought and then suddenly smiled evilly. "I say let's invite Relena and them to dinner at the same restaurant where they left us."
Heero arched his left eyebrow slightly and listened to what his husband had to say. After Cat had finished, the young Japanese pilot smiled and agreed to the plan. He also reached over and kissed his husband passionately. He loved it when Quatre was being devious.
-End Chapter-
Disclaimer: See Chapter 1
-Begin Chapter-
Heero woke up in the hotel suite the morning after the second dinner with Duo, Relena and Trowa. He heard a slight murmur and rolled over and looked at his husband. As always in these situations, Heero's breath was almost taken away. As angelic as Cat almost always looked, the effect was always seemingly doubled when he was peacefully at sleep. While looking at that continence, it was easy to forget that Quatre had come up with the idea of the second dinner. It was after Heero had found a well hidden video file on his laptop. Both viewed the video together and they were somewhat shocked and saddened by what they saw.
The video began with Duo adjusting the camera and then smirking at it. He then spoke. "So you finally found this did you? I think I've hidden it well enough that I'll still be alive well after you view it. And the fact that you are looking at it means that I've won one of the longer standing bets I've had with Wufei. You do go back and look at your reports from the war. Damn you, I'll probably never be able to collect and it was $1000. Oh well, with the gig I'm getting with Relena I'll probably not need it."
It had taken Duo forever to find report file from Heero that was the same size as the video file. It was an easy matter of replacing the report file and changing the name of the video, but Duo had just finished with his work when Heero had walked into their room. Duo was especially 'loving' toward Heero in order to allow the laptop keys to return to room temperature. Heero had busted him once just by touching the keys 15 minutes after Duo had finished trying to hack the computer. It was one of Heero's special talents that nobody but Duo knew about.
Duo continued "Anyhow, if your watching this and don't have any idea what I'm talking about I'm in really bad trouble." Duo smiled for a moment, as if to give Heero a chance to close the file. "I think I proceed upon the assumption that you do. Obviously I've recorded this before the big breakup. God, I hope it was slash is going to be big. I mean, I've been planning this for six months. I don't know how much longer I can take playing your koi. Oh by the way, just for giggles, here's the day when I'm doing this." Duo moved and adjusted the camera so that it showed Heero's alarm clock, which happened to show the date as well as the time. Heero remembered having a meeting with Relena that afternoon. He had remarked to Duo that she had seemed prim and perkier than usual. Now he knew why.
Duo readjusted the camera and looked into the lens. "Yeah, Relena knows I'm doing this today. I told her while I was snogging her yesterday. She really, and I do mean really, appreciated the idea. Hell, she ever swallowed twice."
Both Heero and Quatre winced at the visual image the statement gave them.
"I'm sure you're wincing at the thought of Relena and me in the sack. Don't worry. You have a bigger dick than she does, though not much." Duo laughed at his joke. "Man, she could almost fuck me with that clit of hers. But enough something that I'd enjoy. How about talking about something I don't enjoy."
Quatre clicked the pause button on the video feed and looked at Heero. "Are you sure you want to continue watching this with me? I'll be more than happy to go if you're uncomfortable."
Heero smiled at his koi. Quatre's consideration was one of his more endearing qualities. "I'm sure he won't say anything that I can't take having you hear. I think you know enough about me to see if he's telling the truth or not."
Quatre nodded and then clicked on the play button.
Duo's rant continued. "How the hell I put up having you even touch me is something I'll never understand. Man, if I weren't such a horndog I'd not even get close to you. First off, the scars are just too much. I know I have some, but it looks like you have a fetish about them. Even that ugly one on your dick, heheheh."
Quatre had tended virtually every one of the wounds on Heero's body. He felt that Duo's comment was uncalled for. And Heero was cirumsized. Bid deal.
"Second is your getting off and then just turning over and going to sleep. At least have the courtesy to wait for the guy you're fucking to cum, too."
Quatre knew this was a lie.
"Third is your want of having sex only when you need it. You come back from a mission and jump me. I come back from a mission and you tell me to go to sleep. Damn it Yuy, you're not the only one who gets horny during missions."
Quatre had lost count of the number of times Duo had come back from a mission, grabbing Heero from whatever the Japanese pilot was doing and leading him to the bedroom, and sometimes not even leaving the room the other pilots were in. The young Arabian blushed slightly at the thought. Heero sat quietly watching the screen.
"And let's not even talk about the spandex you wear 24/7. Does laundry mean anything to you? At least Relena wears clean clothes."
Quatre chuckled. He was the one who did the laundry for all the pilots at the safe houses. He knew Heero wore a clean pair every day, sometimes two or three. He also knew Duo had only 2 pairs of pants, 3 shirts, 2 pair of underwear and 2 pair of ratty old socks. Cat looked back to the screen.
"And lest you think its simply a sex thing, there's your social manners."
Heero chuckled at the mention of his minimal social skills, although they were improving with Quatre's help.
"'Hn' is not a sentence."
Quatre chuckled at this one.
"'Coffee, NOW!' is not something that you say to your boyfriend. And let's not even mention that donut thing. And threatening to kill anyone who dares to talk to you when you're busy is just not a great way to make friends. I'm surprised you have any at all. Well, I'm not surprised about that whiny bitch Quatre."
It was Heero's turn to click the pause button. "Should we continue?"
"I'm actually finding this a fascinating exercise, my love." Quatre wasn't lying. He wanted to know what Duo thought of him. Heero kissed his love's forehead, turned toward the computer and clicked the play button.
Duo looked exasperated for the moment. "Man, I just don't get you and Cat. He's just the most pathetic, loathsome individual I've ever met. Yeah, I like his money. I like that a lot, but it's the only thing about him I can stand. I would say it's his money that you like, but you actually seem to like him. Fuck, Trowa can't even stand the little prick motherfucker."
Quatre shuddered slightly at this revelation.
"And if you don't believe me, just listen to him!"
Trowa appeared from off camera. Quatre realized that his ex had been in on the plan, probably from the very beginning. Heero looked at Quatre and squeezed his shoulder.
"Hiya Hee-chan!" Trowa smirked at his greeting. "All I can say is that Quatre drove me to do this." Trowa held up a small mirror with two lines of white powder on it. He took a short straw and used it to snort one of the lines. Duo then snorted the other. Trowa giggled as he put down the mirror, as if he had just thought of the funniest idea. "Hey Heero, remember those times you guys thought I had amnesia? Wrongo. Those were called benders. I did enough coke that I couldn't remember the little shit."
Heero felt slightly shocked at what he had just heard. Quatre shook his head slightly.
"You know Heero, there's a reason I call him 'little one' don't you? The only reason I let him bang me, besides the fact that he keeps me in blow, is that I can't feel a thing while he's doing it. He's got a little one." Trowa held his thumb and forefinger about 4 inches apart.
Heero hit the pause button because it was his turn to blush, remembering their morning activity. Quatre might not be gargantuan, but he was hung quite nicely. He turned to Cat, who was chuckling to himself. "I'm sorry Heero. But that's funny hearing it from Trowa. I'm at least this much longer than him." Quatre held his thumb and forefinger about an inch apart. Heero knew this was true because he had seen Trowa masturbating once.
"Another reason I'm glad I'm with you. You're even bigger than Duo!" Quatre knew this was true 'cause he had seen Duo on the couch with Heero on many occasions. Heero hit the play button.
"Y'know the first time we did anything, he gave me that sickening innocent puppy dog look and said 'So that's what I get hard for.' Man, I don't think he had ever even touched himself before. God knows, I wouldn't have, but like I say I like the long green." Trowa rubbed his fingers together. "God, I think he loves me. I wanna see his face when he realizes how much I loathe him."
Quatre smiled sadly. Trowa had received his wish.
Duo appeared back on screen, and was wearing only his thong underwear. "So Heero. Why did I do it? Simple. I just couldn't stand you as a lover or a person. Take a good look at my ass, babe. You're never gonna get any of it ever again." Duo laughed as he bent over and mooned the camera. He didn't pull up his thong as he looked into the camera one last time. "Now, for some real man to man sex." Trowa appeared on the screen, naked and knelt before Duo. "Don't worry. I'm gonna turn off the camera so you can't watch. Do you think I'm gonna let you get off on me again, ya little perv. Just get it through you head that I hate you and always have."
Trowa chimed in "And if Cat sees this, same to him from me."
"Have a nice life Heero. No, actually have a really shitty life." With his last sentence, Duo reached toward the camera and then the screen went blank.
Heero turned off his laptop and looked at Cat. Both had slightly sad expressions, but neither was suffering for what they had seen. Heero and Quatre had already done their mourning and they weren't going to waste any more on their ex's.
"So, what do you think Quatre?" Heero asked.
Quatre looked deep in thought and then suddenly smiled evilly. "I say let's invite Relena and them to dinner at the same restaurant where they left us."
Heero arched his left eyebrow slightly and listened to what his husband had to say. After Cat had finished, the young Japanese pilot smiled and agreed to the plan. He also reached over and kissed his husband passionately. He loved it when Quatre was being devious.
-End Chapter-