I can't believe I actually posted this. Ah, the things boredom will drive you to do.

Left untitled due to lack of ideas...

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yugi, Walter(In case you didn't know, Walter = Yami
Yugi), Bakura, Henry (Bakura's spirit), Mr Moto, or any other Yu-Gi-Oh character. They
belong to the people who own Yu-Gi-Oh. Maya, Alesha, and Isis belong to my friend
Stephanie. Yoshi Belongs to Nintendo. Zora and Devlin are mine! You touch, and I will
be forced to come after you with the blunt end of a butter knife.

Zora: Hmm...

Yugi: Hmm...

Walter: Hmm...

Bakura: Hmm...

Henry: Hmm...

Mr. Moto (thunder, dramatic music, etc...): Hmm...

Mokuba: Hmm...

Devlin: Hmm...

Kaiba: Hmm...

Pegasus: Hmm...

Edwin: Hmm...

Isis: Hmm...

Maya: Hmm...

Alesha: Hmm...

Bandit Keith: Hmm...

Mai: Hmm...

Dark Magician: Hmm...

Zora: Wait a minute...

Dark Magician: *looks around* What? Me?

Zora: Yes, you!

Dark Magician: What?

Zora: What what?

Dark Magician: Why are we waiting?

Zora: Because of you.

Dark Magician: Why?

Zora: It's just... it's just not right, OK?

Dark Magician: Well...why not?

Zora: It's... it's just not, OK?

Dark Magician: I...I can't...

Zora: Huh?

Dark Magician: I can't think of any good comebacks! *starts crying*

Zora: Umm...

Yugi: Now you've done it!

Walter: You made the Dark Magician cry!

Zora: I didn't do it!

Devlin: Of course you did. You always end up wrecking something.

Zora: Fine, fine...*goes over to the Dark Magician* It's OK, it happens to the best of us.

Dark Magician: Really? I'm not a total loser?

Walter: *under his breath* well, not total...

Zora: *glares at Walter for a second* No. You're not a loser.

Dark Magician: You really don't think I'm a loser?

Zora: Now what made you think I did?

Dark Magician: Oh, thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!* huggles Zora*

Zora: ... Help?

Joey: Hmm...

Tea: Hmm...

Zora: C'mon! This isn't funny!

Walter: Hmm...

Yugi: Hmm...

Devlin: Hmm...

Mr. Moto (thunder, dramatic music, etc...)

Yugi: ...this tastes like...rattlesnake...

Zora: OK. In case you guys didn't noticed, I'm being hugged by a Duel monster!

Dark Magician: *still huggling* I'm you're new boyfriend!

Mai: Wait...the Dark Magician's a guy?

Yugi: I guess...

Walter: I always call him "him".

Everyone except Walter, Zora, And the Dark Magician: *agrees*

Zora: WAIT!

Everyone: *stops*

Zora: He can't be my boyfriend!

Dark Magician: *on the verge of tears* ...You DO think I'm a loser! I knew it!

Zora: NO! I have I boyfriend!

Dark Magician: It's him! *points staff at Random person #1, Kevin Rowlett...stop thinking
dirty!* I knew it!

Kevin: Dear God, no.

Yugi: In other words...

Walter: He'd rather have hid head stapled to the wall...

Joey: Or be eaten by rabid mongooses?...mongeese...

Mr. Moto: or be trampled to death by deer ticks...

Bakura: or...

Zora: We get the point!

Dark Magician: Then who is it, then?

Henry: That dinosaur guy...I forget his name...

Dark Magician: Barney?

Yugi: No, Yoshi!

Dark Magician: Oh...excuse me...*runs off*

Zora: Now where's he off to?

(heard in the distance) Yoshi: owowowowowowow...ack...

Dark Magician: *runs back in* You no longer have a boyfriend. *Huggles Zora* Now
you do.

Zora: ...

Yugi: anyway...hmm...

Walter: Hmm...

Bakura: Hmm...

Henry: Hmm...

Mr. Moto (thunder, dramatic music, etc...): Hmm...

Mokuba: Hmm...

Devlin: Hmm...

Kaiba: Hmm...

Pegasus: Hmm...

Edwin: Hmm...

Isis: Hmm...

Maya: Hmm...

Alesha: Hmm...

Bandit Keith: Hmm...

Mai: Hmm...

Dark Magician: *still hugging Zora*

Zora: hmm...

God, that was so retarded...flame away.