"Mido, how can you let him treat me like that. He is my Hero of Time not
Manksophs!" Saria yelled as she marched off.
"I'm glad Link turned into Galahad, Night of the Round Table. Now Saria is all mine," Mido whispered as he comtemplated some weird, always-gonna-fail plan.
-***-
Meanwhile, Galahad was wooing(a/n:I'm not sure what that really means but they use it in Shakespeare so it must fit in with the Galahad thingy.) Manksoph on the way to Hyrule Castle.
They arrived to find Zelda waiting. Without a word being spoken, Galahad could tell that Manksoph and Zelda were diffenitly not hitting it off. He tried to start a conversation, "So can you believe the weather lately, it has been raining forever," Galahad said, hinting them to talk.
"I love the rain," Maksoph declared, "it makes me feel so powerful."
"I love the rain so much now," Galahad mumbled almost as if in a trance.
"Link, how can you like her? She is so ugly and just- ewwwww look at the dirt underneath her fingernails," Zelda pointed out.
"Who is this Link? If you are referring to me, myself, or I than you must be speaking to Galahad, Night of the Round Table. If you are than you will not dare to insult Lady Manksoph, the new Kokiri of the forest."
"Mmph," Zelda grumbled as she crawled back to her room in the castle. Soon Impa came out to see what all the fuss was about to find Galahad teaching Manksoph how to use a bow and arrow. He was even letting her borrow his ocarina. 'That Kokiri looks so familiar' Impa thought 'Where have I seen her before?'
-***-
Back in the Kokiri Forest Saria was sitting in the Sacred Meadow wondering why her boyfriend (a/n: Saria and Link, Galahad, were in Love) would ditch her all of a sudden to be with Manksoph. Manksoph seemed to be cruel, cold- hearted, and just plain rude, but Galahad saw her as a beauty in green.
Saria had to win back Galahad, but how? She decided that if she could show Galahad Manksoph's evil side Galahad would ban Manksoph from the Forest and come back to his senses. She knew her plan would work, but knew she would need some help so she went to visit the Know-It-Alls because they knew it all. After telling them her plan they set to work.
-***-
Galahad took Manksoph to Lon Lon Ranch because he thought that every beauty should have a beautiful mount. When they arrived Malon was very cautious to let them in, she seemed very weary and frightened. All the less, she invited them in and let Manksoph look around as she invited Galahad inside.
"So Link, how have things been going? I hear that you killed Ganadorf some time ago." That word, Ganandorf, it seemed so familiar to Galahad. He saw a brief flashback.
-***-
A young man holding an extremely powerful sword made a quick slash at a man. The man's body flew back and blinked red a few times before collapsing to the ground. The young man was victorious. A person wrapped in white cloth with blond bangs came over to congradulate the man. After a flash of smoke and a blinding light the person disappeared to leave Zelda in the smoke cloud.
"Link, you have beaten Ganandorf. What are you going to do now?" Zelda asked.
"I'm going to Disney World," Link replied.
"No really what are you going to do?"
"I'm not sure, but how did you and Sheik switch places. I think Impa is going to be a little scared with that."
"You never were too bright. In fact, you were one of the stupidest people I know. I mean you accepted this quest didn't you? I am Sheik, Shiek is me."
"Shiek? Then what did you do with Zelda? Did you eat her? I knew you couldn't be trusted. Zelda, are you in there? I'll slash you out in a minute."
"You idiot, son't do that. I am Zelda. I have been disguised as Shiek for now in some sort of video-game plot."
"OH, I see. Well, I have to go see Saria now, but I will visit you later, much later"
"I heard that!" Link played Saria's Song on his ocarina and was warped away to see her.
-***-
"Oh my gosh" Galahad exclaimed "I'm Link."
"I'm glad Link turned into Galahad, Night of the Round Table. Now Saria is all mine," Mido whispered as he comtemplated some weird, always-gonna-fail plan.
-***-
Meanwhile, Galahad was wooing(a/n:I'm not sure what that really means but they use it in Shakespeare so it must fit in with the Galahad thingy.) Manksoph on the way to Hyrule Castle.
They arrived to find Zelda waiting. Without a word being spoken, Galahad could tell that Manksoph and Zelda were diffenitly not hitting it off. He tried to start a conversation, "So can you believe the weather lately, it has been raining forever," Galahad said, hinting them to talk.
"I love the rain," Maksoph declared, "it makes me feel so powerful."
"I love the rain so much now," Galahad mumbled almost as if in a trance.
"Link, how can you like her? She is so ugly and just- ewwwww look at the dirt underneath her fingernails," Zelda pointed out.
"Who is this Link? If you are referring to me, myself, or I than you must be speaking to Galahad, Night of the Round Table. If you are than you will not dare to insult Lady Manksoph, the new Kokiri of the forest."
"Mmph," Zelda grumbled as she crawled back to her room in the castle. Soon Impa came out to see what all the fuss was about to find Galahad teaching Manksoph how to use a bow and arrow. He was even letting her borrow his ocarina. 'That Kokiri looks so familiar' Impa thought 'Where have I seen her before?'
-***-
Back in the Kokiri Forest Saria was sitting in the Sacred Meadow wondering why her boyfriend (a/n: Saria and Link, Galahad, were in Love) would ditch her all of a sudden to be with Manksoph. Manksoph seemed to be cruel, cold- hearted, and just plain rude, but Galahad saw her as a beauty in green.
Saria had to win back Galahad, but how? She decided that if she could show Galahad Manksoph's evil side Galahad would ban Manksoph from the Forest and come back to his senses. She knew her plan would work, but knew she would need some help so she went to visit the Know-It-Alls because they knew it all. After telling them her plan they set to work.
-***-
Galahad took Manksoph to Lon Lon Ranch because he thought that every beauty should have a beautiful mount. When they arrived Malon was very cautious to let them in, she seemed very weary and frightened. All the less, she invited them in and let Manksoph look around as she invited Galahad inside.
"So Link, how have things been going? I hear that you killed Ganadorf some time ago." That word, Ganandorf, it seemed so familiar to Galahad. He saw a brief flashback.
-***-
A young man holding an extremely powerful sword made a quick slash at a man. The man's body flew back and blinked red a few times before collapsing to the ground. The young man was victorious. A person wrapped in white cloth with blond bangs came over to congradulate the man. After a flash of smoke and a blinding light the person disappeared to leave Zelda in the smoke cloud.
"Link, you have beaten Ganandorf. What are you going to do now?" Zelda asked.
"I'm going to Disney World," Link replied.
"No really what are you going to do?"
"I'm not sure, but how did you and Sheik switch places. I think Impa is going to be a little scared with that."
"You never were too bright. In fact, you were one of the stupidest people I know. I mean you accepted this quest didn't you? I am Sheik, Shiek is me."
"Shiek? Then what did you do with Zelda? Did you eat her? I knew you couldn't be trusted. Zelda, are you in there? I'll slash you out in a minute."
"You idiot, son't do that. I am Zelda. I have been disguised as Shiek for now in some sort of video-game plot."
"OH, I see. Well, I have to go see Saria now, but I will visit you later, much later"
"I heard that!" Link played Saria's Song on his ocarina and was warped away to see her.
-***-
"Oh my gosh" Galahad exclaimed "I'm Link."