Gir the Crazy Sir
Sing to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim

You know Sir # 1, and Sir # 2, Sir # 3, Sir # 4, Sir # 5, Sir # 6, Sir # 7, and Sir # 8.

But do you recall the craziest Sir of them all?

Gir the Crazy Sir,(Sir)
Had a little rubber pig,
And if you ever saw it, (saw it)
You would even say it squeaked.

All of the other Sirs,
used to laugh and call him names,
they never let poor Gir,
join in any Sir games.

Then on night of Impending Doom 2,
The Tallest came to say,
"Zim with your secret misson,"
"Take this 'advanced' Sir with you."

The Zim got really annoyed,
As Gir shouted out the Doom Song,
Gir the crazy Sir,
Your the craziest Sir in history.