All I Want For Christmas
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except this parody!
Note: This is from GIR's point of view!
Everybody stops
and stares at me
my guidence chip is
gone as you can see
I don't know want
to blame my master for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
is to be a mongoose,
is to be a mongoose!

Gee, if I could only I
could be a mongoose,
then I could be with you
"Merry Christmas."
It seems so long since I asked master,
"Can I be a mongoose dog?"

Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
able to eat snakes like the guys on T.V

All I want for Christmas
is to be a mongoose,
is to be a mongoose.
Gee, if I could only I
could be a mongoose
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas!"

Zims's Voice in Background: "Gir! Stop that ridiculous singing about mongooses and that human holiday!!!"

*Note: Yes, I know it's lame, but I had to leave to go on a vacation today and my dad was yelling at everyone to get on the car. Sorry if it seems rushed.*