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Chapter Two - What is it?
Wakka groaned. He was in the delivery room, wincing with every contraction.
"Now I see how it must feel for Yuna and Lulu to have kids," he moaned.
Yuna looked worried. "How is it going to come out? And for one thing - this is scientifically impossible! Wakka doesn't have a uterus! And neither does he have a hole for the baby to come out of!"
Tidus looked over, smirking. "SCIENCE? Who cares abouts science? We use magic and materia! Talk about scientifically impossible!"
Wakka cried out. "HEY - I THINK I'M HAVING IT!"
Yuna leaned closer and took Wakka's hand. The doctor rushed in, laughing and talking on her cell phone. Yuna looked up, glaring, and the doctor put the cell phone away.
"Well now, what a strange incident," said the doctor. "A male having a child - I'm surprised the press isn't here!"
Yuna shook her head. "No time for that - it's coming!"
~This is a point in the story we must interrupt - for noting the fact that Yuna WAS right, something like this is scientifically impossible, and if you have proof of a human male giving birth to a child, we would like you to SCREAM and question humanity. That is all, thank you!~
The doctor began taking out the baby. She announced, "I can see it's..." complete silence. "Err...what would you call that?"
Wakka opened his eyes. "Come on! Please say it's normal!"
Yuna became impatient. "No, no no! Just get it out now, and we can question it later!"
The doctor shrugged, and continued helping the baby out. (Please do not ask how it managed to get out.)
Eventually the baby was completely out, and the doctor hurried to wrap up the green, hairy, bug-eyed, fat THING that came out.
"Is he healthy?" Asked Wakka with a sigh, finally relaxing.
Yuna just stared.
Tidus just stared.
The doctor just stared.
The baby chocobo just stared back.
Chapter Two - What is it?
Wakka groaned. He was in the delivery room, wincing with every contraction.
"Now I see how it must feel for Yuna and Lulu to have kids," he moaned.
Yuna looked worried. "How is it going to come out? And for one thing - this is scientifically impossible! Wakka doesn't have a uterus! And neither does he have a hole for the baby to come out of!"
Tidus looked over, smirking. "SCIENCE? Who cares abouts science? We use magic and materia! Talk about scientifically impossible!"
Wakka cried out. "HEY - I THINK I'M HAVING IT!"
Yuna leaned closer and took Wakka's hand. The doctor rushed in, laughing and talking on her cell phone. Yuna looked up, glaring, and the doctor put the cell phone away.
"Well now, what a strange incident," said the doctor. "A male having a child - I'm surprised the press isn't here!"
Yuna shook her head. "No time for that - it's coming!"
~This is a point in the story we must interrupt - for noting the fact that Yuna WAS right, something like this is scientifically impossible, and if you have proof of a human male giving birth to a child, we would like you to SCREAM and question humanity. That is all, thank you!~
The doctor began taking out the baby. She announced, "I can see it's..." complete silence. "Err...what would you call that?"
Wakka opened his eyes. "Come on! Please say it's normal!"
Yuna became impatient. "No, no no! Just get it out now, and we can question it later!"
The doctor shrugged, and continued helping the baby out. (Please do not ask how it managed to get out.)
Eventually the baby was completely out, and the doctor hurried to wrap up the green, hairy, bug-eyed, fat THING that came out.
"Is he healthy?" Asked Wakka with a sigh, finally relaxing.
Yuna just stared.
Tidus just stared.
The doctor just stared.
The baby chocobo just stared back.