Chapter Three - Kweh!

"Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh! Kweh!"

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".Kweh!"

Wakka sat up and groaned, partly from pain of his previous childbirth, and partly from the noise. "Ughhhhhh! Will SOMEONE get the little *bleep* to shut up?!?!?"'

Tidus and Yuna were getting busy in the next room, so they didn't hear a word Wakka said.

Wakka got out of bed, still groaning and clutching his stomach, and limped over to the baby chocobo. He picked it up, held it firmly in his arms, and slapped it on the back. It hiccupped.

Wakka sighed, now that the baby was silent. He set the baby chocobo back down and went back to the bed. He fell asleep.

-30 minutes later-

"KWEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Wakka sat up and blinked. He stared across the room. Standing there, with her hands up for protection, and being nearly pecked to death by the chocobo, was a girl with straight black hair, a long blue dress, and blue arm warmers on her arms.

A stranger, a woman, had gotten in. They didn't know how; (but it should be obvious to them - they left their door unlocked!) Wakka looked at the woman (who you can now guess is Rinoa Heartilly from FF8), and reached down to the side of his bed.

"H-hey, call your guard bird off!" cried Rinoa, backing up against the wall. She flung her foot out weakly to fend off the baby bird, but nothing worked. It kept coming back. "Kweh! Kwehh!? Kwehhhhhhhhh!?!?!?!"

Wakka reached down and pulled out his gun. He fired at Rinoa, shouting, "Get - out - of - my - house!" (.chapter four coming soon.)