Chapter Five - Gil Thief
"What the?!?" cried Yuna, opening up the door, practically screaming. She had heard the gunshots, and was holding bedsheets over her in a frenzy to see what was going on.
"My god! Wakka, stop firing that gun! And woman, who are you?!?" Yuna stared Rinoa.
Rinoa glared. "I've come to steal your gil, that's all!"
Tidus emerged from the room as well. "People, people," he said calmly. "Can we just be friends here? I don't want Yuna to bother you people right now. Sooo - calm it down a little bit!" Tidus tugged on Yuna's arm, but Yuna refused to budge.
"I sense something - Yunalesca tells me that you're a sorceress! And a summoner as well!" Yuna glared back at Rinoa.
Rinoa smirked and crossed her arms. "So what?"
"Well...? Why are you here to steal our gil? Can't you win any gil from battles? Don't you battle?"
Rinoa shook her head, and lowered it. "No...since the Galbadian War ended...Squall ditched me for a hot chick in Galbadia (the woman walking down the street with the poodle near the mansion and a bridge!) and I've been struggling to make it on my own since then. Sorceresses don't go over well on Gaia, it seems."
Tidus rolled his eyes sarcastically. "Yeah, yeah yeah, we don't care, blah blah blah. Come on Yuna, get in here!" Tidus tugged on Yuna's arm again, but Yuna ignored him.
"So why'd you pick our house to steal gil from?" asked Yuna.
"Because...Shiva told me you had Aeons in too - you are the master summoner I suppose?" Rinoa asked Yuna.
"Yup."
"Well...can I borrow some Aeons?"
"No."
"Aww..."
"Fine, I'll just be in here by myself!" Shouted Tidus, going back into the room and slamming the door.
A few moments later, groaning sounds and more groaning could be heard. "Ohh.....Tidus......ohhhhhhhh man, you sure satisfy yourself...."
Yuna put a finger up, still using the other hand to hold the bedsheets up. "One moment." She turned around, opened the door, and looked in. Tidus was caressing his back slowly, running his hands through his hair passionately, and kissing his arms, and twisting himself into various sensual positions, still groaning.
Yuna glared at Tidus now. "Can you cut it out?!?!?"
Tidus didn't look up, but paused his groaning to respond, "Not until you join me, honey."
Yuna shook her head and slammed the door, walking back out.
The groaning got louder.
Yuna looked at Rinoa again, while Choco was pecking its beak at the wooden walls of its crib and flapping its baby wings furiously to get out and fly an attack at Rinoa. Rinoa looked up. "Sorry I broke in," she said, embarrassed.
"Hmph. It's okay. But next time -" Yuna looked out the window and pointed to a house across the street (which coincidentally was Zidane and Garnet's house), "Jack up that house over there."
Rinoa shrugged and nodded. "Thanks. Oh, and thanks for not calling the police."
Rinoa ran over to the window, flung it open, and leaped out. She ran across the street and pried open the window.
Yuna laughed, then turned back around. "Now if you'll excuse me..." Yuna hurried to shut and lock the windows first, then ran around locking all the doors. Finally she came back upstairs and went to Tidus's room. "I'll continue to enjoy myself in here." She shut the door and continued her business.
Wakka sighed and put his gun away. He hadn't said a word during that whole conversation, but it was best, because he hadn't known what to say. He simply looked at Choco lovingly for a moment, then layed back down and went to sleep again.
"What the?!?" cried Yuna, opening up the door, practically screaming. She had heard the gunshots, and was holding bedsheets over her in a frenzy to see what was going on.
"My god! Wakka, stop firing that gun! And woman, who are you?!?" Yuna stared Rinoa.
Rinoa glared. "I've come to steal your gil, that's all!"
Tidus emerged from the room as well. "People, people," he said calmly. "Can we just be friends here? I don't want Yuna to bother you people right now. Sooo - calm it down a little bit!" Tidus tugged on Yuna's arm, but Yuna refused to budge.
"I sense something - Yunalesca tells me that you're a sorceress! And a summoner as well!" Yuna glared back at Rinoa.
Rinoa smirked and crossed her arms. "So what?"
"Well...? Why are you here to steal our gil? Can't you win any gil from battles? Don't you battle?"
Rinoa shook her head, and lowered it. "No...since the Galbadian War ended...Squall ditched me for a hot chick in Galbadia (the woman walking down the street with the poodle near the mansion and a bridge!) and I've been struggling to make it on my own since then. Sorceresses don't go over well on Gaia, it seems."
Tidus rolled his eyes sarcastically. "Yeah, yeah yeah, we don't care, blah blah blah. Come on Yuna, get in here!" Tidus tugged on Yuna's arm again, but Yuna ignored him.
"So why'd you pick our house to steal gil from?" asked Yuna.
"Because...Shiva told me you had Aeons in too - you are the master summoner I suppose?" Rinoa asked Yuna.
"Yup."
"Well...can I borrow some Aeons?"
"No."
"Aww..."
"Fine, I'll just be in here by myself!" Shouted Tidus, going back into the room and slamming the door.
A few moments later, groaning sounds and more groaning could be heard. "Ohh.....Tidus......ohhhhhhhh man, you sure satisfy yourself...."
Yuna put a finger up, still using the other hand to hold the bedsheets up. "One moment." She turned around, opened the door, and looked in. Tidus was caressing his back slowly, running his hands through his hair passionately, and kissing his arms, and twisting himself into various sensual positions, still groaning.
Yuna glared at Tidus now. "Can you cut it out?!?!?"
Tidus didn't look up, but paused his groaning to respond, "Not until you join me, honey."
Yuna shook her head and slammed the door, walking back out.
The groaning got louder.
Yuna looked at Rinoa again, while Choco was pecking its beak at the wooden walls of its crib and flapping its baby wings furiously to get out and fly an attack at Rinoa. Rinoa looked up. "Sorry I broke in," she said, embarrassed.
"Hmph. It's okay. But next time -" Yuna looked out the window and pointed to a house across the street (which coincidentally was Zidane and Garnet's house), "Jack up that house over there."
Rinoa shrugged and nodded. "Thanks. Oh, and thanks for not calling the police."
Rinoa ran over to the window, flung it open, and leaped out. She ran across the street and pried open the window.
Yuna laughed, then turned back around. "Now if you'll excuse me..." Yuna hurried to shut and lock the windows first, then ran around locking all the doors. Finally she came back upstairs and went to Tidus's room. "I'll continue to enjoy myself in here." She shut the door and continued her business.
Wakka sighed and put his gun away. He hadn't said a word during that whole conversation, but it was best, because he hadn't known what to say. He simply looked at Choco lovingly for a moment, then layed back down and went to sleep again.