Disclaimer: I don't own Snape's character…but I wish I was the owner ;)
Note: I'm not Britney's fan, neither I like her..
Yeah I know.. "Oh no, not another songfic"…. but I'm sorry to tell you guys: "Oh yes, another songfic". It's my first and last songfic (trust me). I wasted a lot of time writing this, and you know something? I actually enjoyed It, even thought It was a little difficult for me because -in case you didn't know- I'm a Spanish spoken… (ok ok.. It wasn't THAT hard). I don't think this songfic sucks, but well let's face It, it's not perfect… and If It doesn't make sense… well…. at least I gave It a try! Read, enjoy and of course leave a review! ^__^
I'm a Snape 4 U
By: Severus Snape
Divulged by: Fleur Delacour
Snape told me that he was Britney's greatest fan… poor man, I mean: get a life Sevvy! And he.. hmm "got a life" you know… He started working in a "secret project", which turned out to be something involving Britney Spears (obviously). A month later I found in the dungeons a video with him dressed in sexy-black-thigh-leather pants, dancing Britney's "I'm a slave 4 U" but with his own version of the lyric.. he sent the video to "Becoming" from Mtv (I keep wondering why Mtv reject him *sarcastic*).. but before he sent It, I managed to watch the video and luckily I remember the lyric which goes something like this…
I know I may be evil, but I've got feeling too
Don't you see that's potions It's what I feel like doing?
So let me go and just listen/ So why don't you stop and just listen?
All you people look at me like I'm an ugly git
Well did you ever think It'd be ok for you to describe in others words?
Always saying, "Greasy man, you're not allow in this pub"
Well I'm just tryin' to find out why my hair nobody likes, yeah
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
I know I may come off quiet
I may come off sly
But I feel like talkin', feel like chatin', I could be a charming guy!
What's practical, what's logical, what the hell, who cares
All I know is I'm so snappy and full of plainness
CHORUS
I'm a Snape for you
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it
I'm a Snape for you
I won't deny It....damn, why even hide It?
Lupin, always asking for the wolfsbane
At every time and place
Oh, Potter, won't you shut up for a second?
I can't stand him at his age
Like that. You like that?
Yeah. Now watch me
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
I really wanna take some points from you
I really wanna do what you don't want me to
I really wanna give detention too
I really wanna do what you don't want me to
Albus, always asking for some favors
That makes me feel so off-place
Oh, Voldy, you don't really wanna kill me…!
Let's leave behind our undyin' hate
CHORUS - repeat
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
Get it, get it, get it, get it
CHORUS – repeat
The end (Thank God..)