Hiei was at Mukuro's in a library cursing. Kurama was hitting on Hiei every
chance he got. "Shut up." This was the 5th time Hiei told Kurama that.
Kurama smirked and put his hands on Hiei's shoulders. Hiei tried to brush
him off but Kurama was relentless. Kurama picked up a book of brainwashing
and dropped it in front of Hiei.
"Watch it!" Hiei pulled his hands away just before the book crushed them. Kurama stood behind Hiei waiting for him to start reading the book. As Hiei became interested in the book, Kurama began to rub Hiei's shoulders. When Hiei realized he was doing this is was too late. It all ready felt good. Kurama kissed Hiei on the cheek when he shut his eyes.
Mukuro came in to see this and gasped, snapping Hiei back into reality and making Kurama jump. (So close) he thought. "I am just going to go check on . . . my guard's practicing." Mukuro walked quickly out of the room and left the two alone again.
"Teme. Don't touch me." Hiei went back to reading and Kurama just grinned. He and Yusuke seemed to do that lot lately. Kurama went out of the room and came back with something behind his back.
"Oi, Hiei. You have been working too hard. Have a drink." Kurama poured Hiei a glass of Oni-killer and handed it to him. With out question, Hiei gulped it. After a short time, Hiei began to feel the effects. He got up and walked to Kurama who was sitting down reading and waiting. "How are you feeling, koorime?"
"Better." Hiei lunged at Kurama covering him kisses. Kurama returned the kisses and more. They just got their shirts off when a knock came to the door. Kurama got up and went, leaving a shirtless koorime on the floor. At the door was a guard.
"Is Hiei here?"
"Sorry. Hiei left to get some air." He shut the door and went back to Hiei.
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Yusuke had been waiting for Koenma to come out for 30 minutes now. "What is taking him so long?" Genkai sighed.
"He will be out soon, so don't worry." Yusuke got up and went into Kuwabara's room. Kuwabara and Koenma were sitting on the bed. Koenma looked like he would kill Kuwabara himself.
"What's goin' on, Koe?" Koenma sighed when he heard that name. Kuwabara looked at Yusuke.
"Koe?" Koenma growled and told him to shut up. Yusuke walked to the bed and pulled Koenma into hug. Koenma struggled but it was futile. "Should I ask?" Kuwabara was now officially confused.
"Apparently I was brainwashed to be gothic by that song you had me and Kurama listen to. As for the hug thing, Koenma is just too cute." Yusuke grinned at Koenma, who was trying his best not to kill Yusuke.
"Kuwabara, where is that song you had them listen to?" Kuwabara got up and pulled a CD out of his jacket pocket. He handed it to Koenma. "Good now we can return you to normal."
"Can I still call you Koe?"
"No." Koenma left the room. Yusuke muttered curses under his breath when a knock came from the window. It was Hiei carrying an unconscious Kurama. When Hiei got in the room he threw Kurama on the bed.
"I didn't find anything. I was too drunk to continue the search." At this point Koenma, Yukina, and Genkai came in.
"Drunk?" Yusuke asked Hiei who was not avoiding the looks from Kuwabara.
"Kurama gave me some Oni-killer. I caught him with my pants down. Never let a person that was trying to seduce you, give you a drink. Stop looking me like that, Kisama." Hiei was growling at Kuwabara, who was looking at him with love-struck stars in his eyes.
"Oh my sweet Yukina-chan! I am so sorry for making you worry about me. But you must fear not! For I Kazuma Kuwabara would never make my sweet Yukina sad!" Kuwabara was now on one knee and holding one of Hiei's hands with both of his. When Kuwabara leaned forward towards Hiei, Kurama woke up and tackled Kuwabara.
"Back off! He is mine!" Koenma and Yusuke pulled the two apart. Kurama was screaming all kind of curses at Kuwabara.
"What did I do!?"
"You were hitting on -MY- Hiei, Kuwabaka!" Kuwabara looked at Hiei with disgust. "If you even go near MY Hiei again I will make my plants rip you a new ass hole!" Yukina blushed. Genkai smirked.
"Stop! Kurama here go to your Hiei. Kuwabara, Yukina is over there." Kuwabara grinned and ran to Yukina.
"Why did Kuwabara think Hiei was Yukina?" Koenma whispered to Yusuke and Kurama. Hiei growled at the ox trying to win his sister. Kurama shrugged as Shizuru walked into the room.
"Hey Kuwa. Uh. I mean uh. kuso." Yusuke covered his mouth when he called Shizuru by Kuwabara's name. It finally clicked in Koenma's mind.
"Relatives!"
"Watch it!" Hiei pulled his hands away just before the book crushed them. Kurama stood behind Hiei waiting for him to start reading the book. As Hiei became interested in the book, Kurama began to rub Hiei's shoulders. When Hiei realized he was doing this is was too late. It all ready felt good. Kurama kissed Hiei on the cheek when he shut his eyes.
Mukuro came in to see this and gasped, snapping Hiei back into reality and making Kurama jump. (So close) he thought. "I am just going to go check on . . . my guard's practicing." Mukuro walked quickly out of the room and left the two alone again.
"Teme. Don't touch me." Hiei went back to reading and Kurama just grinned. He and Yusuke seemed to do that lot lately. Kurama went out of the room and came back with something behind his back.
"Oi, Hiei. You have been working too hard. Have a drink." Kurama poured Hiei a glass of Oni-killer and handed it to him. With out question, Hiei gulped it. After a short time, Hiei began to feel the effects. He got up and walked to Kurama who was sitting down reading and waiting. "How are you feeling, koorime?"
"Better." Hiei lunged at Kurama covering him kisses. Kurama returned the kisses and more. They just got their shirts off when a knock came to the door. Kurama got up and went, leaving a shirtless koorime on the floor. At the door was a guard.
"Is Hiei here?"
"Sorry. Hiei left to get some air." He shut the door and went back to Hiei.
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Yusuke had been waiting for Koenma to come out for 30 minutes now. "What is taking him so long?" Genkai sighed.
"He will be out soon, so don't worry." Yusuke got up and went into Kuwabara's room. Kuwabara and Koenma were sitting on the bed. Koenma looked like he would kill Kuwabara himself.
"What's goin' on, Koe?" Koenma sighed when he heard that name. Kuwabara looked at Yusuke.
"Koe?" Koenma growled and told him to shut up. Yusuke walked to the bed and pulled Koenma into hug. Koenma struggled but it was futile. "Should I ask?" Kuwabara was now officially confused.
"Apparently I was brainwashed to be gothic by that song you had me and Kurama listen to. As for the hug thing, Koenma is just too cute." Yusuke grinned at Koenma, who was trying his best not to kill Yusuke.
"Kuwabara, where is that song you had them listen to?" Kuwabara got up and pulled a CD out of his jacket pocket. He handed it to Koenma. "Good now we can return you to normal."
"Can I still call you Koe?"
"No." Koenma left the room. Yusuke muttered curses under his breath when a knock came from the window. It was Hiei carrying an unconscious Kurama. When Hiei got in the room he threw Kurama on the bed.
"I didn't find anything. I was too drunk to continue the search." At this point Koenma, Yukina, and Genkai came in.
"Drunk?" Yusuke asked Hiei who was not avoiding the looks from Kuwabara.
"Kurama gave me some Oni-killer. I caught him with my pants down. Never let a person that was trying to seduce you, give you a drink. Stop looking me like that, Kisama." Hiei was growling at Kuwabara, who was looking at him with love-struck stars in his eyes.
"Oh my sweet Yukina-chan! I am so sorry for making you worry about me. But you must fear not! For I Kazuma Kuwabara would never make my sweet Yukina sad!" Kuwabara was now on one knee and holding one of Hiei's hands with both of his. When Kuwabara leaned forward towards Hiei, Kurama woke up and tackled Kuwabara.
"Back off! He is mine!" Koenma and Yusuke pulled the two apart. Kurama was screaming all kind of curses at Kuwabara.
"What did I do!?"
"You were hitting on -MY- Hiei, Kuwabaka!" Kuwabara looked at Hiei with disgust. "If you even go near MY Hiei again I will make my plants rip you a new ass hole!" Yukina blushed. Genkai smirked.
"Stop! Kurama here go to your Hiei. Kuwabara, Yukina is over there." Kuwabara grinned and ran to Yukina.
"Why did Kuwabara think Hiei was Yukina?" Koenma whispered to Yusuke and Kurama. Hiei growled at the ox trying to win his sister. Kurama shrugged as Shizuru walked into the room.
"Hey Kuwa. Uh. I mean uh. kuso." Yusuke covered his mouth when he called Shizuru by Kuwabara's name. It finally clicked in Koenma's mind.
"Relatives!"