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Kyle's Dad: Well, a customer...Heh heh...
Knuckles: W-Whadda ya mean...?
Kyle's Dad: I'm a barber, time for a little buzz...ha ha! *takes out buzzer and turns on*
Knux: What?! *Kyle's dad walking toward Knux, Knux walking back* I'm not Santa, see this? *trys to pull of beard* Aww, shit! I swear I'm not Santa, I'm just an echidna! *takes off hat*
Kyle's Dad: Doesn't matter what you are, I'll shave you head to toe...HAHAHAHAH!!!
Knux: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*meanwhile on roof* *sonic gang in sleigh* *rouge sittin next to tails, shadow in back, and sonic is sitting at the top in the middle of tails and rouge*
Rouge: Uhh...that's neat, so, what's this? *points to buttons*
Tails: Oh, that's the instant gingerbread maker! Just push these buttons, *pushes buttons in this order: red, yellow, yellow, red, yellow blue* and out pops the cookie! It's a secret code! *hands the cookie he just made to rouge*
Rouge: *bites gingerbread* *crunch* Mmm...*swallow*...Not bad either!
Tails: Thanks, I told you I...
*BOOM*
Sonic: What the hell is that?!
Tails: It's the cookie monster! He's coming for my gingerbread men!! YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!!!
*Knuckles shoots out of chimney*
Knuckles: WAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lands on snowy roof*
Shadow: Huh?
Kirby: Knuckles, what heppened? Did you get Kyle?
Knux: *muffled* Nope, but Kyle's dad got... *pops out of snow* *no quills* *weak voice* Me...
Kirby: We can't give up! *hops in sleigh* C'mon, we'll get you back to normal!
They flew back to Kirby's house and gave Knuckles a shower. Then put instant grow gel on him. He was back to normal.
Knux: Good, and we're spies, not elves, so...
*takes reindeer suit off shadow* We don't need these, or...*pulls of everyone's costume* ...THESE! WE'RE SPIES, GOD DAMN IT!
Sonic: Hey, Knux, leave Kirby alone...
Kirby: There were no other editions available!
Knux: OK, let's just make it look like a hover car and get rid of the reindeer.
Shadow: ...Umm, who?
*throws shadow in garbage can tied up*
Knux: Let's go!
Shadow: *muffled* Hello, ma'am? Excuse me, but get me out! Sonic? Knuckles? Kirby? Tails? Hellooo?
Then they hover over to Kyle's house and land on the roof.
*Tails pushes combo for gingerbread making many times, the cookies keep flying into a gun.*
Knuckles: Tails, what the hell are you doing?!
Tails: This is the plan! We're gonna throw these cookies out at Kyle's dad! It'll be bait! While he's munching, we'll get Kyle good!
*Sonic and Knuckles look at each other and shrug*
Sonic: Sounds crazy enough to work. What's your phase, Kirby?
Kirby: First, we get rid of Rouge...
Rouge: WHAT?! *Kirby throws Rouge off roof*
Kirby: *rubs hands* Then, we scare Kyle! With these...*takes out costumes so realistic someone make think you ARE a demon.*
Sonic, Knuckles, Tails: AWESOME!!! GREAT PLAN!!!
Kirby: Thanks, first, let's get rid of the better barber.
*gang huddles*
All: GOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!!!
*in house* Heh heh...any minute now, they'll be...*puts hand to ear* hear they come! *turns on buzzer*
All: *gasp*
Tails: *steps up* Not to fear! *shoots cookie into kyle's dad's mouth*
Kyle's Dad: *muffled* Hey, what's the big...Mmm? *chews* *swallows* Mmm, mm, mm...OH MY GOD THIS IS FREAKING DELICOUS!!! I WANT MORE!!!
*Tails rapidly shoots all the gingerbread he has*
Kyle's Dad: WHOO HOO!!! *dives in pile* *eats away*
*gang hides behind wall*
Kirby: Great plan, Tails! Now, we avoided one thing, let's take care of another...
*in Kyle's room*
Kyle: *wakes up* Tsk tsk tsk...Yaaaaaaawn...Who are....OH MY GOD!!! HELP!!!
Kyle's dad didn't come to the rescue.
Kyle stood froze while they all left and got on the roof. They were laughing their pants off.
Knuckles: HAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Did you see the look on his face?! HAAHAHAHAH!!!
Kirby: Yeah, I gotta go now, hey, let's me tommorow, in the park, K?
All (xcept Kirby): Oh yeah! *Kirby joins* GOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!!
*hour later in Kirby's house* *sits in chair next to PC*
Kirby: Yaaaaaawn...What a night...I'll see if anyone's online...
It appeared that Tails, Sonic, and Knux were on.
They all went to a chatroom, here's the chat.
Kirby: Hey, guys!
Sonic: Hey, guess...
*the screen went fuzzy*
computer: VIRUS ALERT!!! VIRUS ALERT!!! PUSH BUTTON!!! BUTTON "X"!!!
'Gotta stop this thing,' thought kirby. He pushed button X and got sucked in thru a time vortex inside the computer.
*in computer*
*looks over and sees Sonic Tails and Knux*
Kirby: Hey guys!
Sonic: Whoa, we're made up of 1's and 0's!
Voice: HAHAHAHAAHAH, welcome to your dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.
Kirby: Oh, no!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Kyle's Dad: Well, a customer...Heh heh...
Knuckles: W-Whadda ya mean...?
Kyle's Dad: I'm a barber, time for a little buzz...ha ha! *takes out buzzer and turns on*
Knux: What?! *Kyle's dad walking toward Knux, Knux walking back* I'm not Santa, see this? *trys to pull of beard* Aww, shit! I swear I'm not Santa, I'm just an echidna! *takes off hat*
Kyle's Dad: Doesn't matter what you are, I'll shave you head to toe...HAHAHAHAH!!!
Knux: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*meanwhile on roof* *sonic gang in sleigh* *rouge sittin next to tails, shadow in back, and sonic is sitting at the top in the middle of tails and rouge*
Rouge: Uhh...that's neat, so, what's this? *points to buttons*
Tails: Oh, that's the instant gingerbread maker! Just push these buttons, *pushes buttons in this order: red, yellow, yellow, red, yellow blue* and out pops the cookie! It's a secret code! *hands the cookie he just made to rouge*
Rouge: *bites gingerbread* *crunch* Mmm...*swallow*...Not bad either!
Tails: Thanks, I told you I...
*BOOM*
Sonic: What the hell is that?!
Tails: It's the cookie monster! He's coming for my gingerbread men!! YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM!!!
*Knuckles shoots out of chimney*
Knuckles: WAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lands on snowy roof*
Shadow: Huh?
Kirby: Knuckles, what heppened? Did you get Kyle?
Knux: *muffled* Nope, but Kyle's dad got... *pops out of snow* *no quills* *weak voice* Me...
Kirby: We can't give up! *hops in sleigh* C'mon, we'll get you back to normal!
They flew back to Kirby's house and gave Knuckles a shower. Then put instant grow gel on him. He was back to normal.
Knux: Good, and we're spies, not elves, so...
*takes reindeer suit off shadow* We don't need these, or...*pulls of everyone's costume* ...THESE! WE'RE SPIES, GOD DAMN IT!
Sonic: Hey, Knux, leave Kirby alone...
Kirby: There were no other editions available!
Knux: OK, let's just make it look like a hover car and get rid of the reindeer.
Shadow: ...Umm, who?
*throws shadow in garbage can tied up*
Knux: Let's go!
Shadow: *muffled* Hello, ma'am? Excuse me, but get me out! Sonic? Knuckles? Kirby? Tails? Hellooo?
Then they hover over to Kyle's house and land on the roof.
*Tails pushes combo for gingerbread making many times, the cookies keep flying into a gun.*
Knuckles: Tails, what the hell are you doing?!
Tails: This is the plan! We're gonna throw these cookies out at Kyle's dad! It'll be bait! While he's munching, we'll get Kyle good!
*Sonic and Knuckles look at each other and shrug*
Sonic: Sounds crazy enough to work. What's your phase, Kirby?
Kirby: First, we get rid of Rouge...
Rouge: WHAT?! *Kirby throws Rouge off roof*
Kirby: *rubs hands* Then, we scare Kyle! With these...*takes out costumes so realistic someone make think you ARE a demon.*
Sonic, Knuckles, Tails: AWESOME!!! GREAT PLAN!!!
Kirby: Thanks, first, let's get rid of the better barber.
*gang huddles*
All: GOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!!!
*in house* Heh heh...any minute now, they'll be...*puts hand to ear* hear they come! *turns on buzzer*
All: *gasp*
Tails: *steps up* Not to fear! *shoots cookie into kyle's dad's mouth*
Kyle's Dad: *muffled* Hey, what's the big...Mmm? *chews* *swallows* Mmm, mm, mm...OH MY GOD THIS IS FREAKING DELICOUS!!! I WANT MORE!!!
*Tails rapidly shoots all the gingerbread he has*
Kyle's Dad: WHOO HOO!!! *dives in pile* *eats away*
*gang hides behind wall*
Kirby: Great plan, Tails! Now, we avoided one thing, let's take care of another...
*in Kyle's room*
Kyle: *wakes up* Tsk tsk tsk...Yaaaaaaawn...Who are....OH MY GOD!!! HELP!!!
Kyle's dad didn't come to the rescue.
Kyle stood froze while they all left and got on the roof. They were laughing their pants off.
Knuckles: HAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Did you see the look on his face?! HAAHAHAHAH!!!
Kirby: Yeah, I gotta go now, hey, let's me tommorow, in the park, K?
All (xcept Kirby): Oh yeah! *Kirby joins* GOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!!
*hour later in Kirby's house* *sits in chair next to PC*
Kirby: Yaaaaaawn...What a night...I'll see if anyone's online...
It appeared that Tails, Sonic, and Knux were on.
They all went to a chatroom, here's the chat.
Kirby: Hey, guys!
Sonic: Hey, guess...
*the screen went fuzzy*
computer: VIRUS ALERT!!! VIRUS ALERT!!! PUSH BUTTON!!! BUTTON "X"!!!
'Gotta stop this thing,' thought kirby. He pushed button X and got sucked in thru a time vortex inside the computer.
*in computer*
*looks over and sees Sonic Tails and Knux*
Kirby: Hey guys!
Sonic: Whoa, we're made up of 1's and 0's!
Voice: HAHAHAHAAHAH, welcome to your dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.
Kirby: Oh, no!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!