Disclaimer- I do not own the WWE or 'Silent Night'.

Un-Silent, Un-Holy Night a.k.a. Armageddon

Un-silent night, un-holy night

No one's calm

The ring is bright

With the blood of Show spilled everywhere

By Kurt Angle who has no hair

Angle now is the cha-amp

A-Angle now is the champ

Un-silent night, un-holy night

No one's calm

The ring is bright

With the lights glaring down on it

As the A-Train takes hit after hit

Edge has defeated hi-im

E-Edge has defeated him!

Un-silent night, un-holy night

No one's calm

Some fans are bright

In the face as Victoria wins

In Triple Threat

'Gainst Jackie and Trish

She still is the cha-amp

She-e-e still is the champ

A/n- I just want you all to know that I am not a fan of either Victoria or Angle. As far as I'm concerned, Angle's a crybaby and Victoria's a psycho bitch.  I only wrote these because I was bored in school.  But I was very happy when Edge won!