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The Day the Music Died
"Link! we have less then 2 minutes until the moon crashes!" Tatl screamed into Links pointy ear. Link's brain immediately set to work. However the one stalchild and 3 redeads continued his slow attack. A minute passed...and Links brain finally figured out the answer to his problem. He reached into wherever it is he keeps the Ocarina of Time and instinctively put it into his mouth. He started bobbing up and down like he always does when he decides its time to play a tune.
This stalchild (named Bill), however was a rather clever one. He had gone to 20 years of evil high school, and then 30 at the evil genius university. After 50 years of the most evil teachings possible, he had devised a clever plan, almost as clever as he is. When Link pulled out his instrument, Bill set his truly dastardly scheme to work. As soon as Link put the ocarina to his lips, they froze and waited patiently for something to happen. Bill's years of training all fell into place and instead of just sitting there and watching Link disappear in a blue flash, Bill slapped the ocarina out of his hands. It fell against the hard stone ground and shattered into hundreds of pieces. Link looked up at Bill in a blank expression of wonder. Bill stared back at him. The redeads did a little dance and then started hugging each other instead of Link.
At that very moment there was a loud rushing and rumbling noise. Link and Bill looked up and saw the Moon smash into Clock Town Tower. The whole world for some odd reason burst into flames, all around the world everyone died. Link died. Bill died. They all died. Majora's Mask and the Skull kid were the first to die. They had been standing and dancing on top of the tower when it hit and were crushed by the immense moon. So now everyones dead. For some reason evil wins because the moon crashes, even though all of evil parished in the process. So I guess Majora won....though noone is around to witness anything, but evil wins anyways, right?
The Day the Music Died
"Link! we have less then 2 minutes until the moon crashes!" Tatl screamed into Links pointy ear. Link's brain immediately set to work. However the one stalchild and 3 redeads continued his slow attack. A minute passed...and Links brain finally figured out the answer to his problem. He reached into wherever it is he keeps the Ocarina of Time and instinctively put it into his mouth. He started bobbing up and down like he always does when he decides its time to play a tune.
This stalchild (named Bill), however was a rather clever one. He had gone to 20 years of evil high school, and then 30 at the evil genius university. After 50 years of the most evil teachings possible, he had devised a clever plan, almost as clever as he is. When Link pulled out his instrument, Bill set his truly dastardly scheme to work. As soon as Link put the ocarina to his lips, they froze and waited patiently for something to happen. Bill's years of training all fell into place and instead of just sitting there and watching Link disappear in a blue flash, Bill slapped the ocarina out of his hands. It fell against the hard stone ground and shattered into hundreds of pieces. Link looked up at Bill in a blank expression of wonder. Bill stared back at him. The redeads did a little dance and then started hugging each other instead of Link.
At that very moment there was a loud rushing and rumbling noise. Link and Bill looked up and saw the Moon smash into Clock Town Tower. The whole world for some odd reason burst into flames, all around the world everyone died. Link died. Bill died. They all died. Majora's Mask and the Skull kid were the first to die. They had been standing and dancing on top of the tower when it hit and were crushed by the immense moon. So now everyones dead. For some reason evil wins because the moon crashes, even though all of evil parished in the process. So I guess Majora won....though noone is around to witness anything, but evil wins anyways, right?