Star Wars Nursery Rhymes By Bloody Murder

Disclaimer: I told not to make me say it again! Well, any way, I don't own Star Wars. I wouldn't be doing this right now if I did.



Twinkle, Twinkle, Deathly Star



Twinkle, Twinkle,

Deathly Star,

How I wonder what you are,

Up above Alderaan,

Like a moon in the sky,

Twinkle, Twinkle,

Deathly Star,

How I wonder what you are.



The Itsy Bitsy Jawa



The Itsy Bitsy Jawa,

went up the dune of sand,

down came the raid,

and made the Jawa run,

out came Old Ben,

and scared up all the guys,

so the Itsy Bisty Jawa,

went up the dune again.





Fly your ship



Fly, fly, your ship,

Through the Hydian way,

Rapidly, rapidly, rapidly, rapidly,

The TIE fighters will come.





Yoda had a Padawan



Yoda had a Padawan,

Padawan,

Padawan,

Yoda had a Padawan,

As whiny as a horse.



Hickory, Hickory, Dock



Hickory, Hickory, Dock,

Artoo ran up the dock,

A ship fell down,

Artoo was smashed,

Hickory, Hickory, Dock.





Owen Larrs had a farm



Owen Larrs had a farm

Ea-ea-o

And in his farm he had a nephew

Ea-ea-o

With a whine, whine here

And a whine, whine there,

Here a whine, there a whine

Everywhere a whine, whine

Owen Larrs had a farm

Ea-ea-o

And in his farm he had a wife

Ea-ea-o

With a (kissing noise) here

And a (kissing noise) there

Here a (kissing noise), there a (kissing noise)

Everywhere a (kissing noise)

Owen Larrs had a farm

Ea-ea-o

And in his farm he had a droid

Ea-ea-o

With a beep, beep here

And a beep, beep there

Here a beep, there a beep

Everywhere a beep, beep

Owen Larrs had a farm

Ea-ea-o

And in his farm he had a body(Shmi)

Ea-ea-o

With a sob, sob here

And a sob, sob there

Here a sob, there a sob

Everywhere a sob, sob

Owen Larrs had a farm

Ea-ea-o

And in his farm he had another droid

Ea-ea-o

With an Oh my! Here

And an Oh my! There

Here an Oh my! There an Oh my!

Everywhere an Ohmy!

Owen Larrs had a farm

Ea-ea-o



Mara Jade Sat on a Ship



Mara Jade sat on a ship,

Mara Jade shot some skips,

All the warmasters

And all the priest caste

Couldn't get Mara

Out of the way



I Saw a Ship Come Crashing In



I saw a ship come crashing in,

A random day,

A random day,

I saw a ship come crashing in,

A random day in the morning.



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