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Star Wars Christmas Carols
I saw Padmé kissing a Jedi Knight
I saw Padmé kissing a Jedi Knight
Underneath the ship last night
They didn't see me creep
Down the ramp to have a peep;
They thought I was lying in my cabin, fast asleep
Then, I saw Padmé tickle the Jedi Knight
Underneath his hood so dirty brown;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If the Council had only seen
Padmé kissing a Jedi Knight last night.
Lord Nyax is Coming to Town
You better not kill
You better not die
You better not fight
I'm telling you why
Lord Nyax is coming to town
He's killing around
Checking them twice
Gonna find out who's not been dark
Lord Nyax is coming to town
He sees you when you're breathing
He knows if you're a hand
He knows if you're dark or not
So be bad for badness sake
You better not kill
You better not die
You better not fight
I'm telling you why
Lord Nyax is coming to town
Blating 'em
Dashing through the space, in a Marauder Corvette
Over stars we go, blasting all the way.
Bells on the ship's wings, making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing this crazy song tonight.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Mara Jade, was seated by my side
The ship was small and dark, misfortune seemed her lot;
She got into a smugglers fight, and plotted a quick jump.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
A day or two ago, a story I must tell,
I went out to space, and on Vortex I fell
A Vor was passing by, in a Marauder Corvette
He laughed as I there sprawling lie, but quickly rode away
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Now the space is dark, got it while you're young
Take the girls tonight, and sing this crazy song;
Just get of the docking bay, point five is her speed
Hitch him to an open ship and crack! You'll take the lead.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Jolly Old Ben Kenobi,
Jolly Old Ben Kenobi,
Tell your secrets this way!
Don't you tell a single soul
What you're going to say
Your doom is coming soon;
Now, you dear old man.
Whisper what will happen to me;
Tell me what you can.
When Vader strikes you down,
When I shout for thee,
Up and down the turret
My vengeance I will seek:
Sooner or later, the secrets
I will find
So tell me now,
My sanity is in doubt.
Wedge is unsure of how I work;
Han will shout with jolly;
And, Leia will be worried; but,
She thinks that shouting is folly;
As for Chewie, his little brain
Isn't very bright;
Tell me now, Old Ben Kenobi,
What you think is right.
Me and my partner in crime. I mean my co-writer, will write some more. But you better review. RxR please. More reviews! Bwahahahahaha
Ben: now there's two of them, run for your lives, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Star Wars Christmas Carols
I saw Padmé kissing a Jedi Knight
I saw Padmé kissing a Jedi Knight
Underneath the ship last night
They didn't see me creep
Down the ramp to have a peep;
They thought I was lying in my cabin, fast asleep
Then, I saw Padmé tickle the Jedi Knight
Underneath his hood so dirty brown;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If the Council had only seen
Padmé kissing a Jedi Knight last night.
Lord Nyax is Coming to Town
You better not kill
You better not die
You better not fight
I'm telling you why
Lord Nyax is coming to town
He's killing around
Checking them twice
Gonna find out who's not been dark
Lord Nyax is coming to town
He sees you when you're breathing
He knows if you're a hand
He knows if you're dark or not
So be bad for badness sake
You better not kill
You better not die
You better not fight
I'm telling you why
Lord Nyax is coming to town
Blating 'em
Dashing through the space, in a Marauder Corvette
Over stars we go, blasting all the way.
Bells on the ship's wings, making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing this crazy song tonight.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Mara Jade, was seated by my side
The ship was small and dark, misfortune seemed her lot;
She got into a smugglers fight, and plotted a quick jump.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
A day or two ago, a story I must tell,
I went out to space, and on Vortex I fell
A Vor was passing by, in a Marauder Corvette
He laughed as I there sprawling lie, but quickly rode away
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Now the space is dark, got it while you're young
Take the girls tonight, and sing this crazy song;
Just get of the docking bay, point five is her speed
Hitch him to an open ship and crack! You'll take the lead.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Blasting 'em, Blasting 'em; Blasting all the way!
O what fun it is to ride a Marauder Corvette.
Jolly Old Ben Kenobi,
Jolly Old Ben Kenobi,
Tell your secrets this way!
Don't you tell a single soul
What you're going to say
Your doom is coming soon;
Now, you dear old man.
Whisper what will happen to me;
Tell me what you can.
When Vader strikes you down,
When I shout for thee,
Up and down the turret
My vengeance I will seek:
Sooner or later, the secrets
I will find
So tell me now,
My sanity is in doubt.
Wedge is unsure of how I work;
Han will shout with jolly;
And, Leia will be worried; but,
She thinks that shouting is folly;
As for Chewie, his little brain
Isn't very bright;
Tell me now, Old Ben Kenobi,
What you think is right.
Me and my partner in crime. I mean my co-writer, will write some more. But you better review. RxR please. More reviews! Bwahahahahaha
Ben: now there's two of them, run for your lives, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!