I don't own gundam wing. Suing me would be kinda dumb. This story is for
fun only. And getting sued is NOT my idea of fun!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ Releena and Hilde are watching TV when Quatre stumbles out of his bedroom still looking sleepy. He goes and makes himself a cup of tea.
"good ....afternoon Quatre" Hilde says jokingly.
"where were you yesterday?" Releena asks.
Quatre walks into the living room with them and sits down. He rubs the sleep out of his eyes. "yesterday?.... dates....another date and then another! Three girls!".
Hilde and Releena look at eachother confused.
"three dates?" Hilde asks.
Quatre rubs his temple "yes.... my sisters set me up on three blind- dates!".
"Thats bruital...".
"one in the morning from 9am to 2:00pm. Then another started at 2:05pm, and went to 7:30pm. Then one more at 8:00pm until 1:00am!".
"heh, spoke too soon!" Hilde says.
"uh were they good dates?" Releena asks.
"no. The first girl was.... a....well, she was a tomboy-ish girl for sure! No... she was like... Wufei, but with boobs. Ya know?".
Hilde thinks "heh, Wufei with boobs.... that's a funny thought".
"yea, and the second date was my bad. Dorthy, apparently, followed us to the restaurant and was mad to see me with another woman. So she walked right up to us. SLAPPED me! And said 'you told me you were married!'".
Releena grins "you told her you were married?!".
Hilde bursts out in laughter.
Quatre kinda smiles "...yea, but then if that wasn't bad enough; I figured the date wasn't going that well anyways, so I took my dates hand under the table, put her jewellery ring she was already wearing and put it on her ring finger and said she was my wife. Mercifully, she played along."
Releena and Hilde can't stop smiling.
Trowa walks out of the kitchen "then what did she do?".
Quatre stairs at him.
Trowa points to the kitchen over his shoulder "uh...sorry, I was kinda listening..".
"Well, then, after Dorthy left, my date left too....".
"aww" Hilde and Releena both say sympathetically.
"what about the other date?" Trowa asks.
"she dragged me to a party that was supposed to last all night. But she got drunk and passed out on a couch, so I carried her to the car and drove her home".
"hm, no luck then?" Releena says.
"nope..."
"well maybe we can help!" Hilde says cheerfully.
"hey Sally!" Releena calls.
"what?" they hear from downstairs.
"come here! were gonna lecture Quatre on dating!"
Sally sprints upstairs "yay!" and claps her hands.
Quatre and Trowa stare dumbfounded.
Heero and Duo come to watch.
Hilde sits on the foot stool in front of Quatre "ok, so how do you first introduce yourself?".
Quatre stairs at her "........ well. First I'd say; my name is Quatre Raberba Winner. I'm the youngest of twenty-nine kids and the only boy. My best friend is a suicidal, anti-social circus clown that lives with his sister. And that lady that's hiding behind the menu over there? She's my ex- girlfriend; after being with me for a month, she snapped, went crazy, and stabbed me. Now she's some psycho that's stalking me".
All three girls and Duo burst out in laughter. Trowa and Heero smile.
Sally calms her laughter "ahem, so um, Dorthy seems to be a problem?"
"yes!" Quatre says with a 'duh' tone.
Heero pulls out a small handgun and loads it "I'll take care of that..."
"Heero! no! NO murders!" Releena yells at him.
Heero stairs at her "...what? I've got nothing better to do this weekend".
Sally thinks " ........... hmm..... Trowa? You're not seeing anyone, are you?"
Trowa looks kind of angry "tch! no!...".
Sally smiles "what if you take care of Quatre's problem?".
Trowa stairs at her "witch problem? the pink obsession?".
Sally "no! his 'dating issue'".
"...you want me to date Quatre?".
Sally rolls her eyes impatiently "what if you date Dorthy and you understand what I'm saying?".
Trowa desperately tries not to laugh.
"I'm serious!".
Trowa turns away and laughs.
Releena sighs and pulls out her check book. She writes a check for $200 and
flashes it in front of Trowa.
Trowa stops smiling and stares at the check "....... six hundred..".
"take it or leave it!" Releena yells.
Trowa slaps it away "I'll leave it!".
Releena rubs her temple "......fine! six hundred, you cheap bastard!".
Trowa accepts the new check.
The next day.
Sally comes home from work with Wufei. She walks in and hands Quatre a list.
Quatre looks at it "what's this?".
"its a list of single girls from back at work that are willing to go out with you Quatre!".
Quatre stairs at her.
Wufei grabs the list from Quatre "lets see this...... Jenny? JIANT Jenny??".
"what's wrong with her?" Sally asks.
"well she's like, three feet taller than Quatre. And he's about 1/5 of her weight!".
"that's mean Wufei!"
"its better he knows.... and Miranda?!"
"now what's wrong with Miranda?"
Wufei grins "she's..." starts counting "...22 years older than Quatre!"
"no way!" Sally says surprised.
"way!" Wufei answers.
Sally looks at Quatre "how old are you?".
"eighteen"
"how old is Miranda?"
"she's forty-two"
Sally counts ".... she's twenty-FOUR years older than him! You suck at math Wufei!".
"yea, sure! That explains why I got an A- in math at the end of grade twelve!"
"because you cheated! You're not good at math! You're good with a calculator!"
Wufei thinks back to grade twelve finals ".......I like my way of remembering it better...".
Sally rolls her eyes. She snatches the list from Wufei and reads it over "is there anything wrong with Linda?".
"well... her left eye kinda closes fast- ow!" Sally kicks him in the shin "nothing wrong with Linda!".
Sally looks at Quatre "so when can I set you two up?"
"I'm not working at all this week".
"okay I'll call her right away...".
A few hours later...
Sally hangs up the phone "okay, tomorrow at noon".
Hilde calls Trowa "Trowa! You have a date at noon tomorrow!" she smiles as he walks from his bedroom looking miserable.
He smiles sarcastically back at her " ha ha ha.... SIX hundred dollars!". Then he goes and picks up the phone and dials ".hi Dorthy! Its me, Trowa! .....yes Quatre's friend. ...no, its not a prank call.... I know not to say my name in a prank call! --kay, shutup for a minute; I was wondering if you're free for tomorrow? ........yes? Well you wanna do something? ....dinner. You can? Great! How about that new Tacco Bell? Alright! see ya!". He looks at the others "...that was easy!".
The next day.
Sally straitens out Trowa's new clothes for him "okay, so you have to keep her occupied at least until 8:00 pm, ok?"
Trowa sighs "....what If I just knock her out until th-"
"no! you make it a damn good date!" Sally yells.
"ok!" Trowa says defeated.
At noon...
Linda opens up her door to see Quatre standing there smiling "hi Quatre!".
"hi Linda! are you ready?"
"yea, just let me get my coat" Linda grabs her coat off the hook.
"my car's just over here" Quatre leads her to his car.
Meanwhile, at the Tacco Time restaurant...
Dorthy walks in and sits at the seat across from Trowa "hey Trowa"
"hi"
".....so....is this like, a date?" Dorthy asks.
"I guess"
"oh. ......... were dating!".
"...yep"
"yep"
They stare at each other nervously.
Finally, Trowa stands up "lets eat!"
Dorthy follows him "good idea!"
Quatre and Linda are driving down the street. The song 'One last breath' by creed starts playing.
Linda perks up "hey! I love this song!".
Quatre turns it up a bit "you like Creed too?".
"I'm not a big fan.... but I like some of their songs".
Quatre nods in agreement "yea".
Silence...
"so... are you into sports?" Linda asks.
"I have a swimming pool in my back yard, so I do some swimming and diving" Quatre says.
"neat".
"do you do any sports yourself?".
"occasionally, I go to that gym downtown and exercise".
"ah, how long have you been doing that?".
"I dunno. about a year and a half".
"I see".
Trowa and Dorthy are sitting in the restaurant after they'd eaten.
"ya know what?" Dorthy says out of the blue.
"tell me".
"your friend Quatre is a little slut!".
"why?".
"he told me he was married to this one girl. Then EVERY time I see him, he's with someone else! like, do they all know about eachother?!".
Trowa smiles slightly "yea, that sounds like Quatre".
Dorthy gets an idea "ya, know what we should do?".
"what?".
"go rent a boat and some skiis!" Dorthy says smiling.
"...why?"
"cauze! it'll be fun! c'mon!" Dorthy says as she grabs Trowa by the hand and drags him away.
half an hour later, at the dock.
The manager hands Trowa the keys to a speed boat and a pair of life jackets and water skis.
"so lets find a beach and- DIBS ON DRIVING!" Trowa says as he darts down the dock to the boat.
Dorthy runs after him "ok, then I call skiing first!".
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I need help. I started this a LONG time ago and I forgot all my ideas for their dates and I'm SCREWD!! But I didn't want to just delete this story cause it's a sweet story and this part was too hard to write. any suggestions?
Help!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ Releena and Hilde are watching TV when Quatre stumbles out of his bedroom still looking sleepy. He goes and makes himself a cup of tea.
"good ....afternoon Quatre" Hilde says jokingly.
"where were you yesterday?" Releena asks.
Quatre walks into the living room with them and sits down. He rubs the sleep out of his eyes. "yesterday?.... dates....another date and then another! Three girls!".
Hilde and Releena look at eachother confused.
"three dates?" Hilde asks.
Quatre rubs his temple "yes.... my sisters set me up on three blind- dates!".
"Thats bruital...".
"one in the morning from 9am to 2:00pm. Then another started at 2:05pm, and went to 7:30pm. Then one more at 8:00pm until 1:00am!".
"heh, spoke too soon!" Hilde says.
"uh were they good dates?" Releena asks.
"no. The first girl was.... a....well, she was a tomboy-ish girl for sure! No... she was like... Wufei, but with boobs. Ya know?".
Hilde thinks "heh, Wufei with boobs.... that's a funny thought".
"yea, and the second date was my bad. Dorthy, apparently, followed us to the restaurant and was mad to see me with another woman. So she walked right up to us. SLAPPED me! And said 'you told me you were married!'".
Releena grins "you told her you were married?!".
Hilde bursts out in laughter.
Quatre kinda smiles "...yea, but then if that wasn't bad enough; I figured the date wasn't going that well anyways, so I took my dates hand under the table, put her jewellery ring she was already wearing and put it on her ring finger and said she was my wife. Mercifully, she played along."
Releena and Hilde can't stop smiling.
Trowa walks out of the kitchen "then what did she do?".
Quatre stairs at him.
Trowa points to the kitchen over his shoulder "uh...sorry, I was kinda listening..".
"Well, then, after Dorthy left, my date left too....".
"aww" Hilde and Releena both say sympathetically.
"what about the other date?" Trowa asks.
"she dragged me to a party that was supposed to last all night. But she got drunk and passed out on a couch, so I carried her to the car and drove her home".
"hm, no luck then?" Releena says.
"nope..."
"well maybe we can help!" Hilde says cheerfully.
"hey Sally!" Releena calls.
"what?" they hear from downstairs.
"come here! were gonna lecture Quatre on dating!"
Sally sprints upstairs "yay!" and claps her hands.
Quatre and Trowa stare dumbfounded.
Heero and Duo come to watch.
Hilde sits on the foot stool in front of Quatre "ok, so how do you first introduce yourself?".
Quatre stairs at her "........ well. First I'd say; my name is Quatre Raberba Winner. I'm the youngest of twenty-nine kids and the only boy. My best friend is a suicidal, anti-social circus clown that lives with his sister. And that lady that's hiding behind the menu over there? She's my ex- girlfriend; after being with me for a month, she snapped, went crazy, and stabbed me. Now she's some psycho that's stalking me".
All three girls and Duo burst out in laughter. Trowa and Heero smile.
Sally calms her laughter "ahem, so um, Dorthy seems to be a problem?"
"yes!" Quatre says with a 'duh' tone.
Heero pulls out a small handgun and loads it "I'll take care of that..."
"Heero! no! NO murders!" Releena yells at him.
Heero stairs at her "...what? I've got nothing better to do this weekend".
Sally thinks " ........... hmm..... Trowa? You're not seeing anyone, are you?"
Trowa looks kind of angry "tch! no!...".
Sally smiles "what if you take care of Quatre's problem?".
Trowa stairs at her "witch problem? the pink obsession?".
Sally "no! his 'dating issue'".
"...you want me to date Quatre?".
Sally rolls her eyes impatiently "what if you date Dorthy and you understand what I'm saying?".
Trowa desperately tries not to laugh.
"I'm serious!".
Trowa turns away and laughs.
Releena sighs and pulls out her check book. She writes a check for $200 and
flashes it in front of Trowa.
Trowa stops smiling and stares at the check "....... six hundred..".
"take it or leave it!" Releena yells.
Trowa slaps it away "I'll leave it!".
Releena rubs her temple "......fine! six hundred, you cheap bastard!".
Trowa accepts the new check.
The next day.
Sally comes home from work with Wufei. She walks in and hands Quatre a list.
Quatre looks at it "what's this?".
"its a list of single girls from back at work that are willing to go out with you Quatre!".
Quatre stairs at her.
Wufei grabs the list from Quatre "lets see this...... Jenny? JIANT Jenny??".
"what's wrong with her?" Sally asks.
"well she's like, three feet taller than Quatre. And he's about 1/5 of her weight!".
"that's mean Wufei!"
"its better he knows.... and Miranda?!"
"now what's wrong with Miranda?"
Wufei grins "she's..." starts counting "...22 years older than Quatre!"
"no way!" Sally says surprised.
"way!" Wufei answers.
Sally looks at Quatre "how old are you?".
"eighteen"
"how old is Miranda?"
"she's forty-two"
Sally counts ".... she's twenty-FOUR years older than him! You suck at math Wufei!".
"yea, sure! That explains why I got an A- in math at the end of grade twelve!"
"because you cheated! You're not good at math! You're good with a calculator!"
Wufei thinks back to grade twelve finals ".......I like my way of remembering it better...".
Sally rolls her eyes. She snatches the list from Wufei and reads it over "is there anything wrong with Linda?".
"well... her left eye kinda closes fast- ow!" Sally kicks him in the shin "nothing wrong with Linda!".
Sally looks at Quatre "so when can I set you two up?"
"I'm not working at all this week".
"okay I'll call her right away...".
A few hours later...
Sally hangs up the phone "okay, tomorrow at noon".
Hilde calls Trowa "Trowa! You have a date at noon tomorrow!" she smiles as he walks from his bedroom looking miserable.
He smiles sarcastically back at her " ha ha ha.... SIX hundred dollars!". Then he goes and picks up the phone and dials ".hi Dorthy! Its me, Trowa! .....yes Quatre's friend. ...no, its not a prank call.... I know not to say my name in a prank call! --kay, shutup for a minute; I was wondering if you're free for tomorrow? ........yes? Well you wanna do something? ....dinner. You can? Great! How about that new Tacco Bell? Alright! see ya!". He looks at the others "...that was easy!".
The next day.
Sally straitens out Trowa's new clothes for him "okay, so you have to keep her occupied at least until 8:00 pm, ok?"
Trowa sighs "....what If I just knock her out until th-"
"no! you make it a damn good date!" Sally yells.
"ok!" Trowa says defeated.
At noon...
Linda opens up her door to see Quatre standing there smiling "hi Quatre!".
"hi Linda! are you ready?"
"yea, just let me get my coat" Linda grabs her coat off the hook.
"my car's just over here" Quatre leads her to his car.
Meanwhile, at the Tacco Time restaurant...
Dorthy walks in and sits at the seat across from Trowa "hey Trowa"
"hi"
".....so....is this like, a date?" Dorthy asks.
"I guess"
"oh. ......... were dating!".
"...yep"
"yep"
They stare at each other nervously.
Finally, Trowa stands up "lets eat!"
Dorthy follows him "good idea!"
Quatre and Linda are driving down the street. The song 'One last breath' by creed starts playing.
Linda perks up "hey! I love this song!".
Quatre turns it up a bit "you like Creed too?".
"I'm not a big fan.... but I like some of their songs".
Quatre nods in agreement "yea".
Silence...
"so... are you into sports?" Linda asks.
"I have a swimming pool in my back yard, so I do some swimming and diving" Quatre says.
"neat".
"do you do any sports yourself?".
"occasionally, I go to that gym downtown and exercise".
"ah, how long have you been doing that?".
"I dunno. about a year and a half".
"I see".
Trowa and Dorthy are sitting in the restaurant after they'd eaten.
"ya know what?" Dorthy says out of the blue.
"tell me".
"your friend Quatre is a little slut!".
"why?".
"he told me he was married to this one girl. Then EVERY time I see him, he's with someone else! like, do they all know about eachother?!".
Trowa smiles slightly "yea, that sounds like Quatre".
Dorthy gets an idea "ya, know what we should do?".
"what?".
"go rent a boat and some skiis!" Dorthy says smiling.
"...why?"
"cauze! it'll be fun! c'mon!" Dorthy says as she grabs Trowa by the hand and drags him away.
half an hour later, at the dock.
The manager hands Trowa the keys to a speed boat and a pair of life jackets and water skis.
"so lets find a beach and- DIBS ON DRIVING!" Trowa says as he darts down the dock to the boat.
Dorthy runs after him "ok, then I call skiing first!".
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I need help. I started this a LONG time ago and I forgot all my ideas for their dates and I'm SCREWD!! But I didn't want to just delete this story cause it's a sweet story and this part was too hard to write. any suggestions?
Help!