Saavvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mee clark Save me, Chloe and Lana screech as they both dangle at the edge of a cliff. Unsure what to do Clark fluffs up his hair and uses his Xray vision to see what exactly is happening. It appears that Chloe's head has gotten stuck in a crack in the cliff and lana is trying to pull her out. Without warning the edge of the cliff starts to break away and Chloe and Lana are hurtling down getting closer and closer to the sharp rocks at the bottom. Clark worries about his hair, surely flying down at 100 miles per hour cant be good for it. "Heh I never liked them much anyways, I just didn't want people to think I was gay" Clark mumbles as the ground shakes underneath him and the screaming stops. "Ack look at the time!" Clark screams "im going to miss Bold and the Beautifull!, and that Rick is such a spunk too!" Clark quickly turns on the speed and is home on the couch in a flash. Meanwhile.....(At the bottom of a cliff somewhere at the edge of Smallville) Chloe and Lana stumble to their feet, with superficial cuts and bruises, they might also be suffering from more brain damage. "That Bitch" crys Lana "Why didn't he save me!" and she falls on the ground kicking and screaming . "Save you!, I wanted you to die!" Chloe screams, that's why im wearing a parachute you dyke!!! , Why did you have to hold on to my leg!" After 2 min Lana realises what has happened. "what the, you oh my god, tried to kill me??????? You !!!!" and she charges at Chloe, and starts trying to pull out her hair. "get off me" Chloe stutters (as lana has her hands round her throat) and she slaps Lana in the face. "nooooooooooooooooooo, not the face!!" Lana whimpers and she falls on the ground, before kicking Chloe in the shin. Lana quickly stumbles to her feet, and charges once more at Chloe and gets her into a headlock. Tired and exhausted (and in each others arms) they look into each others eyes.(if your feeling queasy read no more). "I'm sorry Lana" Chloe whispers "I didn't mean to kill you, I don't know whyy.." Lana blinks rapidly, and stares some more into Chloe's pale green eyes. "Chloe I know this might sound weird....but, I don't think that im in love with Clark anymore." "me neither" Chloe whispers as she holds Lana tighter in her arms, before leaning closer and brushing the hair out of her eyes.............. 2 months later Chloe and Lana appeared on Jerry Springer "Your mums been sleeping with your girlfriend, you've had the baby, why do you still look like shit"