Dear Santa...

"Dear Santa,

This year for Christmas, all I want is for the Dursleys to die. Or Volde- er, you-know-who, or the Malfoys to die.

Thank you,

Harry Potter"





"Dear Santa,

This year I'd like:

A dictionary

A thesaurus (one can never have a big enough vocabulary)

Some Sleekeazy's

Extremely Complicated Spells that Only a Genius Should Attempt

Any other books you happen to see

Sincerely,

Hermione Granger"



"Dear Santa,

Money. Short and simple. About a million galleons would be nice. Heck, one galleon would be nice!

Your bud,

Ron Weasley"



"Dear Santy-Claus,

This year I'd like full world domination. I know that's what I ask for every year, but this year I really REALLY want it.

Love,

Voldy"



"Dear Santa Claus,

Santa, please PLEASE get us another House-elf for Christmas. Lately I've had to start cleaning up after myself! I'm sure you will grant my wish, because it is very selfless of me. Think of all the people that would profit!

Yours truly,

Draco Malfoy"



"Dear Santa,

It's been awhile, old friend! I'd like to request a pair of socks this year for Christmas. Oh, and if you'd put some Lemon drops in my stocking, that would be lovely.

Your friend,

Albus Dumbledore"



"Santa-

We don't want a lot for Christmas, but we really want to open a joke- shop.

Thanks,

Gred and Forge Weasley"



"Dear Santa,

I'd really like to SHOVE A PENCIL UP YOUR NOSE FOR CHRISTMAS!

Peeves"