Disclaimer: Like, what's a disclaimer? *looks in a dictionary* WOW! I'm learning so much! Now I know what a dictionary does! I mean... uh... I don't own Sailor Moon? :-/

Sailor Moon: Like jeeze, whatever!

Sailor Venus : Oh stop being so ditzy!

Sailor Moon: Like, oh my god, what did you say? (AN: She's like super mad at her friend, like, can't you tell?)

Sailor Venus : Not my fault that you like fell off the chair and like hit your elbow!

Sailor Moon: I can't believe what you just told everybody! *looks at readers* Don't you hate her?

Sailor Venus : Hey it like comes natuarally

Sailor Venus : I like have to go eat supper now...I will not stuff my face like you do piggy. *giggles*

Sailor Moon: For your information, Miss Piggy is like this big superstar and stuff. So ya, you just like complimented me!

Sailor Venus: What the heck is like your problem?????????

Sailor Moon: Well if you like must know... *turns and sees Tuxedo Mask and the other scouts* Oh my god! There's like a fight with this monster dude thingy! Let's go like win and stuff!

Sailor Venus: But I have to go eat dinner! I mean, I'm sure the evil guy can wait for me! I'm like too beautiful for him NOT to wait for me. *a mirror magically appears and she is entranced by her own like, image*

Sailor Moon: Like fine! Go eat fatty foods and like get fat and stuff! DON'T be a good sailor scout! *pause* Ya know, I have never really liked that name! Let's be called something like, Gorgeous Sailor Babes but better, ya know?

Sailor Venus: That's sounds so freaking awesome! Okay!

*two hours pass and they're still trying to like, think of something better. Oh ya, and like Sailor Venus's mirror has disappeared and stuff* (AN: Hehehe)

Sailor Moon: Oh my god, I have just thought of the PERFECT name! Gorgeous Sailor Babes?! (AN: Am I like the only one having a deja vu?)

Sailor Venus: Brilliant! We are like THE BEST Gorgeous Sailor Babes since like ever!

Sailor Moon: I know! *thinks there, blinking for like 5 minutes* Hey, I just had a thought... aren't we the ONLY Gorgeous Sailor Babes since this side of the mall? Well, with the exception of Sailor Jupiter and those other gals... *trails off, trying to remember all their like, names*

Sailor Venus: You are so smart Sailor Moon! I would never have used such a big word like exception!

Sailor Moon: I know! *a mirror magically appears and she is entranced by her like brains* (AN: Ya, I like know that you can't see your brains in the mirror but like, I had a dream once that you could and stuff... so YA!)

Sailor Venus: Hey girlfriend! Weren't we supposed to be like, fighting some evil dude like two hours ago?

Sailor Moon: Oh ya! *not concentrating cause she is like still looking at the mirror* Moon tiara magic! *it like hits some tree*

Sailor Venus: *is jumping up and down* YAY! WE BEAT THE EVIL DUDES! Well, gotta go for dinner now... *waves and while jumping into the air and disappearing into some faraway place, she like twists her ankle and falls on her bum. (AN: *giggles*)* OWWWW! I FELL ON MY BUMMY! (AN: *giggles*)

Sailor Moon: I'M SO FREAKING GOOD AT THIS GORGEOUS SAILOR BABE STUFF! *still looking in the mirror*

*the other scouts appear and they're like mad cause these two like didn't help them fight the bad guy and they had to do it themselves and stuff.* (AN: Oh ya, and like Tuxedo Hottie is there too... he's gonna be called that from now on? K? Cause like, Tuxedo Mask is like such a freaking boring name and stuff!)

Sailor Jupitor: *fixing her ponytail* Like, you two better have been getting manicures or something important or I'm gonna be majorly pissed! You guys didn't even sprinkle some venus love stuff on the dude! By the way, was it just me or did that bad guy soooooooooooooooo totally like need a haircut?

Sailor Mars: *posing for no reason whatsover* He like needed a major wardrobe change! *pauses while looking at Sailor Venus* Sailor V? That is like sooooooooooooo not a flattering position to be in!

Sailor Venus: But I fell on my bummy! (AN: *giggles*)

Sailor Moon: *STILL looking in the pink mirror thingy* Like, what's your problem!? I did so kick some evil guy's butt! (AN: *giggles*) *Points at the tree*

Sailor Mercury: Actually, according to my definite observations, that is a deciduous tree and not one of the forces that make up the nega-verse brigade.

Sailor Moon: *blinks while chewing bubble gum that came out of nowhere* Like... K? Whatever! *mirror magically disappears and she like runs over and like hugs Tuxedo Hottie* Did you miss me babe?

Tuxedo Hottie: Like, I don't know but for some weird reason, I've been quiet for like the past 10 minutes ever since this gay fanfic even started! Like, I'm gonna give the people who made this script a piece of my dirty mind! I mean errr... clean, clean, very clean mind! *sweatdrops* (AN: *screams and runs away from the perverted Tuxedo Hottie*)

Sailor Mercury: Actually, according to my definite observations, it's been less than 10 minutes... that is unless the reader reads this fanfiction at a below average rate and...

Tuxedo Hottie: Okay, just like ignore what I just said! *turns to Sailor Moon for some heavy make-out time*

Sailor Mars: *desperate to be the center of attention* I'm like, a pyro!

Sailor Jupiter: *not to be out-done* ME TOO! What a coinci... coincide... that word!

Sailor Mercury: Do you even know what pyro means?

Sailor Mars: *blushes* No...

Sailor Mercury: I was talking to Sailor Jupiter... *sweatdrops*

Sailor Mars: Oh... *blushes*

Sailor Venus: HELLO PEEPS? I need like help and stuff! Hit me with some of that healing crystal stuff!

Sailor Moon: *too busy sucking face with Tuxedo Hotttie* Mmmm...?

Tuxedo Hottie: *too busy sucking face with Sailor Moon* Mmmm...? (AN: *still running from the perverted Tuxedo Hottie*)

Sailor Venus: Like, oh my god! This is the end of everything as we know it! I'm dead! This is the end of all people!

Sailor Mercury: Actually, according to my definite observations, your current predicament won't affect civilization that...

Everybody except Sailor Mercury and the two lovebirds who are sucking face (AN: *doesn't know what is happening cause she's still running away from you-know-who*): Like, WHATEVER!

~~~Author's Notes~~~

Oooo, will Sailor V feel better? (I know, I know, the plot is so freaking kool!) Like, I know the fic was so good that it's beyond like, the description of words... but like, try your best to put it in words in the review! like okay? ^.^;;;