Disclaimer: Like plz, don't sue me. Btw, what the heck r u big-time-sailor-
moon-lawyers reading this? i don't know what to say... I'm touched...
Sailor Venus: *starts crying dramatically* Like, n-n-o one cares about me!
Sailor Mercury: *turns to Sailor Mars* I'll pry the two suck-facers off of each other and you can pretend to heal Sailor Venus's foot. She won't notice the difference.
Sailor Jupitor: Like, what about me?! I'm important too! I'll have you know that Jupiter is like the BIGGEST universe in the world!
Sailor Mercury: *used to their stupidty* Well, Mercury is the BIGGEST universe in the universe.
Sailor Jupiter: *Pouts* Well, if you're sure...
Sailor Mars: *holds a little strip of paper with Japanese words that say, 'like, heal already, i'm like, helping you already' and tentatively puts it on Sailor Venus's ankle* All better! *pets her on the head* Like, what conditioner are you using? I've gotta get some of it!
Sailor Venus: I get it from the drug store. It's illegal cause drugs are bad. But if you're like, totally sure you want to get arrested for it, it's called, 'shoe polish'.
Sailor Mars: *blinks* Wow! Technology these days! I thought like, that was for cleaning windows!
Sailor Venus: *feeling smart* Oh no! It's for making your hair shinier now! At first, I was like, 'Ewwwwwwwwwww, it's made of vitamin shoe' but then, i smartened up and read the ingrediants. And believe it or not, I'T NOT MADE OF VITAMIN SHOE! They should sooooooooooo totally put this in Cosmo, I'm sure that like, girls all around the world would like to know about this conditioner that works so well!
Sailor Mercury: 0.o *thinks to herself, 'oh well, these idiots can't be helped'*
Sailor Mercury: *After sighing, she decides to separate the couple and taps Sailor Moon on the shoulder* Oh look, a flying pig.
Sailor Moon: *Stops kissing, leaving a dazed Tuxedo Hottie* OH MY GOD! WHERE?! Is that it? *Points to a flying blimp*
Sailor Mercury: *sweatdrops* Ya, that's it. You better stop sucking f... kissing Tuxedo Hottie or you won't be able to tell all your girlfriends about the flying pig.
Sailor Moon: Thanks! I TOTALLY owe you one! Come on Tuxedo Hottie, I wanna go catch it! Maybe mommy will let me keep it as a pet!
Sailor Mercury: Actually... Oh never mind...
Sailor Moon: *blinks* You grammar was like totally messed... it should be 'never use your mind'! Jeeze, and I thought you were smart! *Runs off with Tuxedo Hottie on her trail*
Tuxedo Hottie: *While running, he trips over the grass*
Sailor Moon: *turns around* LIKE, NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My lover boy has been killed by grass. Oh, the horror, the horror... *crumples on the ground and starts crying*
Tuxedo Hottie: Ow! *Gets up* Aww baby, grass will never get between our relationship. Even if all the grass in the world tried to kill me, they would never get me because they're no match for... *cheesy music comes on and he poses as he lifts his head and puts his hands on his hips*... TUXEDO HOTTIE!
Sailor Moon: *mouth is open in amazement and she has stopped crying* YOU'RE ALIVE! THANK BRITNEY SPEARS!
Tuxedo Hottie: *cheesy music continues as he comes up to Sailor Moon and puts his fingers on her lips* Yes, may The Britney Spears look after us forever and ever... *sucks face with Sailor Moon again*
Sailor Mercury: Oh crap, screw this. I'm not getting paid enough for this! *stalks off towards the library*
[AN: Oh double crap... Err... Sailor Mercury is uh... *lightbulb lights up above her head* IS BACK! *sends a Sailor Mercury action figure into the story*]
Sailor Jupiter: *stares at the Sailor Mercury action figure in amazement* Like wow, Sailor Mercury! I didn't know you were like, into the diet thing! It's only been like a couple of minutes and you've lost like a zillion pounds! How did you do it?
Sailor Mercury Action Figure: ...
Sailor Jupiter: *Frowns* I thought you were my friend too! How could you like stay silent like that and not give me your dieting secret! I HATE YOU! IN FACT, I'VE ALWAYS HATED YOU! *starts strangling the action figure* HOW COULD YOU WANT ME TO BE FAT, HOW??????? *keeps strangling the toy*
[AN: (^.^;;;) This isn't working out as I thought it would...]
Sailor Venus: SHOE POLISH!
Sailor Jupiter: Huh?! What? *stops strangling the poor dead doll to dust*
Sailor Venus: *trying to get all the sailor scouts to do 'illegal' acts* If you rub shoe polish on all your fatty spots, the shiniest of the polish gets rid of the fat!
Sailor Jupiter: *Awed* Like, where can I get some of this mystical shoe polish that you talk about? It wasn't in this month's issue of Cosmo!
Sailor Venus: *Nods eagerly* It's not but IT SHOULD BE! Let's ALL go off to the drug store!
Sailor Jupiter: DRUGS?! But they're BAD! I like, don't wanna do drugs! I don't like, wanna get in trouble or anything! *Forgets about killing 'Sailor Mercury'*
Sailor Venus: *Smiles wisely* That's ok, it's like, for a good cause...
*Sailor Venus, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter and the Sailor Mercury action figure link arms as they skip off to the drug store, leaving behind Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Hottie* *Singing to the tune of 'We're off to see the Wizard'* We're off to see the drug store, containing the wonderful shoe polish of here, because because because because...
~~~~~~~~~~~Author's Note~~~~~~~~~~
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE CALLED 'The Sailor Scouts Adventures in the Drug Store' Anyay... What did you think?! Plz review! :-D I tried using less of the word, 'like'. I don't know about you but if THE word gets said too much, I get toooooooooooo annoyed!
Sailor Venus: *starts crying dramatically* Like, n-n-o one cares about me!
Sailor Mercury: *turns to Sailor Mars* I'll pry the two suck-facers off of each other and you can pretend to heal Sailor Venus's foot. She won't notice the difference.
Sailor Jupitor: Like, what about me?! I'm important too! I'll have you know that Jupiter is like the BIGGEST universe in the world!
Sailor Mercury: *used to their stupidty* Well, Mercury is the BIGGEST universe in the universe.
Sailor Jupiter: *Pouts* Well, if you're sure...
Sailor Mars: *holds a little strip of paper with Japanese words that say, 'like, heal already, i'm like, helping you already' and tentatively puts it on Sailor Venus's ankle* All better! *pets her on the head* Like, what conditioner are you using? I've gotta get some of it!
Sailor Venus: I get it from the drug store. It's illegal cause drugs are bad. But if you're like, totally sure you want to get arrested for it, it's called, 'shoe polish'.
Sailor Mars: *blinks* Wow! Technology these days! I thought like, that was for cleaning windows!
Sailor Venus: *feeling smart* Oh no! It's for making your hair shinier now! At first, I was like, 'Ewwwwwwwwwww, it's made of vitamin shoe' but then, i smartened up and read the ingrediants. And believe it or not, I'T NOT MADE OF VITAMIN SHOE! They should sooooooooooo totally put this in Cosmo, I'm sure that like, girls all around the world would like to know about this conditioner that works so well!
Sailor Mercury: 0.o *thinks to herself, 'oh well, these idiots can't be helped'*
Sailor Mercury: *After sighing, she decides to separate the couple and taps Sailor Moon on the shoulder* Oh look, a flying pig.
Sailor Moon: *Stops kissing, leaving a dazed Tuxedo Hottie* OH MY GOD! WHERE?! Is that it? *Points to a flying blimp*
Sailor Mercury: *sweatdrops* Ya, that's it. You better stop sucking f... kissing Tuxedo Hottie or you won't be able to tell all your girlfriends about the flying pig.
Sailor Moon: Thanks! I TOTALLY owe you one! Come on Tuxedo Hottie, I wanna go catch it! Maybe mommy will let me keep it as a pet!
Sailor Mercury: Actually... Oh never mind...
Sailor Moon: *blinks* You grammar was like totally messed... it should be 'never use your mind'! Jeeze, and I thought you were smart! *Runs off with Tuxedo Hottie on her trail*
Tuxedo Hottie: *While running, he trips over the grass*
Sailor Moon: *turns around* LIKE, NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My lover boy has been killed by grass. Oh, the horror, the horror... *crumples on the ground and starts crying*
Tuxedo Hottie: Ow! *Gets up* Aww baby, grass will never get between our relationship. Even if all the grass in the world tried to kill me, they would never get me because they're no match for... *cheesy music comes on and he poses as he lifts his head and puts his hands on his hips*... TUXEDO HOTTIE!
Sailor Moon: *mouth is open in amazement and she has stopped crying* YOU'RE ALIVE! THANK BRITNEY SPEARS!
Tuxedo Hottie: *cheesy music continues as he comes up to Sailor Moon and puts his fingers on her lips* Yes, may The Britney Spears look after us forever and ever... *sucks face with Sailor Moon again*
Sailor Mercury: Oh crap, screw this. I'm not getting paid enough for this! *stalks off towards the library*
[AN: Oh double crap... Err... Sailor Mercury is uh... *lightbulb lights up above her head* IS BACK! *sends a Sailor Mercury action figure into the story*]
Sailor Jupiter: *stares at the Sailor Mercury action figure in amazement* Like wow, Sailor Mercury! I didn't know you were like, into the diet thing! It's only been like a couple of minutes and you've lost like a zillion pounds! How did you do it?
Sailor Mercury Action Figure: ...
Sailor Jupiter: *Frowns* I thought you were my friend too! How could you like stay silent like that and not give me your dieting secret! I HATE YOU! IN FACT, I'VE ALWAYS HATED YOU! *starts strangling the action figure* HOW COULD YOU WANT ME TO BE FAT, HOW??????? *keeps strangling the toy*
[AN: (^.^;;;) This isn't working out as I thought it would...]
Sailor Venus: SHOE POLISH!
Sailor Jupiter: Huh?! What? *stops strangling the poor dead doll to dust*
Sailor Venus: *trying to get all the sailor scouts to do 'illegal' acts* If you rub shoe polish on all your fatty spots, the shiniest of the polish gets rid of the fat!
Sailor Jupiter: *Awed* Like, where can I get some of this mystical shoe polish that you talk about? It wasn't in this month's issue of Cosmo!
Sailor Venus: *Nods eagerly* It's not but IT SHOULD BE! Let's ALL go off to the drug store!
Sailor Jupiter: DRUGS?! But they're BAD! I like, don't wanna do drugs! I don't like, wanna get in trouble or anything! *Forgets about killing 'Sailor Mercury'*
Sailor Venus: *Smiles wisely* That's ok, it's like, for a good cause...
*Sailor Venus, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter and the Sailor Mercury action figure link arms as they skip off to the drug store, leaving behind Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Hottie* *Singing to the tune of 'We're off to see the Wizard'* We're off to see the drug store, containing the wonderful shoe polish of here, because because because because...
~~~~~~~~~~~Author's Note~~~~~~~~~~
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE CALLED 'The Sailor Scouts Adventures in the Drug Store' Anyay... What did you think?! Plz review! :-D I tried using less of the word, 'like'. I don't know about you but if THE word gets said too much, I get toooooooooooo annoyed!