Extra: Engrish special

You were expecting another chapter! Ha! Tricked you! I just wanted to do a quick engrish special, since it's so much fun. What is engrish, you ask? Simple, think of the bad Japanese foreign films that you've seen you know, the ones where the lips keep moving after they've stopped talking. Sometimes the subtitles have bad grammar as well. That, my good friends, is Engrish.

Here's a little ditty about what the characters of Sweep would say in Engrish:

Morgan: I just try be good witch. My father bad, but I can be good. I show them, I be good witch!

Hunter: Morgan break rules. She never listen Council! I tell that she not do bad magick, but she no listen. But choice hers. She can be good witch. I love.

Robbie: It not fair. Friends bloodwitch, I not! They mess minds, want me to forget. I not forget. They mess people bad. I not have to take. No friend do that.

Mary K.: I not understand sister like witchcraft. It evil. Bible say not suffer witch live. It evil. Alisa think too, though she in coven. She afraid Morgan maybe I should afraid too. Plus she not dress good, I help.

Bree: I not slut. Love not real the minute you fall love you hurt. I seen it! Love fake.

Alisa: Morgan scare. She big powerful. I try to make see evil ways, but she just tell me to go away. I tell Mary K.; we write city council. No one stop her, city council can.

Raven: Sky control. No like me flirt with boy. I is me. She not stop. Boy cute.

Sky: I go England. Raven not understand feeling. She angry me some time. Why she flirt so many boy?

Ciaran: Daughter strong. I proud. Maybe she join me with coven. I sorry killed mother. Sorry every day.

Sharon: I not spoiled. Gold bangles not mean nothing. I tell, designer label don't mean spoil.

Matt: I so confused. Jenna dump, cause Raven me cheat. Not fault! She make cheat! Why not understand?

Jenna: I not sad. I be strong Matt cheat, but I strong. Not cry. Morgan strong. She cure asthma. I look up to her.

Ethan: Sharon not like drink. She say bad. Just one drink, I tell. She say not. I should not drink. Maybe she right.

Killian: Kids lame. No like drink. Seeker lame he not fun. I say we should all party, he say no they want kill you. I not see why sister like.

Cal: What I do here? I dead. Silly persons. How I talk engrish dead? Not happen.

Whoo! Wasn't that funny? No well. *sticks out tongue*

*sigh* I have to much time on my hands, I'll write the next part soon. Geez, I barely prevented myself from writing this part in engrish as well. It's contagious I tell you!