Disclaimer: *Sighs* WWWWWWWwwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me no own Sailor Moon...
Those bunch of. NO COMMENT!
*The girls carefully approach a small building with a lighted sign stating 'Drug Store'. Right beside it, a sign claimed that it was open 24/7*
Sailor Venus: *Hiding behind a bush while whispering* Like, there it is. Diet your eyes on THAT!
Sailor Jupiter: *Stares at all the customers streaming in and out of the store* I totally didn't know that there were that much people in this country doing drugs!
Sailor Mars: *Pushes an annoying branch away from her face* Like, why are we hiding in a bush and whispering? I'm not THAT ugly, am I? Of course I'm not! On behalf of Mars, I like, challenge anybody who defies my beauty! *Stands up and shouts* DO NOT BE SCARED OF MY BEAUTY!
*A bunch of passing teenagers snicker as they pass by*
Sailor Mars: *turns to the scouts, serious* They're definitely intimidated by my loveliness.
Sailor Mercury action figure: ...
Sailor Mars: Hey look, Mercury! No need to like, get so angry at me! Don't be like, scared of my beauty but don't be jealous of it either!
Sailor Mercury action figure: ...
Sailor Mars: That's it! I've had it with your prissy attitude! Wanna take this outside?! Huh? Huh?
Sailor Venus: Like look, do you want to get the shoe polish or not?
The others: *Silence*
Sailor Venus: FAB! Now, follow me! Don't get lost now. There's over like 20 cm square of space here and if you get lost, we might never find you again!
*Everybody follows Sailor Venus in a beeline. Sailor Mars is holding 'Sailor Mercury' by the hand. Sailor Venus slowly approaches the store greeter.*
Drug Store greeter: Hello, I hope you enjoy your shopping experience.
Sailor Venus: *Trying to fit in* Like, what's up my homie? Um... Like, what else? *tries to think* Err... Raising the roof this evening? *Puts both her palms above her head, both of them facing the roof as they do an awkward upwards and downwards and upwards and downwards (it goes on and on...) motion*
Drug Store greeter: *Blinking* Um... sorry but we don't sell roofs or house building materials.
Sailor Mars: Oh no, we're not interested in *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink* roofs or building materials. We're just here for... *leans over, whispering in the greeter's ears* shoe polish.
Drug Store greeter: Oh, they're in asile 4. *grins, finally understanding what the heck these weird girls standing in revealing clothing wanted*
Sailor Jupiter: Remember, this was like, just some dream? Like, ok? *waves her in a spiraling motion* Dream... it was like, all a dream. We were never here to buy shoe polish from your drug overlordiness...
Drug Store greeter: 0.o *seriously spooked* Ok...?
Sailr Jupiter: *running to catch up with the other scouts* Hey girlfriends! I sooooooooo totally handled the bouncer back there!! She thinks that this was all a dream. Hahahaha, she is like, soooooooooooo stupid!
Sailor Venus: Good job!
Sailor Mars: Definitely!
Sailor Venus: *walking as the scouts continue to follow her* Ok... Here's asile one... two... three. I CAN'T FIND ASILE FOUR! Oh my god, I've already checked 3 asiles. Where can it possibly be?
Sailor Mars: *Looks around* Look, asile four! It's right beside asile 3! You'd think these druggies would learn to organize things for ya!
Sailor Jupiter: *rolls eyes* That's druggies for you... too busy doing... um... drugs and stuff... TO LEARN TO COUNT PROPERLY! *rolls eyes again for extra effect*
Sailor Venus: Hey, if we're gonna buy shoe, doesn't that make us druggies too? I CAN SOOOOO COUNT! Oh well, as long as I get that shoe polish, it'll be like, totally good.
Sailor Mars: *walks down the asile, checking out the merchandise* Oh my god, look at that... there's some shoe polish! And it's on sale for only $2.99! Like wow! The drug overlordiness peoples must be in a really good mood to give us a discount!
Sailor Jupiter: Wow! But a sale? I don't like the sound of that. When I buy my clothing, if it's on sale, it's like TOTALLY out of fashion!
Sailor Mars: Wow, maybe you're right. I guess this means... it's so out of fashion, that it's in!
Sailor Jupiter: You're a genius, Mars! *gives her a high-five*
Sailor Mars: Let's get six of them! *Piles a bunch in her arm* Ok! Let's go! Now... where is the drug overlordiness so we can pay for this?
*They wander around the drug store until they reach the asile of toys*
Sailor Mars: HOLY MOTHER OF BRITNEY SPEARS! There are at least a zillion sailor scouts here! *Points at the tiny section of sailor moon action figures*
Sailor Jupitor: *tears swell up in her eyes* And they're all so skinny! How can we like, fight them?! They're clones of us and they're all so beautiful!
Sailor Venus: NO! And we like, left Sailor Moon all alone! These evil bad dudettes will for sure harm her too! Well, this like, sooooooooooo totally settles it! *begins bitch slapping the toys*
*Before the others have a chance to attack, an employee notices them destroying the action figures*
Employee: Excuse me but what are you doing?
Sailor Mars: We're saving the world! DUH!
Employee: By breaking a bunch of action figures? *he uplifts his eyebrow as he pages for the manager*
Sailor Venus: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Please don't call your drug overlordiness to kill us! He'll like, send for the godfather and we'll be dead for like, sure!
Sailor Jupiter: *Ignores Sailor Venus's outburst* Action figures? Are you, like, trying to tell us that these are just toys?... toys sent from the negaverse to kill us? Everything is coming together now... SAILOR MERCURY IS ACTUALLY A TOY SENT FROM THE NEGAVERSE TO KILL US! I knew it was strange how she was, like, suddenly so skinny... and how she wouldn't tell me her dieting secret... I'LL KILL YOU SAILOR MERCURY, KILL YOU! *takes 'Sailor Mercury' from Sailor Mars's hand and starts strangling her again*
Employee: 0.o... Ok... your obsession with the sailor scouts are a little out of hand...
Sailor Mars: *Shrugs and figuring that the other scouts can solve this problem themselves, she decides to try this lengndary, shoe polish*
*The manager appears and looks at Sailor Jupiter strangling an action figure, Sailor Venus begging, and a Sailor Mars opening a package of shoe polish and putting some into her hair*
Manager: Holy mother of...
Sailor Mars: *thinking she was helpful* Britney Spears
Manager: Huh?
Sailor Mars: *smiles idiotically* Holy mother of Britney Spears?
Manager: *Turning to the middle-aged employee* What is with this generation these days?
Sailor Mars: Hey, I THINK THIS IS WORKING! Look how shiny my hair is? A little greasy, yes, but also totally, fabulously, SHINY!
Sailor Venus: Who cares?! We're about to be like, killed by some godfather dude! *starts crying*
Sailor Jupiter: I'll kill you Sailor Mercury, KILL YOU!
Manager: *Mumurs under breath* There's still 4 days until halloween and already, the weirdos are out TRICK-or-treating.
~~~~~~~Author's Note~~~~~~~~
I hope I didn't offend anybody :-/ If you are though, just post a comment, and I'll do my best to fix the story a bit :-D...
*The girls carefully approach a small building with a lighted sign stating 'Drug Store'. Right beside it, a sign claimed that it was open 24/7*
Sailor Venus: *Hiding behind a bush while whispering* Like, there it is. Diet your eyes on THAT!
Sailor Jupiter: *Stares at all the customers streaming in and out of the store* I totally didn't know that there were that much people in this country doing drugs!
Sailor Mars: *Pushes an annoying branch away from her face* Like, why are we hiding in a bush and whispering? I'm not THAT ugly, am I? Of course I'm not! On behalf of Mars, I like, challenge anybody who defies my beauty! *Stands up and shouts* DO NOT BE SCARED OF MY BEAUTY!
*A bunch of passing teenagers snicker as they pass by*
Sailor Mars: *turns to the scouts, serious* They're definitely intimidated by my loveliness.
Sailor Mercury action figure: ...
Sailor Mars: Hey look, Mercury! No need to like, get so angry at me! Don't be like, scared of my beauty but don't be jealous of it either!
Sailor Mercury action figure: ...
Sailor Mars: That's it! I've had it with your prissy attitude! Wanna take this outside?! Huh? Huh?
Sailor Venus: Like look, do you want to get the shoe polish or not?
The others: *Silence*
Sailor Venus: FAB! Now, follow me! Don't get lost now. There's over like 20 cm square of space here and if you get lost, we might never find you again!
*Everybody follows Sailor Venus in a beeline. Sailor Mars is holding 'Sailor Mercury' by the hand. Sailor Venus slowly approaches the store greeter.*
Drug Store greeter: Hello, I hope you enjoy your shopping experience.
Sailor Venus: *Trying to fit in* Like, what's up my homie? Um... Like, what else? *tries to think* Err... Raising the roof this evening? *Puts both her palms above her head, both of them facing the roof as they do an awkward upwards and downwards and upwards and downwards (it goes on and on...) motion*
Drug Store greeter: *Blinking* Um... sorry but we don't sell roofs or house building materials.
Sailor Mars: Oh no, we're not interested in *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink* roofs or building materials. We're just here for... *leans over, whispering in the greeter's ears* shoe polish.
Drug Store greeter: Oh, they're in asile 4. *grins, finally understanding what the heck these weird girls standing in revealing clothing wanted*
Sailor Jupiter: Remember, this was like, just some dream? Like, ok? *waves her in a spiraling motion* Dream... it was like, all a dream. We were never here to buy shoe polish from your drug overlordiness...
Drug Store greeter: 0.o *seriously spooked* Ok...?
Sailr Jupiter: *running to catch up with the other scouts* Hey girlfriends! I sooooooooo totally handled the bouncer back there!! She thinks that this was all a dream. Hahahaha, she is like, soooooooooooo stupid!
Sailor Venus: Good job!
Sailor Mars: Definitely!
Sailor Venus: *walking as the scouts continue to follow her* Ok... Here's asile one... two... three. I CAN'T FIND ASILE FOUR! Oh my god, I've already checked 3 asiles. Where can it possibly be?
Sailor Mars: *Looks around* Look, asile four! It's right beside asile 3! You'd think these druggies would learn to organize things for ya!
Sailor Jupiter: *rolls eyes* That's druggies for you... too busy doing... um... drugs and stuff... TO LEARN TO COUNT PROPERLY! *rolls eyes again for extra effect*
Sailor Venus: Hey, if we're gonna buy shoe, doesn't that make us druggies too? I CAN SOOOOO COUNT! Oh well, as long as I get that shoe polish, it'll be like, totally good.
Sailor Mars: *walks down the asile, checking out the merchandise* Oh my god, look at that... there's some shoe polish! And it's on sale for only $2.99! Like wow! The drug overlordiness peoples must be in a really good mood to give us a discount!
Sailor Jupiter: Wow! But a sale? I don't like the sound of that. When I buy my clothing, if it's on sale, it's like TOTALLY out of fashion!
Sailor Mars: Wow, maybe you're right. I guess this means... it's so out of fashion, that it's in!
Sailor Jupiter: You're a genius, Mars! *gives her a high-five*
Sailor Mars: Let's get six of them! *Piles a bunch in her arm* Ok! Let's go! Now... where is the drug overlordiness so we can pay for this?
*They wander around the drug store until they reach the asile of toys*
Sailor Mars: HOLY MOTHER OF BRITNEY SPEARS! There are at least a zillion sailor scouts here! *Points at the tiny section of sailor moon action figures*
Sailor Jupitor: *tears swell up in her eyes* And they're all so skinny! How can we like, fight them?! They're clones of us and they're all so beautiful!
Sailor Venus: NO! And we like, left Sailor Moon all alone! These evil bad dudettes will for sure harm her too! Well, this like, sooooooooooo totally settles it! *begins bitch slapping the toys*
*Before the others have a chance to attack, an employee notices them destroying the action figures*
Employee: Excuse me but what are you doing?
Sailor Mars: We're saving the world! DUH!
Employee: By breaking a bunch of action figures? *he uplifts his eyebrow as he pages for the manager*
Sailor Venus: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Please don't call your drug overlordiness to kill us! He'll like, send for the godfather and we'll be dead for like, sure!
Sailor Jupiter: *Ignores Sailor Venus's outburst* Action figures? Are you, like, trying to tell us that these are just toys?... toys sent from the negaverse to kill us? Everything is coming together now... SAILOR MERCURY IS ACTUALLY A TOY SENT FROM THE NEGAVERSE TO KILL US! I knew it was strange how she was, like, suddenly so skinny... and how she wouldn't tell me her dieting secret... I'LL KILL YOU SAILOR MERCURY, KILL YOU! *takes 'Sailor Mercury' from Sailor Mars's hand and starts strangling her again*
Employee: 0.o... Ok... your obsession with the sailor scouts are a little out of hand...
Sailor Mars: *Shrugs and figuring that the other scouts can solve this problem themselves, she decides to try this lengndary, shoe polish*
*The manager appears and looks at Sailor Jupiter strangling an action figure, Sailor Venus begging, and a Sailor Mars opening a package of shoe polish and putting some into her hair*
Manager: Holy mother of...
Sailor Mars: *thinking she was helpful* Britney Spears
Manager: Huh?
Sailor Mars: *smiles idiotically* Holy mother of Britney Spears?
Manager: *Turning to the middle-aged employee* What is with this generation these days?
Sailor Mars: Hey, I THINK THIS IS WORKING! Look how shiny my hair is? A little greasy, yes, but also totally, fabulously, SHINY!
Sailor Venus: Who cares?! We're about to be like, killed by some godfather dude! *starts crying*
Sailor Jupiter: I'll kill you Sailor Mercury, KILL YOU!
Manager: *Mumurs under breath* There's still 4 days until halloween and already, the weirdos are out TRICK-or-treating.
~~~~~~~Author's Note~~~~~~~~
I hope I didn't offend anybody :-/ If you are though, just post a comment, and I'll do my best to fix the story a bit :-D...