AN: Muhahahahahahaha, my evil little mind is clicking away. - God, I'm such
a bad actor.
By the way, my friend nearly killed me cuz I put her name into the fic, so
I've had to change it to AMY. It's lame now cuz it won't be the same. She's
giving me a hard time about it and the fact I completely suck at hp
fanfics. She said for me to go back to lotr. They don't like me there
either.
Angel On A Mission.
Chapter Three: Unexpectedness in the Great Hall.
After awhile and a lot of talking Harry and Ron left the girls to change into their school robes.
"Bit weird those two aren't they?" Ron asked as he leaned casually against the corridor wall.
"Mmmm,"
"Well we should be used to weird people at our school now shouldn't we!" Ron said jokingly.
"Yeah, true eh? Happy to know someone will join your Pummel Malfoy club?"
Ron rolled his eyes, "Not that I'm complaining about her enthusiasm I'm just a little shocked that Jessica would be so ready to smack him across his smug face so quickly, she doesn't even know him!"
"That's true, but remember we would never have expected Hermione to smack him right across the face in our third year did we?"
Ron laughed, "Shut up for a sec I wanna remember Malfoy's awestruck face," he face went all dreamy.
"Ah well, we shouldn't complain about Jess though, we should be glad she's ready to kill him. Besides, why are we talking about Jessica anyway, let's talk about Amy,"
Ron raised his eyebrows, "Amy now? I thought you and Cho were going out,"
Harry rolled his eyes, "She's not want she seemed Ron,"
"Right, so you sly old dog, you're single with your eyes on Amy?"
"That's about right,"
~~~~~~~~~~~~
The train arrived at the Hogwarts station and it was far too chilly outside for Jessica's liking.
"Ohh, I forgot what it was like to be cold again," she said wrapping her cloak tighter around herself.
"Amen to that," Amy said through shattering teeth.
They trudged along with Harry, Hermione and Ron to the carriages led by invisible horses. Upon arriving at the Hogwarts castle Amy leaned across and whispered to her,
"Why is it that I get a very bad feeling about tonight?"
Jessica didn't get to answer as their bumpy ride came to a stop and they stumbled out of the carriage walking in one great mob to the main entrance. Malfoy and his 'all they can do is sneer' gang pushed past Jessica sending her flying down the steps. Malfoy looked over his shoulder smirking his little smug face off.
Ron and Harry helped her up but soon found they had to hold her back so she couldn't leap at his blonde head and rip everything out through his ears.
"Geez Jess, you're more agro towards Malfoy then I am," Ron muttered pulling at her collar to stop her running forward.
Jessica merely growled, "Bad first impression,"
The group of watching Gryffindors started to walk again and the other hurried to catch up. The five were last to enter the entrance hall but when they did they saw the mayhem going on.
The teachers were sitting on cushions and drinking herbal tea. All dressed like hippies. The entire Hall erupted in laughter. Especially at Snape's lovely little pink bandanna wrapped around his head. The hall was filled flower petals and cushions. The place was definitely not like this in J.K's mind.
"Great," Jessica groaned though barely anyone heard her.
"I knew something bad was going on," Amy muttered.
"Time to go to work," Jessica sighing.
This is where the real Angel magic kicked in. Jessica clicked her fingers once and everything stopped. Everyone in the great hall was frozen in time. Jessica and Amy made their way up to the front where the teachers sat and started to remove the cushions and clean away the flowers with their own magic. Once they had done that, they summoned back the tables and golden cutlery. They put back the teachers in their right places and shifted large amounts of frozen laughing students to their house tables. Once everyone was seated at the right table and there was no flowers to be seen (though the place smelled excessively of flowery perfume) Jessica clicked her fingers and things un froze.
Everyone was quiet for a moment and looked around dazed, but merely shrugged it off. Dumbledore blinked quite a few times before he came to again. He looked down at the Gryffindors table and looked at Jessica and Amy. They nodded.
Dumbledore shook his head and shrugged. Chatter started again and no body seemed to remember the flower petals nor the cushions. Jessica looked at Amy, things had definitely not got off to a good start.
They tucked into their meal gladly. The entire time Jessica, using her extra cool supper doopa special angel powers, could feel the prying eyes of someone on the back of her neck. She did not want to give whoever the person was the satisfactory of seeing her annoyed with it. But Jessica wasn't known for her patience.
She whirled around angrily nearly knocking Ron and Amy who were sitting on either side of her. She turned around to see Malfoy, the bastard of a Slytherin, looking directly at her, smirking again. Jessica flushed red and turned around again. She could still feel his eyes on her neck. Sometimes she really hated being an angel and being able to tell when someone was staring endlessly at the back of your neck. Harry saw from across the table that Jessica was very tense and very angry.
"Jess, you alright?"
Jessica growled and gripped her fork tightly.
"Jess, hello? Earth to Jess?" Amy said waving her bread roll in front of Jessica's face.
"What?" she snapped.
"Jesus Jess, what's eating you," Amy was taken aback but didn't ask anymore questions.
Jessica didn't like this game Malfoy was playing. It was making her snappy and grumpy. What the hell was he doing anyway? Just staring at her and it was making her furious.
Across the hall Malfoy smirked broadened, his little game was becoming fun. He liked seeing the girl worked up and flaming furiously. She was cute like that. Did he just say that? Malfoy shook his head. His game was just to purely annoy the crap out of her. He saw the way she got worked up out on Platform Nine and Three Quarters. His game had only begun.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
During the next week Jessica and Amy managed to put five more fanfiction disasters and recover Snape from being gay at least twelve times. The end of the week and Jessica was starting to feel the effects of being at school again. Amy and Harry seemed to flirt a little more every day. Malfoy kept being a pain in the neck and continued to stare with his silly little smirk on his face. Twice Jessica had turned around to find him right behind her and him say 'BOO' scaring the living daylights out of her.
She thought she could hide in the library that Friday night. Hidden behind a tower of books. She had to catch up some things she didn't now, like how on earth you were supposed turn a hedgehog into a pin cushion! She had broken so many quills already by just the mere sound of someone walking by or moving a chair. No wonder the 6th floor had given her Amy so many. Would have been better if she had gotten anger management classes instead.
Jessica picked her wand again feeling as though she should just curse herself out of Hogwarts. Though of course it would never work. Sighing she put down her wand. The entire week was too much to handle for her. With dealing with silly little fanfiction incidents and being a student wasn't easy, also always trying to hide from Malfoy took a lot of energy. Malfoy, the name had been appearing a lot lately. She didn't know why she didn't just walk right up to him and tell him to back off or she would do something nasty while he slept. An image of Malfoy entered her head if she had said that. She knew he would just come up with something incredibly childish to say back at her. She thought about scaring him off, which in her opinion would only be too easy. But she also wondered where her brain went every time he was near her. Same place every girl's mind goes when he comes nearer she supposed. She couldn't deny that Malfoy looked PRETTY good in his Slytherin uniform. Besides the fact that he was completely gorgeous there was almost nothing else to like about Draco Malfoy.
Maybe it was his bad boy look. The fact that being near Malfoy while he made crude sexual remarks was, in a simpler form, plain dirty. Jessica groaned and let her head fall onto the desk. Why in the world had she been thinking about Malfoy like this in the first place?! Maybe it was his tall muscular figure leering over her that made him seem powerful and in total control over her body.. She had to get a life. It wasn't like she knew what it felt like, she had died before her true teenage hormones could kick in. Though rumor around Hogwarts (more or less the girls dormitories) was that Draco Malfoy was indeed, the fox in bed.
Jessica could have smacked herself for even thinking about it.
With her head in the desk and dust intoxicating her nostrils (and with her mind on what Malfoy was like in bed) Jessica was too distant to hear the sneaking footsteps of the man of the moment.
A warm breath blew down Jessica neck almost making her scream.
"What the?!?!" she turned around really hoping it wasn't (no actually she was HOPING) that it wasn't Malfoy and his smirk.
Jessica should never gamble.
"Gave you a little fright did I?" Jessica wanted to slap his smug face silly.
"Well Malfoy people just don't come along and blow onto my neck in complete silence all the time," Jessica said hotly turning back to her books.
"You mean no one was sexually attracted to you enough for them to even consider it?"
Jessica fumed, "And are you suggesting that you are?"
Malfoy had that stupid little smirk of his back on his smug little face. God, she should stop using those two words.
"You could say I was bored Jessica,"
Jessica flinched when he used her first name, but then again she hadn't exactly told anyone her last name. If she had one.
"Well go amuse yourself with somebody else, I'm busy here,"
"Oh no Jessica, I would rather stay here and amuse myself with you," Malfoy advanced on her, moving so he was standing directly behind her and his hot breathe raked her cheek and ear.
Jessica froze for a moment seriously considering freezing the scene so she could run like mad. But somewhere (in a galaxy far far away, sorry couldn't help myself) in her mind she wanted to stay right where she was. This thought lingered for only a moment and she stood up abruptly. She took her books quickly starting to feel her cheeks glow red. Malfoy was enjoying his affect on her.
"Get lost you prat," Jessica hissed as she moved away but something caught her elbow causing her to drop all her books.
"I don't think so," Malfoy whispered dangerously.
He pulled her around and pushed her against the book shelf and put his lean arms on either side of her head. She was trapped, and Malfoy knew it only too well.
"Little Miss Bad Attitude, bet you didn't think this was ever going to happen to you" he whispered these words delightfully, "You know you should really lighten up. You're always so tense, so furiously tense," he blew his words down her neck making her shiver.
"But then again, you are damn sexy thing when you're furious,"
Jessica was beyond loosing her temper. She knew that it would only provoke him more, he had just clearly stated that he loved to make her mad. No, in a calm voice she said,
"Malfoy, you have trapped against a book shelf with a Beginners Guide to Water Creatures poking me in the neck in the most uncomfortable way. You have pissed me off and scared me all week; you've had your fun. Now, PLEASE to the god who gave you life, leave me alone,"
Jessica made out to duck under Malfoy's arms but he was too quick. He grabbed her by the forearms and had her pinned sharply against the book shelf.
"Ow," Jessica muttered thinking Malfoy didn't care anyway.
"My fun is only about to begin, you know, now, I have complete and utter control over you,"
"What make you think that?" she spat.
His gripped tightened around her arms, "Because every time so far, you have had that little look in your eyes like you can't wait for more. You have no idea what I could do to you," his hot words made their way down her neck with his lips following.
Jessica's breathing had become heavy and she tried not to give in to his little evil game.
Tracing his lips back up to her ear he whispered, "I could make you wet your pants with a mere sensual touch. But I'm sure, they're wet plenty already,"
Malfoy was so close to her she could even feel him smirk into her cheek.
"Maybe next time," with that he let her go and with his cloaks billowing behind him made his exit.
Jessica was going to have to learn how to fight the god damned sexy Slytherin before that next time!
AN: OMG, I will never live this done. I'm going to be sent to hell for such bad writing. But on the bright side, every one seems to know my name in Hell, I'll feel right at home!
Angel On A Mission.
Chapter Three: Unexpectedness in the Great Hall.
After awhile and a lot of talking Harry and Ron left the girls to change into their school robes.
"Bit weird those two aren't they?" Ron asked as he leaned casually against the corridor wall.
"Mmmm,"
"Well we should be used to weird people at our school now shouldn't we!" Ron said jokingly.
"Yeah, true eh? Happy to know someone will join your Pummel Malfoy club?"
Ron rolled his eyes, "Not that I'm complaining about her enthusiasm I'm just a little shocked that Jessica would be so ready to smack him across his smug face so quickly, she doesn't even know him!"
"That's true, but remember we would never have expected Hermione to smack him right across the face in our third year did we?"
Ron laughed, "Shut up for a sec I wanna remember Malfoy's awestruck face," he face went all dreamy.
"Ah well, we shouldn't complain about Jess though, we should be glad she's ready to kill him. Besides, why are we talking about Jessica anyway, let's talk about Amy,"
Ron raised his eyebrows, "Amy now? I thought you and Cho were going out,"
Harry rolled his eyes, "She's not want she seemed Ron,"
"Right, so you sly old dog, you're single with your eyes on Amy?"
"That's about right,"
~~~~~~~~~~~~
The train arrived at the Hogwarts station and it was far too chilly outside for Jessica's liking.
"Ohh, I forgot what it was like to be cold again," she said wrapping her cloak tighter around herself.
"Amen to that," Amy said through shattering teeth.
They trudged along with Harry, Hermione and Ron to the carriages led by invisible horses. Upon arriving at the Hogwarts castle Amy leaned across and whispered to her,
"Why is it that I get a very bad feeling about tonight?"
Jessica didn't get to answer as their bumpy ride came to a stop and they stumbled out of the carriage walking in one great mob to the main entrance. Malfoy and his 'all they can do is sneer' gang pushed past Jessica sending her flying down the steps. Malfoy looked over his shoulder smirking his little smug face off.
Ron and Harry helped her up but soon found they had to hold her back so she couldn't leap at his blonde head and rip everything out through his ears.
"Geez Jess, you're more agro towards Malfoy then I am," Ron muttered pulling at her collar to stop her running forward.
Jessica merely growled, "Bad first impression,"
The group of watching Gryffindors started to walk again and the other hurried to catch up. The five were last to enter the entrance hall but when they did they saw the mayhem going on.
The teachers were sitting on cushions and drinking herbal tea. All dressed like hippies. The entire Hall erupted in laughter. Especially at Snape's lovely little pink bandanna wrapped around his head. The hall was filled flower petals and cushions. The place was definitely not like this in J.K's mind.
"Great," Jessica groaned though barely anyone heard her.
"I knew something bad was going on," Amy muttered.
"Time to go to work," Jessica sighing.
This is where the real Angel magic kicked in. Jessica clicked her fingers once and everything stopped. Everyone in the great hall was frozen in time. Jessica and Amy made their way up to the front where the teachers sat and started to remove the cushions and clean away the flowers with their own magic. Once they had done that, they summoned back the tables and golden cutlery. They put back the teachers in their right places and shifted large amounts of frozen laughing students to their house tables. Once everyone was seated at the right table and there was no flowers to be seen (though the place smelled excessively of flowery perfume) Jessica clicked her fingers and things un froze.
Everyone was quiet for a moment and looked around dazed, but merely shrugged it off. Dumbledore blinked quite a few times before he came to again. He looked down at the Gryffindors table and looked at Jessica and Amy. They nodded.
Dumbledore shook his head and shrugged. Chatter started again and no body seemed to remember the flower petals nor the cushions. Jessica looked at Amy, things had definitely not got off to a good start.
They tucked into their meal gladly. The entire time Jessica, using her extra cool supper doopa special angel powers, could feel the prying eyes of someone on the back of her neck. She did not want to give whoever the person was the satisfactory of seeing her annoyed with it. But Jessica wasn't known for her patience.
She whirled around angrily nearly knocking Ron and Amy who were sitting on either side of her. She turned around to see Malfoy, the bastard of a Slytherin, looking directly at her, smirking again. Jessica flushed red and turned around again. She could still feel his eyes on her neck. Sometimes she really hated being an angel and being able to tell when someone was staring endlessly at the back of your neck. Harry saw from across the table that Jessica was very tense and very angry.
"Jess, you alright?"
Jessica growled and gripped her fork tightly.
"Jess, hello? Earth to Jess?" Amy said waving her bread roll in front of Jessica's face.
"What?" she snapped.
"Jesus Jess, what's eating you," Amy was taken aback but didn't ask anymore questions.
Jessica didn't like this game Malfoy was playing. It was making her snappy and grumpy. What the hell was he doing anyway? Just staring at her and it was making her furious.
Across the hall Malfoy smirked broadened, his little game was becoming fun. He liked seeing the girl worked up and flaming furiously. She was cute like that. Did he just say that? Malfoy shook his head. His game was just to purely annoy the crap out of her. He saw the way she got worked up out on Platform Nine and Three Quarters. His game had only begun.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
During the next week Jessica and Amy managed to put five more fanfiction disasters and recover Snape from being gay at least twelve times. The end of the week and Jessica was starting to feel the effects of being at school again. Amy and Harry seemed to flirt a little more every day. Malfoy kept being a pain in the neck and continued to stare with his silly little smirk on his face. Twice Jessica had turned around to find him right behind her and him say 'BOO' scaring the living daylights out of her.
She thought she could hide in the library that Friday night. Hidden behind a tower of books. She had to catch up some things she didn't now, like how on earth you were supposed turn a hedgehog into a pin cushion! She had broken so many quills already by just the mere sound of someone walking by or moving a chair. No wonder the 6th floor had given her Amy so many. Would have been better if she had gotten anger management classes instead.
Jessica picked her wand again feeling as though she should just curse herself out of Hogwarts. Though of course it would never work. Sighing she put down her wand. The entire week was too much to handle for her. With dealing with silly little fanfiction incidents and being a student wasn't easy, also always trying to hide from Malfoy took a lot of energy. Malfoy, the name had been appearing a lot lately. She didn't know why she didn't just walk right up to him and tell him to back off or she would do something nasty while he slept. An image of Malfoy entered her head if she had said that. She knew he would just come up with something incredibly childish to say back at her. She thought about scaring him off, which in her opinion would only be too easy. But she also wondered where her brain went every time he was near her. Same place every girl's mind goes when he comes nearer she supposed. She couldn't deny that Malfoy looked PRETTY good in his Slytherin uniform. Besides the fact that he was completely gorgeous there was almost nothing else to like about Draco Malfoy.
Maybe it was his bad boy look. The fact that being near Malfoy while he made crude sexual remarks was, in a simpler form, plain dirty. Jessica groaned and let her head fall onto the desk. Why in the world had she been thinking about Malfoy like this in the first place?! Maybe it was his tall muscular figure leering over her that made him seem powerful and in total control over her body.. She had to get a life. It wasn't like she knew what it felt like, she had died before her true teenage hormones could kick in. Though rumor around Hogwarts (more or less the girls dormitories) was that Draco Malfoy was indeed, the fox in bed.
Jessica could have smacked herself for even thinking about it.
With her head in the desk and dust intoxicating her nostrils (and with her mind on what Malfoy was like in bed) Jessica was too distant to hear the sneaking footsteps of the man of the moment.
A warm breath blew down Jessica neck almost making her scream.
"What the?!?!" she turned around really hoping it wasn't (no actually she was HOPING) that it wasn't Malfoy and his smirk.
Jessica should never gamble.
"Gave you a little fright did I?" Jessica wanted to slap his smug face silly.
"Well Malfoy people just don't come along and blow onto my neck in complete silence all the time," Jessica said hotly turning back to her books.
"You mean no one was sexually attracted to you enough for them to even consider it?"
Jessica fumed, "And are you suggesting that you are?"
Malfoy had that stupid little smirk of his back on his smug little face. God, she should stop using those two words.
"You could say I was bored Jessica,"
Jessica flinched when he used her first name, but then again she hadn't exactly told anyone her last name. If she had one.
"Well go amuse yourself with somebody else, I'm busy here,"
"Oh no Jessica, I would rather stay here and amuse myself with you," Malfoy advanced on her, moving so he was standing directly behind her and his hot breathe raked her cheek and ear.
Jessica froze for a moment seriously considering freezing the scene so she could run like mad. But somewhere (in a galaxy far far away, sorry couldn't help myself) in her mind she wanted to stay right where she was. This thought lingered for only a moment and she stood up abruptly. She took her books quickly starting to feel her cheeks glow red. Malfoy was enjoying his affect on her.
"Get lost you prat," Jessica hissed as she moved away but something caught her elbow causing her to drop all her books.
"I don't think so," Malfoy whispered dangerously.
He pulled her around and pushed her against the book shelf and put his lean arms on either side of her head. She was trapped, and Malfoy knew it only too well.
"Little Miss Bad Attitude, bet you didn't think this was ever going to happen to you" he whispered these words delightfully, "You know you should really lighten up. You're always so tense, so furiously tense," he blew his words down her neck making her shiver.
"But then again, you are damn sexy thing when you're furious,"
Jessica was beyond loosing her temper. She knew that it would only provoke him more, he had just clearly stated that he loved to make her mad. No, in a calm voice she said,
"Malfoy, you have trapped against a book shelf with a Beginners Guide to Water Creatures poking me in the neck in the most uncomfortable way. You have pissed me off and scared me all week; you've had your fun. Now, PLEASE to the god who gave you life, leave me alone,"
Jessica made out to duck under Malfoy's arms but he was too quick. He grabbed her by the forearms and had her pinned sharply against the book shelf.
"Ow," Jessica muttered thinking Malfoy didn't care anyway.
"My fun is only about to begin, you know, now, I have complete and utter control over you,"
"What make you think that?" she spat.
His gripped tightened around her arms, "Because every time so far, you have had that little look in your eyes like you can't wait for more. You have no idea what I could do to you," his hot words made their way down her neck with his lips following.
Jessica's breathing had become heavy and she tried not to give in to his little evil game.
Tracing his lips back up to her ear he whispered, "I could make you wet your pants with a mere sensual touch. But I'm sure, they're wet plenty already,"
Malfoy was so close to her she could even feel him smirk into her cheek.
"Maybe next time," with that he let her go and with his cloaks billowing behind him made his exit.
Jessica was going to have to learn how to fight the god damned sexy Slytherin before that next time!
AN: OMG, I will never live this done. I'm going to be sent to hell for such bad writing. But on the bright side, every one seems to know my name in Hell, I'll feel right at home!