By: Gemin16
ChAPteR 9: Blue-eyed Blooms
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Hermione was shocked.
And embarrassed.
And completely ready to die and fly away on heaven's wings.
Hermione was staring into a pair of very deep pair of blue eyes. So blue that she felt like she was melting before a blue flame of passion. It was the man of her dreams.
It was-
It was-
It was-
Orlando Bloom?!
Hermione snapped back into reality. "Huh? How did you get into this story?"
Orlando looked surprised. "That's a very good question. What am I doing here?"
"OH MY GOD! ORLANDO!!!!!!" Orlando tried to duck but it was too late. Kitrina tackled him within seconds.
"Um who are you?"
Kitrina looked up at him with hearts in her eyes. "My name's Kitrina. Your biggest fan!"
Hermione rolled her eyes. "Okay lets get back on track here. How did you end up here?"
Orlando shrugged. "I have no idea."
"Who cares? You can stay as long as you want," Kitrina said hanging onto his arm.
"Umm Ms. Kitty or whoever you are. Your cutting off circulation to my arm."
Hermione looked at him. "I thought your eyes were darker than blue?"
"I'm trying out contacts."
"Oh."
"Um Ms. I can't feel my arm."
"Orlando, what size collar do you wear?"
"Kitrina, you can't keep him."
"Why not? I'll take good care of him. I'll feed him and brush him and take him out for walks."
"Kitrina…… Well maybe as long as you promise to keep him healthy."
"Um do I get a say in this?"
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This is what happens when you eat a cupcake at 12:00pm.
Well not only that but I felt like being mean and everyone just assumed that it was who they thought it was so I decided to get creative. Besides everyone is always referring an Archery Ron to Legolas.
Hehe, anywho. Please R+R even if its just a silly chapter.