NEVER EAT CHEESECAKE BEFORE BED
Disclaimer: No yo...uh...(however you say "own" in spanish) DBZ. (translation: I no own DBZ)
Warning: I can't really think of one. DREAMS have no limits! So you CAN'T say someone is OCC... (but if they WEREN'T dreams, then the characters likely would be)
INTRODUCTION
There are many pieces of wise advice a person may give to you, but none is wiser than this, for the penalty of not taking THIS advice could cause great adversity, as you shall shortly see. The advice is this: Never eat Cheesecake before bed. Any DBZ character that was there at that party that night. Any character who ATE the dessert of death and then proceeded to sleep that night, will tell you HEED this advice.
And now, let us look in on how our story began:
"Ok, everybody! Time for dessert!" Bulma walked into the room, wheeling a cart with four giant cheescakes sitting on top. "Goku, stop drooling!"
"Boys! Sit down until you're served!" Chichi spat at the two young demi-sayain who would have devoured everything if not for her efforts. And that would have left noone for the other 14 guests (which would have been a good thing, had they known the consequences of eating cheesecake before bed...*wink*).
"Ok, everybody. Who wants straight cheescake?"
"I do!" both the young boys were first to speak up.
"All right, Trunks and Goten," Bulma answered dishing out one slice to each of them. After giving a slice to Chichi, Mrs. Briefs, and 18, Bulma held up the next cake. "Who wants strawberry cheesecake?"
"I do!" both young boys were AGAIN the first to speak.
"No, now you two...you are only allowed ONE type of cake."
"Aww," the children whined, pouting.
"Strawberries! Yeah!" Marron spoke up.
Videl was the only other one for strawberry, so Bulma decided she would have a piece herself.
"Ok, how about chocolate cheesecake?"
"Aw, Mom, you should have told us BEFORE what kinds you had and that we could only have one," Trunks complained. "Can't I PLEASE have chocolate??"
"After everyone else is served and you finish your first piece, then MAYBE," Bulma glared at her son.
Master Roshi, Krillin, Goku, Gohan, Mr. Popo and the Ox King all opted for chocolate.
"I take it the rest of you would like blueberry then?" Bulma confirmed.
Everyone but Vegeta nodded. HE, instead, grunted, crossing his arms. "TRUE Sayains do NOT eat CHEESEcake!"
Bulma scowled at him. "Vegeta, don't be so cranky!"
"Absolutely not! I have had my fill already and desserts are BAD for you!" he glared at his son, who was chowing down.
Trunks stared at him sheepishly for a moment, then shrugged and continued eating.
Bulma rolled her eyes and dished up a piece of blueberry cheesecake for Dende, Piccolo, and Professor Briefs.
And so, all the people who had eaten dinner this night at the Capsule Corporation, except for, of course, Vegeta, proceeded to eat their cheescake. Some even had seconds. And some WOULD have had thirds, except that Bulma would not allow those some.
"Aw, Bulma, why not?" Goku complained.
"I don't think Chichi WANTS you having another piece," Bulma stated. "Go on now, you have to go home. Trunks needs to go to bed. Goodnight everybody!" she waved to the rest of the crowd, who were out on her front lawn getting ready to go to their various homes.
Everything may have been fine, if only these people had waited another three or four hours before they went to sleep. If only they had eaten their cheesecake at lunch time instead of after dinner. But it hadn't happened that way. Within two hours of their desserts, everyone had gone to bed. And everyone, that had eaten cheesecake that night at Capsule Corporation, was about to learn their lesson.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Stay tuned. The first dream will be next. It will be KRILLIN. And after him will be Piccolo...and then Goku...but I tell you NO more of the order...
Disclaimer: No yo...uh...(however you say "own" in spanish) DBZ. (translation: I no own DBZ)
Warning: I can't really think of one. DREAMS have no limits! So you CAN'T say someone is OCC... (but if they WEREN'T dreams, then the characters likely would be)
INTRODUCTION
There are many pieces of wise advice a person may give to you, but none is wiser than this, for the penalty of not taking THIS advice could cause great adversity, as you shall shortly see. The advice is this: Never eat Cheesecake before bed. Any DBZ character that was there at that party that night. Any character who ATE the dessert of death and then proceeded to sleep that night, will tell you HEED this advice.
And now, let us look in on how our story began:
"Ok, everybody! Time for dessert!" Bulma walked into the room, wheeling a cart with four giant cheescakes sitting on top. "Goku, stop drooling!"
"Boys! Sit down until you're served!" Chichi spat at the two young demi-sayain who would have devoured everything if not for her efforts. And that would have left noone for the other 14 guests (which would have been a good thing, had they known the consequences of eating cheesecake before bed...*wink*).
"Ok, everybody. Who wants straight cheescake?"
"I do!" both the young boys were first to speak up.
"All right, Trunks and Goten," Bulma answered dishing out one slice to each of them. After giving a slice to Chichi, Mrs. Briefs, and 18, Bulma held up the next cake. "Who wants strawberry cheesecake?"
"I do!" both young boys were AGAIN the first to speak.
"No, now you two...you are only allowed ONE type of cake."
"Aww," the children whined, pouting.
"Strawberries! Yeah!" Marron spoke up.
Videl was the only other one for strawberry, so Bulma decided she would have a piece herself.
"Ok, how about chocolate cheesecake?"
"Aw, Mom, you should have told us BEFORE what kinds you had and that we could only have one," Trunks complained. "Can't I PLEASE have chocolate??"
"After everyone else is served and you finish your first piece, then MAYBE," Bulma glared at her son.
Master Roshi, Krillin, Goku, Gohan, Mr. Popo and the Ox King all opted for chocolate.
"I take it the rest of you would like blueberry then?" Bulma confirmed.
Everyone but Vegeta nodded. HE, instead, grunted, crossing his arms. "TRUE Sayains do NOT eat CHEESEcake!"
Bulma scowled at him. "Vegeta, don't be so cranky!"
"Absolutely not! I have had my fill already and desserts are BAD for you!" he glared at his son, who was chowing down.
Trunks stared at him sheepishly for a moment, then shrugged and continued eating.
Bulma rolled her eyes and dished up a piece of blueberry cheesecake for Dende, Piccolo, and Professor Briefs.
And so, all the people who had eaten dinner this night at the Capsule Corporation, except for, of course, Vegeta, proceeded to eat their cheescake. Some even had seconds. And some WOULD have had thirds, except that Bulma would not allow those some.
"Aw, Bulma, why not?" Goku complained.
"I don't think Chichi WANTS you having another piece," Bulma stated. "Go on now, you have to go home. Trunks needs to go to bed. Goodnight everybody!" she waved to the rest of the crowd, who were out on her front lawn getting ready to go to their various homes.
Everything may have been fine, if only these people had waited another three or four hours before they went to sleep. If only they had eaten their cheesecake at lunch time instead of after dinner. But it hadn't happened that way. Within two hours of their desserts, everyone had gone to bed. And everyone, that had eaten cheesecake that night at Capsule Corporation, was about to learn their lesson.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Stay tuned. The first dream will be next. It will be KRILLIN. And after him will be Piccolo...and then Goku...but I tell you NO more of the order...