A/N: Thanks to whoever it was that reviewed "Piccolo's Punishment" and said Piccolo would make a good daddy. I got part of the idea for this from that review! So here you go, Piccolo fans! But remember, everyone, there COULD be some OCCness...
CASE #2: PICCOLO
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Slowly Piccolo opened his eyes. He was in a warm room and hoovering above him was a blue girl with blond hair and a white hat. She was very strangely proportioned.
"Don't you worry now, you're going to be just fine. You hit your head on a log when you were swimming this afternoon," the girl explained in an incredibly annoying high-pitched voice.
"Who are you?" Piccolo demanded, sitting up.
"Why I'm sister smurf, silly!" the ugly blue girl giggled. "Lilly! He's awake! Would you bring some soup?"
"Sure! I'll be right there!" some other girl called in reply.
Piccolo sat up, horrified and looking around the room. It had a tiny little stove where a young girl--still a child--with long blond hair and a strange hat was cooking. His head felt funny. Heavy, but not in the same way his usual turban was. He felt at it and realised there was HAIR up there! Quickly he stood, frantically seaching for a bathroom.
"What are you looking for?" sister smurf asked him.
"A mirror! Where's the bathroom?!"
"Right through there," Lilly pointed, confused.
Quickly Piccolo ran into the bathroom and gasped as he stared into the mirror. When his shock wore off he started screaming. On top of his head was a mound of black hair sticking straight up. THAT in itself wouldn't have been so bad, except that it was VEGETA's hair!
"Gee, what do you suppose is wrong with him?" Lilly asked.
Sister smurf shrugged. "Maybe he's constipated. That can be a real burden sometimes."
"Daddy, what's wrong?"
Piccolo looked down at the small green...female? tugging at his pant leg. She had two little antenas, just like him, and wore a similar outfit, minus the cape.
"What the HECK?!" Piccolo spat.
"Daddy, are you ok?" she repeated.
"What did you say to me??" Piccolo couldn't believe his ears.
The girl looked at him awkwardly, then turned and left. "Sister smurf, I think there's something wrong with my daddy!"
"Wong wit daddy?" another Piccolo clone, this one apparently male? appeared in the room. He was a head shorter than the other one and had no hair.
Piccolo came back in the room and stared at the two mini-nameks, apparently HIS children! But one question remained in him. How does an asexual creature have children??? Wait...TWO questions. AND, how was it his children HAD sexes???
"Well now that you're awake, we should probably get a move on," sister smurf started for the door.
"Yes," Lilly agreed. "We want to try and find the blue dye before dark or our mission will get much harder."
Piccolo blinked a few times as everyone left, then he followed. He really hadno idea what was going on, but the urge to go along was strong. "Careful, Clarinet," he warned his daughter as she stepped into the vehicle Lilly and sister Smurf had built. Clarinet? Was THAT what he'd named her? What was he THINKING?!
Piccolo closed his eyes allowing the two children to snuggle, each on one side of him. When he opened them again a few moments later he was a little surprised to find they were in a boat floating down the water on the side of a curb. For the first time he realized he couldn't have been more than an inch big!
"Careful, everyone, the waters are really trecherous here!" Sister Smurf called.
"Recorder, you should put a life jacket on," Clarinet helped her little brother.
Piccolo turned to Lilly. "So what brings you here? Were's your family?"
"Oh, they're back at home. The other Lil' Bits don't know I'm here. I kinda ran away."
"You ran away? How come?"
"I wanted adventure! And the boys never let me come along anywhere, so I ran away and now I'm finding some adventure on my own," Lilly explained.
"Do you really think that's wise?"
"Probably not, I'm only ten...but who cares?"
"Oh well, as long as you've thought it through," Piccolo turned his attention from here and noticed they were moving along much faster now.
"Uh-oh," Sister Smurf muttered.
"Uh-oh? WHAT uh-oh?" Piccolo stood.
Sister Smurf giggled. "Well, it would seem we're headed straight for the sewer and well...that wouldn't be such a good thing..."
Piccolo's eyes widened and then they all plummeted in a free fall, splashing down in the smelly waters below. The boat was nowhere to be seen. Frantically his eyes searched the surface of the water. Recorder had popped right up, with his life jacket. Sister Smurf...well...he didn't care if SHE drowned. But the other two hadn't come up yet.
Then Lilly sputtered to the surface, gasping in air. "Clarinet's caught in some tenneshoe laces at the bottom!" she called frantically. "Somebody help her!"
Sister Smurf swam over to Lilly and allowed her to use her boyant body to float while Piccolo quickly dove under the water. He used his hair to cut his daughter loose from the shoelaces and then kicked to the surface, holding the young girl by the waist. She wasn't conscious, but her heart was beating.
"Wake up," Piccolo shook the girl a few times. Finally she gurgled some water and a fish jumped from her throat, then she gasped in some air and started coughing.
"Look out!" Sister Smurf screamed as a large boot with teeth raised out of the water in front of them.
It's eyes had a deep glare in them and it's tongue was hanging out. Everyone screamed and then time seemed to pause.
"Excuse me, but I'm looking for my other half. Have you seen a left boot in here?" the boot asked.
"...uh...," nobody knew what to say.
"Ok, well, well, thanks for your time," the boot then disapeared.
"Well, now that that's over, let's get on with finding the blue dye," Sister Smurf swam over to the others.
"Why exactly are we looking for blue dye?" Piccolo asked.
"So that we can make you blue, of course! And then you and you kids will become honorary Smurfs!" she was quite excited.
Piccolo sweat-dropped.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHH," Piccolo shot straight to his feet, eyes wide as he looked around for a few seconds, realizing he was still safe in the lookout. "That's IT! I'm NEVER eating cheesecake again!"
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Up next: Goku. After that, I'm not telling because then if I decide to do somebody else I'll have to do whoever I said here first and that stiffles my flow... But review anyway. At the end you can pick which dream was your favorite.
CASE #2: PICCOLO
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Slowly Piccolo opened his eyes. He was in a warm room and hoovering above him was a blue girl with blond hair and a white hat. She was very strangely proportioned.
"Don't you worry now, you're going to be just fine. You hit your head on a log when you were swimming this afternoon," the girl explained in an incredibly annoying high-pitched voice.
"Who are you?" Piccolo demanded, sitting up.
"Why I'm sister smurf, silly!" the ugly blue girl giggled. "Lilly! He's awake! Would you bring some soup?"
"Sure! I'll be right there!" some other girl called in reply.
Piccolo sat up, horrified and looking around the room. It had a tiny little stove where a young girl--still a child--with long blond hair and a strange hat was cooking. His head felt funny. Heavy, but not in the same way his usual turban was. He felt at it and realised there was HAIR up there! Quickly he stood, frantically seaching for a bathroom.
"What are you looking for?" sister smurf asked him.
"A mirror! Where's the bathroom?!"
"Right through there," Lilly pointed, confused.
Quickly Piccolo ran into the bathroom and gasped as he stared into the mirror. When his shock wore off he started screaming. On top of his head was a mound of black hair sticking straight up. THAT in itself wouldn't have been so bad, except that it was VEGETA's hair!
"Gee, what do you suppose is wrong with him?" Lilly asked.
Sister smurf shrugged. "Maybe he's constipated. That can be a real burden sometimes."
"Daddy, what's wrong?"
Piccolo looked down at the small green...female? tugging at his pant leg. She had two little antenas, just like him, and wore a similar outfit, minus the cape.
"What the HECK?!" Piccolo spat.
"Daddy, are you ok?" she repeated.
"What did you say to me??" Piccolo couldn't believe his ears.
The girl looked at him awkwardly, then turned and left. "Sister smurf, I think there's something wrong with my daddy!"
"Wong wit daddy?" another Piccolo clone, this one apparently male? appeared in the room. He was a head shorter than the other one and had no hair.
Piccolo came back in the room and stared at the two mini-nameks, apparently HIS children! But one question remained in him. How does an asexual creature have children??? Wait...TWO questions. AND, how was it his children HAD sexes???
"Well now that you're awake, we should probably get a move on," sister smurf started for the door.
"Yes," Lilly agreed. "We want to try and find the blue dye before dark or our mission will get much harder."
Piccolo blinked a few times as everyone left, then he followed. He really hadno idea what was going on, but the urge to go along was strong. "Careful, Clarinet," he warned his daughter as she stepped into the vehicle Lilly and sister Smurf had built. Clarinet? Was THAT what he'd named her? What was he THINKING?!
Piccolo closed his eyes allowing the two children to snuggle, each on one side of him. When he opened them again a few moments later he was a little surprised to find they were in a boat floating down the water on the side of a curb. For the first time he realized he couldn't have been more than an inch big!
"Careful, everyone, the waters are really trecherous here!" Sister Smurf called.
"Recorder, you should put a life jacket on," Clarinet helped her little brother.
Piccolo turned to Lilly. "So what brings you here? Were's your family?"
"Oh, they're back at home. The other Lil' Bits don't know I'm here. I kinda ran away."
"You ran away? How come?"
"I wanted adventure! And the boys never let me come along anywhere, so I ran away and now I'm finding some adventure on my own," Lilly explained.
"Do you really think that's wise?"
"Probably not, I'm only ten...but who cares?"
"Oh well, as long as you've thought it through," Piccolo turned his attention from here and noticed they were moving along much faster now.
"Uh-oh," Sister Smurf muttered.
"Uh-oh? WHAT uh-oh?" Piccolo stood.
Sister Smurf giggled. "Well, it would seem we're headed straight for the sewer and well...that wouldn't be such a good thing..."
Piccolo's eyes widened and then they all plummeted in a free fall, splashing down in the smelly waters below. The boat was nowhere to be seen. Frantically his eyes searched the surface of the water. Recorder had popped right up, with his life jacket. Sister Smurf...well...he didn't care if SHE drowned. But the other two hadn't come up yet.
Then Lilly sputtered to the surface, gasping in air. "Clarinet's caught in some tenneshoe laces at the bottom!" she called frantically. "Somebody help her!"
Sister Smurf swam over to Lilly and allowed her to use her boyant body to float while Piccolo quickly dove under the water. He used his hair to cut his daughter loose from the shoelaces and then kicked to the surface, holding the young girl by the waist. She wasn't conscious, but her heart was beating.
"Wake up," Piccolo shook the girl a few times. Finally she gurgled some water and a fish jumped from her throat, then she gasped in some air and started coughing.
"Look out!" Sister Smurf screamed as a large boot with teeth raised out of the water in front of them.
It's eyes had a deep glare in them and it's tongue was hanging out. Everyone screamed and then time seemed to pause.
"Excuse me, but I'm looking for my other half. Have you seen a left boot in here?" the boot asked.
"...uh...," nobody knew what to say.
"Ok, well, well, thanks for your time," the boot then disapeared.
"Well, now that that's over, let's get on with finding the blue dye," Sister Smurf swam over to the others.
"Why exactly are we looking for blue dye?" Piccolo asked.
"So that we can make you blue, of course! And then you and you kids will become honorary Smurfs!" she was quite excited.
Piccolo sweat-dropped.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHH," Piccolo shot straight to his feet, eyes wide as he looked around for a few seconds, realizing he was still safe in the lookout. "That's IT! I'm NEVER eating cheesecake again!"
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Up next: Goku. After that, I'm not telling because then if I decide to do somebody else I'll have to do whoever I said here first and that stiffles my flow... But review anyway. At the end you can pick which dream was your favorite.