A likely story (Or is it?)
Disclaimer: (Go back and see for yourself!) But I don't own George Carlin or Sonic the Hedgehog...
When we last left them, Mewtwo and Mew found a car crash, and Lugia was in it. What happens next...happens now!
Mewtwo: Ok, um, who'd do this?
Mew: I dunno...maybe Celebi?
Mewtwo: (sarcasticly) That would make a LOT of sense.
Suddenly, Lugia gets up strangely.
Mew: I thought you was hurt.
Lugia: I was?
Mewtwo: Yeah, remember the last chapter?
Lugia: What? I don't understand...
Mew: (Checks Lugia out...psychicly...) Uh oh...he's got amnesia!
Mewtwo: Hoo boy...and I don't play 'solve the mystery'.
Lugia: What the hell are you guys talking about...and...for that matter, who the hell are you guys?!
Mew: Mew and Mewtwo, your buddies!
Mewtwo: o__O Buddies?
Mew: Personally, between us...I'd say 'lovers'.
Lugia: Huh?
Mewtwo: (under his breath) Bird-brain...
Meanwhile, outside the shrine of Ilex...
Celebi: Oh, man...what am I gonna do?! He'd never forgive me!
Suicune: For what?
Celebi: Well...I just hurt someone VERY dear to me...
Eneti: We know...Lugia.
Celebi: No...it was...MEWTWO'S CACTUS!!! (bawls loudly) I'M SUCH A MONSTER!!!
Raikou: Well that's our name, 'pokémon'. We are monsters!
Suicune: Not us, we're dogs!
Eneti: Oh, by the way. Celebi, Zapdos called. He said He's cheating on you with Articuno, and he knows you ran Lugia over.
Celebi: What?! I'd never run Lugia over with a car... (realizes what the main word was) OH NO!!! HE CHEATED ON ME?!? (bawls harder)
Eneti: Sorry, but it's true.
Raikou: So, can we have our 20 zenny?
Celebi: (is still bawling)
Suicune: O__o Oooook, let's just leave now. (All three of them leave)
Back at Unknown Dungeon...
Mewtwo: (sitting on the couch...playing Mortal Kombat)
Mew: I thought you liked watching TV...
Mewtwo: But beating up someone and killing them is better! (stares wide eyed)
Mew: You're odd...and I like it.
Zapdos breaks in, instead of Lugia.
Zapdos: Mewtwo...I know who ran Lugia over!
Mewtwo: Was it Celebi?
Zapdos: Oh, by the way, he killed your cactus.
Mewtwo: ...Joey...he killed Joey?! I WANT HIS HEAD!!!
Mew: Who ran over Lugia?
Zapdos: ...it was Tracy!
Mewtwo: That no good punk!
Zapdos: I know, we'll find him and send him to jail.
Mewtwo: No, it's Celebi...I want him dead!
Mew: We gotta call the police!
Zapdos: No, then they'll arrest me!
Mew: Why?
Zapdos: They'd never accuse him. They'll arrest cause they'll then I tried to use him for rape!
Mew: Oh, God!
Mewtwo: That's horrid!
Zapdos: We were just in love!
Mew: But he gave you a lap dance!
Zapdos: So?!
Mew: I'm just gonna call (dials 911) Y'ello, this is Mew...yeah, I'm just calling to report an attempted murder...Lugia...
Later, at the courthouse...
Judge Vicious: Any closing remarks?
Tracy: Uh, why was I accused of murder?
Mewtwo: Cause we hate you.
Lugia: And you always cause problems in society, whether it's your fault or not.
Mewtwo: Even if you walk, it's a crime!
Tracy: Is that true?
Jude Vicious: (Looks it up in the law books) Let's see...walking...Tracy Sketchit...ah, here it is! 'At any point should the person known as Tracy Sketchit walk at least one step, he must be punished by Lethal Probing.' Lethal Probing???
Mewtwo: o__O
Tracy: OK, I DID IT!
Everyone in the courtroom gasps in shock, Mewtwo smiles.
Judge Vicious: So, you hit Lugia?
Tracy: NO, I WALKED HERE TODAY!!!
Judge Vicious: Ok then...Tracy Sketchit, I sentence you to death by...Lethal Probing... Ok, whoever thought that up is really messed up!
George Carlin: Hey, don' look at me, I'm in favor of capital punishment like that!
Sonic: HELL YEAH, PROBE HIM!
Shadow: Probe him? PROBE YOU!
Sonic: Shut up, faker! (Sonic and Shadow get into a fist fight! HELL YEAH! ^__^)
Tracy: Um...I die by what?
Judge Vicious: Lethal Probing...
Tracy: So, I have to take my pants off?
Judge Vicious: O.O DIE, YOU SICK BASTARD!!! (Whips out a shotgun and caps Tracy in the head! HELL YEAH AGAIN! ^__^)
Suddenly, Celebi comes in.
Celebi: Ok, people. Stop fighting and talking...Lugia...I need to tell you something.
Lugia: Don't tell me...
Celebi: ...Lugia...I'm pregnant.
Lugia: O.O YOU'RE A GIRL?!?
Celebi: ^__^ Just kidding...about the pregnant part...but yes, I am a girl!
Lugia: But you said you was a guy!
Celebi: I'm a hermaphrodite!
George Carlin: Holy sh*t! That's one f*cked up little bastard!
Judge Vicious: You're tellin' me! But still, we don't know who ran Lugia over still!
Lugia: Um, about that...I kinda crashed the car cause I was driving drunk.
Judge Vicious: Drving under the influence? Why?!
Lugia: I was sad the Celebi dumped me.
Celebi: Well...I kinda wanna start things up again...
Lugia: Baby, let's go back to Whirl Islands...and I'll give you a great night with the REAL Birdman...Lugia!
Celebi: No, take me now! (He/she kisses Lugia and they end going to the bathroom...odd sounds are heard as well)
Mewtwo: Ok, that was really messed up, can we go home now?
Mew: Yes, we can. (They all leave, except for Sonic and Shadow, who are still fighting)
Judge Vicious: Ok, I'll just leave you two here...night! (Runs away and goes to a Pizza Hut)
Knuckles: And why were we here?
Rouge: So Vicious can mention Sonic in his writings.
Knuckles: I...see...
(Back at Unknown Dungeon...)
Mewtwo: You know something, Mew...this was one messed up day.
Mew: Yeah, but that whole thing about the car crash that Lugia caused was a likely story...
Mewtwo: Hey, where's Joey? He was there yesterday...oh, well...
Mew: Remember, Celebi killed your cactus!
Mewtwo: (Insert Angry Dad voice from The Simpsons) NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!
END!!!
Personal Note from Vicious: The preceding fanfiction you just read contained some brief reference of hermaphrodites. I do not tend to bash them, but I used them for humor, and if anyone who may be a hermaphrodite or knows someone who is a hermaphrodite reads this, and finds my humor to be offensive and disrespectful to their race, I am sorry. I'm Vicious Mewtwo. Good night. (Long pause...Vicious then runs off)
Disclaimer: (Go back and see for yourself!) But I don't own George Carlin or Sonic the Hedgehog...
When we last left them, Mewtwo and Mew found a car crash, and Lugia was in it. What happens next...happens now!
Mewtwo: Ok, um, who'd do this?
Mew: I dunno...maybe Celebi?
Mewtwo: (sarcasticly) That would make a LOT of sense.
Suddenly, Lugia gets up strangely.
Mew: I thought you was hurt.
Lugia: I was?
Mewtwo: Yeah, remember the last chapter?
Lugia: What? I don't understand...
Mew: (Checks Lugia out...psychicly...) Uh oh...he's got amnesia!
Mewtwo: Hoo boy...and I don't play 'solve the mystery'.
Lugia: What the hell are you guys talking about...and...for that matter, who the hell are you guys?!
Mew: Mew and Mewtwo, your buddies!
Mewtwo: o__O Buddies?
Mew: Personally, between us...I'd say 'lovers'.
Lugia: Huh?
Mewtwo: (under his breath) Bird-brain...
Meanwhile, outside the shrine of Ilex...
Celebi: Oh, man...what am I gonna do?! He'd never forgive me!
Suicune: For what?
Celebi: Well...I just hurt someone VERY dear to me...
Eneti: We know...Lugia.
Celebi: No...it was...MEWTWO'S CACTUS!!! (bawls loudly) I'M SUCH A MONSTER!!!
Raikou: Well that's our name, 'pokémon'. We are monsters!
Suicune: Not us, we're dogs!
Eneti: Oh, by the way. Celebi, Zapdos called. He said He's cheating on you with Articuno, and he knows you ran Lugia over.
Celebi: What?! I'd never run Lugia over with a car... (realizes what the main word was) OH NO!!! HE CHEATED ON ME?!? (bawls harder)
Eneti: Sorry, but it's true.
Raikou: So, can we have our 20 zenny?
Celebi: (is still bawling)
Suicune: O__o Oooook, let's just leave now. (All three of them leave)
Back at Unknown Dungeon...
Mewtwo: (sitting on the couch...playing Mortal Kombat)
Mew: I thought you liked watching TV...
Mewtwo: But beating up someone and killing them is better! (stares wide eyed)
Mew: You're odd...and I like it.
Zapdos breaks in, instead of Lugia.
Zapdos: Mewtwo...I know who ran Lugia over!
Mewtwo: Was it Celebi?
Zapdos: Oh, by the way, he killed your cactus.
Mewtwo: ...Joey...he killed Joey?! I WANT HIS HEAD!!!
Mew: Who ran over Lugia?
Zapdos: ...it was Tracy!
Mewtwo: That no good punk!
Zapdos: I know, we'll find him and send him to jail.
Mewtwo: No, it's Celebi...I want him dead!
Mew: We gotta call the police!
Zapdos: No, then they'll arrest me!
Mew: Why?
Zapdos: They'd never accuse him. They'll arrest cause they'll then I tried to use him for rape!
Mew: Oh, God!
Mewtwo: That's horrid!
Zapdos: We were just in love!
Mew: But he gave you a lap dance!
Zapdos: So?!
Mew: I'm just gonna call (dials 911) Y'ello, this is Mew...yeah, I'm just calling to report an attempted murder...Lugia...
Later, at the courthouse...
Judge Vicious: Any closing remarks?
Tracy: Uh, why was I accused of murder?
Mewtwo: Cause we hate you.
Lugia: And you always cause problems in society, whether it's your fault or not.
Mewtwo: Even if you walk, it's a crime!
Tracy: Is that true?
Jude Vicious: (Looks it up in the law books) Let's see...walking...Tracy Sketchit...ah, here it is! 'At any point should the person known as Tracy Sketchit walk at least one step, he must be punished by Lethal Probing.' Lethal Probing???
Mewtwo: o__O
Tracy: OK, I DID IT!
Everyone in the courtroom gasps in shock, Mewtwo smiles.
Judge Vicious: So, you hit Lugia?
Tracy: NO, I WALKED HERE TODAY!!!
Judge Vicious: Ok then...Tracy Sketchit, I sentence you to death by...Lethal Probing... Ok, whoever thought that up is really messed up!
George Carlin: Hey, don' look at me, I'm in favor of capital punishment like that!
Sonic: HELL YEAH, PROBE HIM!
Shadow: Probe him? PROBE YOU!
Sonic: Shut up, faker! (Sonic and Shadow get into a fist fight! HELL YEAH! ^__^)
Tracy: Um...I die by what?
Judge Vicious: Lethal Probing...
Tracy: So, I have to take my pants off?
Judge Vicious: O.O DIE, YOU SICK BASTARD!!! (Whips out a shotgun and caps Tracy in the head! HELL YEAH AGAIN! ^__^)
Suddenly, Celebi comes in.
Celebi: Ok, people. Stop fighting and talking...Lugia...I need to tell you something.
Lugia: Don't tell me...
Celebi: ...Lugia...I'm pregnant.
Lugia: O.O YOU'RE A GIRL?!?
Celebi: ^__^ Just kidding...about the pregnant part...but yes, I am a girl!
Lugia: But you said you was a guy!
Celebi: I'm a hermaphrodite!
George Carlin: Holy sh*t! That's one f*cked up little bastard!
Judge Vicious: You're tellin' me! But still, we don't know who ran Lugia over still!
Lugia: Um, about that...I kinda crashed the car cause I was driving drunk.
Judge Vicious: Drving under the influence? Why?!
Lugia: I was sad the Celebi dumped me.
Celebi: Well...I kinda wanna start things up again...
Lugia: Baby, let's go back to Whirl Islands...and I'll give you a great night with the REAL Birdman...Lugia!
Celebi: No, take me now! (He/she kisses Lugia and they end going to the bathroom...odd sounds are heard as well)
Mewtwo: Ok, that was really messed up, can we go home now?
Mew: Yes, we can. (They all leave, except for Sonic and Shadow, who are still fighting)
Judge Vicious: Ok, I'll just leave you two here...night! (Runs away and goes to a Pizza Hut)
Knuckles: And why were we here?
Rouge: So Vicious can mention Sonic in his writings.
Knuckles: I...see...
(Back at Unknown Dungeon...)
Mewtwo: You know something, Mew...this was one messed up day.
Mew: Yeah, but that whole thing about the car crash that Lugia caused was a likely story...
Mewtwo: Hey, where's Joey? He was there yesterday...oh, well...
Mew: Remember, Celebi killed your cactus!
Mewtwo: (Insert Angry Dad voice from The Simpsons) NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!
END!!!
Personal Note from Vicious: The preceding fanfiction you just read contained some brief reference of hermaphrodites. I do not tend to bash them, but I used them for humor, and if anyone who may be a hermaphrodite or knows someone who is a hermaphrodite reads this, and finds my humor to be offensive and disrespectful to their race, I am sorry. I'm Vicious Mewtwo. Good night. (Long pause...Vicious then runs off)