A/N:Someone took the beloved things from the Sanzo-ikkou and they don't have a clue,other than the letter they found,as to who have done it.It seems like a ransom note.They'd better do what it asks if they want to get their things back.This is a Christmas special for all Saiyuki fans out there!!!!!!!!
Disclaimers:The charas of Gensomaden Saiyuki doesn't belong to me...(only their hearts though,catch my drift?*gets whacked by the audience*).
"Kuso!"Sanzo cursed."I'm gonna kill THAT person!"
"Maa,maa."
"What are you so calm about,Hakkai?!"Gojyo yelled.Hakkai sweatdrops."That damned person stole our things!"
"Waaah!!!!My Almighty Staff is gone!"Goku wailed."Saaaaannnzoooooo!!!!!"
"Yurusai,baka saru!!"Gojyo bellowed as he glared at the whining brat."Teme!It's not only you who's a victim."
"Saaaannnzoooo!"
"Teme!"Gojyo pounced on Goku and the two engaged into a brawl."Baka saru!"
"Erro kappa!"
"Nandato?!"(enter brawling noises)
A vein pops on Sanzo's forehead while Hakkai sweatdrops.Without warning,Sanzo took the nearest thing he could grasp,which was a table and hurled it towards the two."Ii kagi ni shiro!!!!!!!"
"ITAI!!!!"Both said while rubbing their lumps.
"Yare,yare desu ne."Hakkai said.
*earlier*
It was already dawn,Sanzo woke up and was about to brandish his gun when he couldn't find it.He woke up Hakkai who was sleeping just accross him.
"Oi,Hakkai."
"Hai?"
"Have seen my gun?I can't find it."
"Shiremasen.Have you tried looking elsewhere?"
Sanzo nodded."Have you tried asking those two?"Hakkai pointed to Goku and Gojyo,who were still fast asleep.
Sanzo went to their beds and promptly put his foot down first on Gojyo's stomach and then on Goku's.They woke up with a start.
"What the hell's the matter with you,you corrupt monk?!"Gojyo yelled."I was having a beautiful dream about a ----"
"Whatever."Sanzo cut in."Have you seen my gun?"
"Of course no.What do I want with your gun for?I already have my own weapon,thank you."Gojyo said as he took his whatchamacallit weapon of his when he suddenly stopped cold."Oi,where's my weapon?Teme,Sanzo!Is this your idea of a joke?"
"Maa,maa."
"Eh?"A sleepy Goku asked."Is it time for breakfast?"
Sanzo was about to get his fan when he couldn't find."Shimata!"
"Nani?"Hakkai asked."Doushita no,Sanzo?"
"My fan's also gone."
"Thank the gods."Gojyo praised but shut up when Sanzo glared at him."I mean,sonna!"
"Who do you think done it?"Hakkai asked."Kougaiji maybe?"
"Iye.I didn't feel anything last night."
"Hmm.Who could it be?Oh,maybe Hakuryuu knows.Hakuryuu!"No answer.Hakkai went to his bed to wake Hakuryuu up but instead found a note in his place."The culprit even took Hakuryuu."
"Ano...Hakkai."An uncertain Sanzo asked.
"Hai?"
"Give me the note before you tear it apart."Hakkai looked down and saw that he was wringing the note.
"Ah,sumimasen!"Hakkai chuckled as he handed the note over to Sanzo.After receiving the note,he read it.
\Genjo Sanzo,
By now you must've discovered that a few of your belongings are gone.I have taken them.I took Sha Gojyo's watchamacallit weapon-----,\
"My weapon has a name damn it!"Gojyo interrupted.
"Damare!"Sanzo said and continued to read the note.
\Son Goku's Almighty Staff\
"NANI!!!!"Goku was wide awake now and was getting teary-eyed,pleadingly look at Sanzo.
Sanzo ignored him and looked back to the note.
\Cho Hakkai's Hakuryuu\
Sanzo heard a snap and risked a peek.Hakkai just broke a chair with his bare hands.Sanzo sweatdrops and went back to reading the note.
\And lastly,I have taken your fan,your exorcism gun and of course your Evil Sutra.I will return your belongings if and only if you've successfully accomplished the tasks I've given you.The first one can be located at the top of the mistletoe that can be found at this tavern's restaurant.Well,GEEMU STAATO!!!\
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Sanzo:Dammit,Lilin!Why did you wrote that?
Lilin:HIMITSU!
Sanzo:Kuso!I feel vulnerable without it.
Lilin:Don't worry.You'll get them back.Once you finish the game of course.
Sanzo:KUSO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilin:Maa,maa.It's bad for the heart to get angry you know.(Sanzo glares at her and Lilin sweatdrops)
Sanzo:It better be in perfect shape or else!
Lilin:Hai,hai...Genjo Sanzo Houshi-sama.
Sanzo:Yurusai!
Translations:
kuso-damn
maa,maa-used to calm people
yurusai,baka saru-shut up,stupid monkey
teme-you
erro kappa-horny water monster
nandato-what did you sya?
ii kagi ni shiro-that's enough
itai-ouch
yare,yare desu ne-expression said when admitting defeat
oi-hey
hai-yes
shiremasen-i don't know
shimata-oh no
nani-what
doshita no-what's the matter?
sonna-oh no
iye-no
ano-umm
sumimasen-excuse me
damare-keep quiet
geemu staato-game start
himitsu-secret
houshi sam-priest
Disclaimers:The charas of Gensomaden Saiyuki doesn't belong to me...(only their hearts though,catch my drift?*gets whacked by the audience*).
"Kuso!"Sanzo cursed."I'm gonna kill THAT person!"
"Maa,maa."
"What are you so calm about,Hakkai?!"Gojyo yelled.Hakkai sweatdrops."That damned person stole our things!"
"Waaah!!!!My Almighty Staff is gone!"Goku wailed."Saaaaannnzoooooo!!!!!"
"Yurusai,baka saru!!"Gojyo bellowed as he glared at the whining brat."Teme!It's not only you who's a victim."
"Saaaannnzoooo!"
"Teme!"Gojyo pounced on Goku and the two engaged into a brawl."Baka saru!"
"Erro kappa!"
"Nandato?!"(enter brawling noises)
A vein pops on Sanzo's forehead while Hakkai sweatdrops.Without warning,Sanzo took the nearest thing he could grasp,which was a table and hurled it towards the two."Ii kagi ni shiro!!!!!!!"
"ITAI!!!!"Both said while rubbing their lumps.
"Yare,yare desu ne."Hakkai said.
*earlier*
It was already dawn,Sanzo woke up and was about to brandish his gun when he couldn't find it.He woke up Hakkai who was sleeping just accross him.
"Oi,Hakkai."
"Hai?"
"Have seen my gun?I can't find it."
"Shiremasen.Have you tried looking elsewhere?"
Sanzo nodded."Have you tried asking those two?"Hakkai pointed to Goku and Gojyo,who were still fast asleep.
Sanzo went to their beds and promptly put his foot down first on Gojyo's stomach and then on Goku's.They woke up with a start.
"What the hell's the matter with you,you corrupt monk?!"Gojyo yelled."I was having a beautiful dream about a ----"
"Whatever."Sanzo cut in."Have you seen my gun?"
"Of course no.What do I want with your gun for?I already have my own weapon,thank you."Gojyo said as he took his whatchamacallit weapon of his when he suddenly stopped cold."Oi,where's my weapon?Teme,Sanzo!Is this your idea of a joke?"
"Maa,maa."
"Eh?"A sleepy Goku asked."Is it time for breakfast?"
Sanzo was about to get his fan when he couldn't find."Shimata!"
"Nani?"Hakkai asked."Doushita no,Sanzo?"
"My fan's also gone."
"Thank the gods."Gojyo praised but shut up when Sanzo glared at him."I mean,sonna!"
"Who do you think done it?"Hakkai asked."Kougaiji maybe?"
"Iye.I didn't feel anything last night."
"Hmm.Who could it be?Oh,maybe Hakuryuu knows.Hakuryuu!"No answer.Hakkai went to his bed to wake Hakuryuu up but instead found a note in his place."The culprit even took Hakuryuu."
"Ano...Hakkai."An uncertain Sanzo asked.
"Hai?"
"Give me the note before you tear it apart."Hakkai looked down and saw that he was wringing the note.
"Ah,sumimasen!"Hakkai chuckled as he handed the note over to Sanzo.After receiving the note,he read it.
\Genjo Sanzo,
By now you must've discovered that a few of your belongings are gone.I have taken them.I took Sha Gojyo's watchamacallit weapon-----,\
"My weapon has a name damn it!"Gojyo interrupted.
"Damare!"Sanzo said and continued to read the note.
\Son Goku's Almighty Staff\
"NANI!!!!"Goku was wide awake now and was getting teary-eyed,pleadingly look at Sanzo.
Sanzo ignored him and looked back to the note.
\Cho Hakkai's Hakuryuu\
Sanzo heard a snap and risked a peek.Hakkai just broke a chair with his bare hands.Sanzo sweatdrops and went back to reading the note.
\And lastly,I have taken your fan,your exorcism gun and of course your Evil Sutra.I will return your belongings if and only if you've successfully accomplished the tasks I've given you.The first one can be located at the top of the mistletoe that can be found at this tavern's restaurant.Well,GEEMU STAATO!!!\
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Sanzo:Dammit,Lilin!Why did you wrote that?
Lilin:HIMITSU!
Sanzo:Kuso!I feel vulnerable without it.
Lilin:Don't worry.You'll get them back.Once you finish the game of course.
Sanzo:KUSO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilin:Maa,maa.It's bad for the heart to get angry you know.(Sanzo glares at her and Lilin sweatdrops)
Sanzo:It better be in perfect shape or else!
Lilin:Hai,hai...Genjo Sanzo Houshi-sama.
Sanzo:Yurusai!
Translations:
kuso-damn
maa,maa-used to calm people
yurusai,baka saru-shut up,stupid monkey
teme-you
erro kappa-horny water monster
nandato-what did you sya?
ii kagi ni shiro-that's enough
itai-ouch
yare,yare desu ne-expression said when admitting defeat
oi-hey
hai-yes
shiremasen-i don't know
shimata-oh no
nani-what
doshita no-what's the matter?
sonna-oh no
iye-no
ano-umm
sumimasen-excuse me
damare-keep quiet
geemu staato-game start
himitsu-secret
houshi sam-priest