I DO NOT OWN GUNDAM WING N NE WAY!!!! Just wanted to make dat clear (







Quatre: oh God do we have to go through this again?

Duo: yea we alwayz end up getting hurt or somthin

AHP & Celestialstar: SHUT UP!!

AHP: u guyz r whimps

Celestialstar: ur supposed to b big tough "men" *snickers *

Duo: if we say were whimps can we get outta this?

AHP & Celestialstar: NO!!!!!

Duo: *mumbles somthin * ok w/e







( scene starts celestialstar & AHP are lookin 4 the G-Boyz)



AHP: man they musta get themselves lost REAL bad!! Hope we don't,

Celestialstar: yea, but we have da GPS

AHP: oh yea , but its their own dumb fault 4 getting lost this time

Celestialstar: should I try one of my "relena impressions" ?

AHP: snickers * sure

Celestialstar: HHHHHHEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOO



( somewhere not so far away)



Heero: OMG I think I just heard Relena

Duo: well u wouldn't b if u had just shot her

Heero: I did ..

Duo: well u know what I mean

( they all hear HHHHEEEERRRRRROOOOO)

Quatre: yikes!! Shes still out there!!!

Heero: lets go c if its her

Wufie: are u suscidal?!?!?!

Heero: um yea

Wufie: that wuz obviouse



( a few min later in a bunch of bushes)

hears whispers *



Duo: shhhhhh , whoever it is might hear us

Trowa: and w/ ur big mouth theres no doubt

Duo: what was that?

Trowa: I said.

Quatre: CAN U GUYS JUST SHUT UP!!!!!



Everyone: O.O

Duo n Trowa: um..ok

( back 2 da girls)

AHP: arnt we worried Heero might think that it wuz relena callin him?

Celestialstar : its not like he would do nething

AHP: true , but what about the others?

Celestialstar: well I guess that could b a problem

AHP: did u hear that?

Celestialstar: what?

AHP: theres somthin n da bushes over there!!!

Celestialstar: ok r we getting scared of lil woodland creatures * laughs and walks toward bushes *

AHP: its big like a person I think..



( back 2 boyz)





Heero: shhhh I think I hear somthin

Trowa; great we get to c another attempt at killing Relena

Heero: that's not funny

Trowa: yes it is...

Quatre: u guyz they r getting closer....



Heero: ok I'll jump them on the count of three..

Duo: were rite bhind ya w/ . um well water baloons??

Heero: oh yea big help.



Duo: well our other weapons got dropped n da mud member!

Heero: w/e 1....2....3.... \

*suddenly Heero jumps through the bushes onto a very shocked Celestialstar *

AHP: told ya so..

Celestialstar: * mumbles somthin bout AHP alwayz havin to b rite *

AHP: yupperz

* the rest of the G -Boyz crash through the bushes and start throwin water baloons that r filled w/ .paint?? *



AHP: OMG!!!! I'M GUNNA KILL U GUYZ IF THIS MESSES UP MY HAIR!!

Celestialstar: I'm not worried bout my hair!!! Ewwww paint!!!!



AHP: ok who gets hurt?

Everyone: Duo did it!!!

AHP: ok I'll take care of u lata , celestialstar wheres the GPS?

Celestialstar: u..oops .. so that's wat cracked..

AHP: * turns red *

Celestialstar: shold I run now?

AHP: no we wouldn't want to lose u out here 2

Celestialstar: good..

AHP: but when we get home I suggest u all run * evil smile*

Celestialstar: I'll member that

Trowa: ok now what?

AHP: we just start walkin I guess

Wufie: what way?



AHP: I dunno... that way * points south *

Everyone: kk * follows AHP *



( after like 20 min or so..)

AHP : * stops * did u hear that?!?!

Heero: I did..

AHP: That sounded like ..



( suddenly Zechs , Dorthy , Relena , Hildie , sally po , and cathrene, step outta da bushes)

AHP: WHO LET THE FREAKS OUT * w/ da baha men who let the dos out beat* .. WHO , WHO ,

Dorthy: who u callin a freak?

AHP: u n those Bakas w/ u

Dorthy : u did not just go there

AHP: yes I did

Dorthy: *pulls out sword *

AHP: * pulls out her alltime fav weapon these things r awsome pp1!! DA SCI'S!!)

Celestialstar: this isnt gunna last long

Duo: u wanna bet?

Quatre: Duo u already owe us all money

Celestialstar: bsides I'll b surprzed if this lasts longer n 2 min

Duo: true

( Dorthy and AHP start fightin)



Celestialstar: GO AHP!!!



( AHP stabs dorthy a few times n she falls down dead)

Relena: BAKA!!!



Celestialstar: MY TURN!!!



AHP: KICK HER ASS!!! Oh wait we already know u can wats the fun n this?

Celestialstar: just watchin Relena getting her ass kicked



AHP : Oh yea!! GO CELESTIALSTAR!!!!!

Relena: that better not have been an insult!!

Celestialstar: and what if it was?

Relena: its u im after neways * pulls out gun*

AHP: well that's unsportsman like but w/e , HEY RELENA U COULDN'T AIM IF UR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!! Oh wait it does LMAO!!!



Relena: SHUT UP!!!

AHP: * laughs harder along w/ everyone else*

Celestialstar: * stops laughin n pulls out sword*

Celestialstar: 2 bad Dorthy couldn't c how to really use a sword



AHP: she wouldn't b smart enough to learn newayz

Celestialstar: u gots a point there ;)

Relena: STOP! !!

Celestialstar: lets fight bitch



Heero: oops , that's gunna b bad..

Duo: oops , she did it again * sings to the tune of Britnay spears oops I did it again*



AHP: OOO Celestials gunna kill her!!!

Duo: BLOODSHED!!!!

Trowa: * snickers*



Quatre: oooo I cant watch!! , actually I can * evil smile*

Wufie: O.O I wouldn't wanna fight her....

Heero: u think livin w/ her is safe??

Celestialstar: I heard that!!!

Heero: its true

Celestialstar: well mayb sometimes

Relena: * shoots n misses *

Heero: shes dead ..

Wufie: this is gunna b messy..

AHP: scary..

Celestialstar: * stabs Relena in da stomach n Relena falls 2 da ground *

AHP: wow kool!!

Trowa: that wuz interesting...

Wufie: remind me not to make AHP or Celestialstar mad...

Quatre: that's not hard to remember , but its easy to do

AHP & Celestialstar: * evil smiles*

Duo: I wanna c them fight on a sugar high!!!

Everyone: O.O NOOOO!!!!

Duo: it was worth a try.

Heero: Celestialstar , can u put the sword down now plz?

Celestialstar: oops , oks * smiles n puts sword away *

Heero: thank u

Celestialstar: no problem , but u owe me ;)

Heero: knew that wuz comin

AHP: um guyz..

Duo: what now

AHP: well if ur gunna b like that.

Duo: never mind , wats wrong? (

AHP: I'll ignor ur rudeness , newayz the rest of the Freak shows gone. n guess wat? We gotta hunt em down * evil smiles *

Celestialstar: MAN.. Er FREAK HUNT!!!!



Duo: MORE BLOODSHED!!!!!



Ok guyz I know it isnt that good I think chapter4 is going to b better

Heero: great were all gunna die!!

Duo: can I have sugar??

AHP; NO!!! No1 is gunna die. well mayb n Duo u can have sugar as long as ur not newhere near me!!

Celestialstar: same here!!! But I want sugar 2!!!

AHP: oks we'll go fing sugar c'mon!! * celestialstar & AHP leve to find sugar *

Duo: does that mean we have to finish the endin stuff??

Quatre: guess so , newayz if u gots ne ideas 4 the next chapter let her know!!!

Celestialstar n AHP on sugar high * BYE ALL!!!!!

Duo: wanna c em fight now? * evil grin *

Every1 else: AHHHHHH!!! * runs away*